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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Verdigris Valley Campsite
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At a brothel in Mexico ... she was ridin' a burro ....
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GBM 8-12-15
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Dayton, Oh.
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#48 |
It Goes On
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Lees Summit
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My wife and I went to high school together, and dated for several months our senior year. She was gorgeous, funny, smart... and more than just a small amount of the time... she was a raging bitch (she'll admit it). So we broke up before prom, I ended up going with a friend, and she went with a guy she ended up with for 7 years.
Had to sit next to her at graduation, which I was so pissed about, and she antagonized me the whole time in very small ways. But then she moved away, and I didn't talk to her for 7 years. So 7 years later, I'm dating this girl, who I'd been dating for several years, but made sure to let her know almost daily that I wasn't her boyfriend. She calls me one day and says, "Guess who I saw on our high school alumni website?" and tells me about my ex. We laugh and I pretend that I wasn't interested, and then hang up the phone and sign in to the site. Within a couple of days, my ex emailed me, and we went to have drinks. By the end of that night, it was all over. I got home and was a mess. I called another ex girlfriend, who I had maintained a friendship with, and told her about it and she told me, "Everyone could always tell there was something just a little more about you and her than there was the other girls you dated." So I went ahead and married her. It helps a lot that she isn't the raging bitch she was in high school, but kept all the other great stuff. I definitely married up. |
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#49 |
Dumbass!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Leading the Marty bashing
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You met Da Face's wife in college too?
Small world.
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#50 |
Fish are scared of me
Join Date: Nov 2001
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I found mine in Pen 32!
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#51 |
Dumbass!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Leading the Marty bashing
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#52 |
Stay positive, don't give up
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Met my gf at buffallo wild wings with a huge group gathering for the playoffs a year ago, watching the colts vs pats game..
she was a friend of my friends friend...we talked a bit there. then 2 weeks later at a SB party she showed up again with her friend. Talked a bit more (got her #) and then i asked her out a week or so later. |
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Kind of a mod
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Donkey Land
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#54 |
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Springpatch
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Match.com.
Not even kidding. |
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#55 |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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[GOATSE] I met my "life partner" here: (NTTAWWT) [/GOATSE]
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#56 |
Veteran
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#57 |
Stay positive, don't give up
Join Date: Dec 2001
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My friend met her bf off match.com and broke up after 6 mo's, but that was before the 6 mo's free bs
he was an assclown, but she is a dumbass |
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#58 |
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#59 |
Dumbass!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Leading the Marty bashing
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While a future (albeit remote) possibility, I'm betting it's more likely he met his "mate" by googling "vibrator".
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Supporter
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