That's it. I'm freaking done with these idiots. - Page 6

**Rain Man** · 11-18-2007, 07:33 PM

Back in the 1970s, our teams were bad. They lost games. They got soundly beaten by opponents. But you know what? I could live with it. The teams back then at least tried to win.

Now? I love this team. Love it. We've got massive talent on defense. We've got top-notch players on offense. We've got a new quarterback who can win, and we've got a potential superstar at wide receiver and legitimate superstarts at tight end and running back.

And we've got a coach who is biggest freaking idiot this side of Paul Hackett.

The last time I was this mad about a loss was against Indianapolis in 1995, when we lost home field in the playoffs because of the worst game plan, or rather lack of a game plan, in football history. And now we're repeating it on a weekly basis.

It's the fourth quarter. The score is tied. The best quarterback in the game is on the other sideline. And we freaking concede a drive? We don't even TRY to get a first down? We punt the ball to the most productive offense of the decade? Both teams had one opportunity to win the game, and our stupid, idiotic, moronic, imbecilic coaching staff VOLUNTARILY GAVE OUR CHANCE AWAY! THEY SAID, "WE DON'T WANT TO TRY TO SCORE, SO LET'S PLAY FOR A TIE AND PUNT IT PEYTON FREAKING MANNING." What sort of intellectual plant life would you have to be to do that? They voluntarily reduced our chances of winning to zero, and for no reason.

AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! I'm so mad about this that I can't stand it. They do this every freaking week. We have perhaps ten chances to score in a game, and they VOLUNTARILY give up on half of them! How does someone do this and keep their job? If I owned that team, that freaking coach-in-name-only would not get on the plane to come home. He would pay his own way back, and I would mail his office stuff to him in a box. I'd give the Arrowhead guards pepper spray and a picture of his unibrowed visage of confusion.

I can't do this any more. Just can't. This was the last straw. This was stupidity at it's finest. This was building the freaking Egyptian pyramids of stupidity. This was stupidity that will stand as a shining example of the art for the next four thousand years. Stupid scholars will study this game plan and write dissertations about it. It was miss-the-$100-question-on-Who- Wants-To-Be-A-Millionaire-after- using-all-of-your-lifelines stupid.

This is a good team. This is a strong team. This team could be very, very good if they were allowed to be. And you know what? Just trade them all. Trade them and stock up draft picks for a possible time when the stupid ownership of this team finally sells it to someone who will fire the stupid Haile Selassie president-for-life general manager and hire someone who will in turn fire the stupid "I think we get points for close losses" coaching staff, and then when those things happen maybe we can use those picks to field a competitive team. Until Herman Edwards is gone, and all photographs of his slackjawed RCA-Victor-Dog-Looking-At-Victrola face have been burned, just pile up picks and use semi-pro players, because the end result will be the same.

If I was Tony Gonzalez or Derrick Johnson or Jared Allen, I would go to Clark Hunt's office with a sleeping bag and I would not leave there until there's a regime change. Don't waste your career playing for piece of garbage idiot like Herm Edwards who can't even fathom trying to win a game.

Three drives! At least three drives where we just intentionally folded up. Didn't even try! "Eh, who cares? Just run for a few yards and punt it. Who cares?" Did these people never watch Joe Montana in the Super Bowl against Cincinnati? Do they not understand that the team with the most points wins? Where is the understanding here, people! Where?!?!?!?!

I HATE YOU, HERMAN EDWARDS! HATE! HATE, HATE, HATE! No, no. It's more than hate! Far more than hate. It's outright despisal!

YOU PLAY...TO WIN...THE GAME! YOU PLAY...TO WIN...THE GAME!

I don't know if I can communicate this any more clearly. This coach has to be removed from power, using any means possible. I'm 44 years old. I don't want to have to concede five more seasons of giving away wins while I wait. He has to go now! NOW! NOW!!!!

headsnap · 11-18-2007, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

It's not even close to 50/50. especially you have a rookie quarterback who is dum and it is a hostle envirement. Kick it away place defense. man people are dense

i'll type it slow for you, ok...

4 things happen, two good and two bad... 50/50...

jjjayb · 11-18-2007, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

It's not even close to 50/50. especially you have a rookie quarterback who is dum and it is a hostle envirement. Kick it away place defense. man people are dense

4-6. What more do I need to say?

MadMax · 11-18-2007, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimNasium

Nipples?

Where? lol

**Bearcat** · 11-18-2007, 08:54 PM

I have never agreed with anyone on anything more than your thread starter and your drive-by-drive grading. There's no use in responding, because there's nothing that should be changed, nothing that can be added, and nothing that can be argued.

You sir, are a Chiefsplanet Scholar.

Demonpenz · 11-18-2007, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjjayb

4-6. What more do I need to say?

4-6 is far better than most coaches would do with this team. Below average qb, the worst o-line in the league a middle of the pack D. Hell if you would have told me today that we would only lose by 3...on the road..... to INDY... I would have thought you were some kind of toothsayer.

Demonpenz · 11-18-2007, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by headsnap

i'll type it slow for you, ok...

4 things happen, two good and two bad... 50/50...

I firmly believe it might be more than two bad, because if we get the first down, we might have to run another play and turn it over.

Logical · 11-18-2007, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray

Kirk: Shields up!
Sulu:Not responding, Captain!
Bones: Damn it Jim, he's a fan. not a friggin machine!
Kirk:Scotty?
Scotty: I caan't dew anything capn, she's not holding power!
Spock:It's only Dr.Doo...err Logical...

rep

MadMax · 11-18-2007, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjjayb

4-6. What more do I need to say?

Heh, I saw a game where 75% or better of our plays were WR screens, draws and running plays that were so damned predictable the D was in the backfield all day... I've halucinated before so disregard this post if im just havin one of those days

Jeezus Sperm you refused to start the best QB on the team all year then you put him in 4 point restraints the entire game....I don't mind that we lost, it's that we didn't try to win which is very disturbing...

Zouk · 11-18-2007, 09:01 PM

I love the delusion here.

If we just come out on the road with a QB in his first game, Chris Terry and John Welbourn on the right side, and our only good receiver a rookie and throw the ball a lot, we beat the Super Bowl champs easy!

What's driving me crazy and making me post so much tonight is that this game actually validates Herm as the guy to take us to the next level. Once we get better offensive talent this offseason, with his D we can win these games that only teams like the Pats can!

MadMax · 11-18-2007, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

I firmly believe it might be more than two bad, because if we get the first down, we might have to run another play and turn it over.

If we are sooo afraid to turn it over, why even play??

Demonpenz · 11-18-2007, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

If we are sooo afraid to turn it over, why even play??

run the ball stop the run.

**Rain Man** · 11-18-2007, 09:03 PM

Going back to the drive charts, here's how the NFL classified each play we ran. We had four passes that were not classified as short passes. On the one drive where we had more than one of those plays, we scored a touchdown.

If you were a defensive coordinator and you looked at this, where would you be playing your safeties?

Drive 1

Run Left
Run Middle
Run Left
Pass Short Right
Run Right
Run Middle
Pass Short Middle

Drive 2

Run Middle
Run Right
Pass Short Middle

Drive 3

Pass Short Middle
Run Middle
Pass Short Right
Run Middle
Pass Short Left
Pass Short Left
Run Middle
Pass Short Right
Run Left
Run Left

Drive 4

Run Middle
Pass Short Right
Run Left

Drive 5
Pass Short Right
Pass Short Right
Pass Deep Right
Run Middle
Pass Short Left

Drive 6
Run Right
Run Middle
Pass - Sacked

Drive 7
Run Middle
Run Middle

Drive 8

Pass Short Left
Pass (Scramble)
Run Middle
Pass Short Middle

Drive 9

Run Left
Run Left
Pass Short Left
Pass Short Left
Pass Short Left
Pass Short Right
Pass Short Left
Run Middle
Pass Deep Middle
Run Middle
Pass Deep Left
Pass Deep Right

Drive 10

Run Left
Pass Short Right
Pass Short Middle

Drive 11

Run Left
Pass Short Right
Pass Short Middle
Run Left
Pass (Sacked)
Run Left

Drive 12

Pass Short Left

Zouk · 11-18-2007, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

If we are sooo afraid to turn it over, why even play??

If we make a few field goals and don't fumble on the 10, we might have won the game as a 15 point underdog!

**Skip Towne** · 11-18-2007, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by headsnap

That quote always puzzled me. there's actually four things and the 4th is good.

That makes it 50/50...

Did you include getting sacked?

headsnap · 11-18-2007, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

4-6 is far better than most coaches would do with this team. Below average qb, the worst o-line in the league a middle of the pack D. Hell if you would have told me today that we would only lose by 3...on the road..... to INDY... I would have thought you were some kind of toothsayer.

YAY let's celebrate, we only lost the game by 3 points!!!!

kumbaya everybody!!

ON A GAME THAT IF THE HC AND OC HAD ANY BALLS COULD HAVE BEEN WON!!!!

View Poll Results: In what manner would you like to see Herm Edwards fired? (Multiple choice)
Push him out of the plane over Illinois.	22	26.83%
Take his airline ticket and make him hitchhike...in a skirt.	15	18.29%
As opposed to merely firing him, set the idiot on fire.	15	18.29%
Tie him to Paul Hackett and force them to beat each other to death.	17	20.73%
Nukes, special forces, anything. How it happens doesn't matter.	19	23.17%
Be professional and just fire him in his office. With a big stick with a nail in it.	14	17.07%
It cannot stop at Herman Edwards. We have to exterminate the whole front office roachbed.	38	46.34%
Actually, I'm thrilled with Herman Edwards' "it's a win if you're within seven points" philosophy.	11	13.41%
Trade him to the Raiders by telling Al Davis that he throws the ball downfield.	18	21.95%
Hold a big team meeting and fire him in front of everybody, and make him walk out dragging the Boulder of Shame.	26	31.71%
I have some other plan for firing him, described in my post.	5	6.10%
I haven't yet decided if his "play to lose close" philosophy is a problem, and I can't feed myself.	12	14.63%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 82. You may not vote on this poll

11-18-2007, 07:33 PM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-462449 VARSITY	That's it. I'm freaking done with these idiots. Back in the 1970s, our teams were bad. They lost games. They got soundly beaten by opponents. But you know what? I could live with it. The teams back then at least tried to win. Now? I love this team. Love it. We've got massive talent on defense. We've got top-notch players on offense. We've got a new quarterback who can win, and we've got a potential superstar at wide receiver and legitimate superstarts at tight end and running back. And we've got a coach who is biggest freaking idiot this side of Paul Hackett. The last time I was this mad about a loss was against Indianapolis in 1995, when we lost home field in the playoffs because of the worst game plan, or rather lack of a game plan, in football history. And now we're repeating it on a weekly basis. It's the fourth quarter. The score is tied. The best quarterback in the game is on the other sideline. And we freaking concede a drive? We don't even TRY to get a first down? We punt the ball to the most productive offense of the decade? Both teams had one opportunity to win the game, and our stupid, idiotic, moronic, imbecilic coaching staff VOLUNTARILY GAVE OUR CHANCE AWAY! THEY SAID, "WE DON'T WANT TO TRY TO SCORE, SO LET'S PLAY FOR A TIE AND PUNT IT PEYTON FREAKING MANNING." What sort of intellectual plant life would you have to be to do that? They voluntarily reduced our chances of winning to zero, and for no reason. AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! I'm so mad about this that I can't stand it. They do this every freaking week. We have perhaps ten chances to score in a game, and they VOLUNTARILY give up on half of them! How does someone do this and keep their job? If I owned that team, that freaking coach-in-name-only would not get on the plane to come home. He would pay his own way back, and I would mail his office stuff to him in a box. I'd give the Arrowhead guards pepper spray and a picture of his unibrowed visage of confusion. I can't do this any more. Just can't. This was the last straw. This was stupidity at it's finest. This was building the freaking Egyptian pyramids of stupidity. This was stupidity that will stand as a shining example of the art for the next four thousand years. Stupid scholars will study this game plan and write dissertations about it. It was miss-the-$100-question-on-Who- Wants-To-Be-A-Millionaire-after- using-all-of-your-lifelines stupid. This is a good team. This is a strong team. This team could be very, very good if they were allowed to be. And you know what? Just trade them all. Trade them and stock up draft picks for a possible time when the stupid ownership of this team finally sells it to someone who will fire the stupid Haile Selassie president-for-life general manager and hire someone who will in turn fire the stupid "I think we get points for close losses" coaching staff, and then when those things happen maybe we can use those picks to field a competitive team. Until Herman Edwards is gone, and all photographs of his slackjawed RCA-Victor-Dog-Looking-At-Victrola face have been burned, just pile up picks and use semi-pro players, because the end result will be the same. If I was Tony Gonzalez or Derrick Johnson or Jared Allen, I would go to Clark Hunt's office with a sleeping bag and I would not leave there until there's a regime change. Don't waste your career playing for piece of garbage idiot like Herm Edwards who can't even fathom trying to win a game. Three drives! At least three drives where we just intentionally folded up. Didn't even try! "Eh, who cares? Just run for a few yards and punt it. Who cares?" Did these people never watch Joe Montana in the Super Bowl against Cincinnati? Do they not understand that the team with the most points wins? Where is the understanding here, people! Where?!?!?!?! I HATE YOU, HERMAN EDWARDS! HATE! HATE, HATE, HATE! No, no. It's more than hate! Far more than hate. It's outright despisal! YOU PLAY...TO WIN...THE GAME! YOU PLAY...TO WIN...THE GAME! I don't know if I can communicate this any more clearly. This coach has to be removed from power, using any means possible. I'm 44 years old. I don't want to have to concede five more seasons of giving away wins while I wait. He has to go now! NOW! NOW!!!!
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11-18-2007, 08:54 PM	#79
Bearcat Would an idiot do that? Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Arizona Casino cash: $-855069	I have never agreed with anyone on anything more than your thread starter and your drive-by-drive grading. There's no use in responding, because there's nothing that should be changed, nothing that can be added, and nothing that can be argued. You sir, are a Chiefsplanet Scholar.
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11-18-2007, 09:01 PM	#84
Zouk Veteran Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: DC Casino cash: $10004900	I love the delusion here. If we just come out on the road with a QB in his first game, Chris Terry and John Welbourn on the right side, and our only good receiver a rookie and throw the ball a lot, we beat the Super Bowl champs easy! What's driving me crazy and making me post so much tonight is that this game actually validates Herm as the guy to take us to the next level. Once we get better offensive talent this offseason, with his D we can win these games that only teams like the Pats can!
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11-18-2007, 09:03 PM	#87
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-462449 VARSITY	Going back to the drive charts, here's how the NFL classified each play we ran. We had four passes that were not classified as short passes. On the one drive where we had more than one of those plays, we scored a touchdown. If you were a defensive coordinator and you looked at this, where would you be playing your safeties? Drive 1 Run Left Run Middle Run Left Pass Short Right Run Right Run Middle Pass Short Middle Drive 2 Run Middle Run Right Pass Short Middle Drive 3 Pass Short Middle Run Middle Pass Short Right Run Middle Pass Short Left Pass Short Left Run Middle Pass Short Right Run Left Run Left Drive 4 Run Middle Pass Short Right Run Left Drive 5 Pass Short Right Pass Short Right Pass Deep Right Run Middle Pass Short Left Drive 6 Run Right Run Middle Pass - Sacked Drive 7 Run Middle Run Middle Drive 8 Pass Short Left Pass (Scramble) Run Middle Pass Short Middle Drive 9 Run Left Run Left Pass Short Left Pass Short Left Pass Short Left Pass Short Right Pass Short Left Run Middle Pass Deep Middle Run Middle Pass Deep Left Pass Deep Right Drive 10 Run Left Pass Short Right Pass Short Middle Drive 11 Run Left Pass Short Right Pass Short Middle Run Left Pass (Sacked) Run Left Drive 12 Pass Short Left __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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