Tell us the story of your first time

[sedated]

How did you lose your virginity?

Bang your 8th grade teacher? Hire a hooker? Drug the prom queen?

Inquiring minds want to know. Give gochiefs something to look forward to.

[boogblaster]

Drunken mother of five took me down and had her way with me littl' penie ... I was 15 years 7 months and 2 days old .....

[Al Bundy]

1987.... Oran Juice Jones In The Rain was playing in the background.. and I lasted the length of the song, with my wife Stephanie. We split up for 4 years or so before getting back together.

[el borracho]

I took a co-worker on a date to see one of the "Nightmare on Elm Street" movies. After the movie, we ended alone up back at my place and I thought, "I should make a move", so I kissed her. She kissed back so I kept going, hands on boobs over shirt, hands on boobs under shirt, then sitting on the bed, then off with the clothes (she undid her own bra).

I tried to go "downtown" because I had read in a men's magazine that some women considered that a prerequisite to going all the way but the girl I was with freaked out a bit when my mouth passed her navel so I came back up and spent a few minutes trying to find my way in. Eventually, she reached down and guided me in and a short while later my head was in the clouds and I was wetting her belly.

Of course, her head wasn't in the clouds (she actually made a remark) so we immediately did it again (seriously up and at it again within a minute) and about 20 minutes later I was rewarded with a compliment before she left and I spent the next few hours in euphoria thinking how incredible the whole thing was.