Royals My experience in Crown Seats at the K and a fight. - Page 4

jidar · 08:45 AM

wow... so. Yeah the Royals Crown tickets.

That shit was awesome. They served prime rib and a bunch of other shit, as much as you wanted. There was a hot dog sausage bar, a nacho bar, an open bar with good liquor. Inside the place was classy and nice, all the waiters and bartenders wore suits. You walked out one of the assorted exits and my seat was 3 rows behind home plate. What a great time. I drank a lot and watched the Royals beat down on the lowly Mariners. Meche pitched and Soria had the save. These seats are $230 each if you buy them singly or $185 if you buy season tickets.

And then some ****ing asshole almost ruined it.

I got up during an inning to go get 2 vodka tonics, one for me and my friend. While I'm in there I see a pile of c r a c ker jacks bags sitting unopened on the bar in front of a guy. It was a pretty big pile so I thought they might be community or something, like you could just take them, and I figured if they were for the taking I'd get some for my buddy who had asked for some outside but still had not received them from the waitress. I wasn't sure though so I walk over and ask the guy "hey are these your "The Man" jacks or are those community "The Man" jacks." This guy looks at me like I just told him his mother was a whore and says "If you tipped your ****in bartender maybe you could get some ****ing "The Man" jacks how about that?" Holy shit. I said something or other that I had tipped the ****in bartender and that he was an asshole then I went back outside to watch the game.

One maybe two innings later I've almost managed to put it out of my mind and the mother****er comes outside, stands right next to me (I've got an end seat) with an arm load of "The Man" jacks yellin "who wants "The Man" jacks?" and throwing them to whoever speaks up until the waitresses told him to leave. I couldn't believe that shit, I know he's doing it to antagonize me, but **** it I don't say a word and he goes back in to the bar.

Fast forward, the Royals win, and me and my 3 buddies go inside and we start fanning it up hardcore. We were posing in front of pictures of players and statues and getting some real nice photos. Most of the people had left, and the ones left were crowding around the bar for last call except us. It thought we were a bit out of place, but **** it, we were having a good time, but then the same mother****er walks away from the crowd over to us and starts talking to two of my friends. Now my buddies have no idea any of this shit went down, I had kept the whole thing to myself, but I can't believe he's going to come over to **** with me some more. So I go over to him and we exchanged some words and apparently he doesn't think he did anything wrong by treating me like trash, and I ended up calling him an asshole again and saying I'm going to go ask his buddies by the bar and ask what they think since they saw the whole thing too. I walk over to his friend in an expensive business shirt who is sitting at the bar and I'm like "Hey did you see that whole thing?" and he looks at me and says "Maybe you should tip your ****ing bartender." and I said "You know what, both of you guys are ****ing assholes." and white shirt guy jumps up off the bar, spins around and gets in my face, but I didn't flinch I just looked at him and said "What? What are gonna ****in do?"

Well security who I guess had been watching most of this immediately jumped on the guy and ejected both of them to the elevator and the whole time the white shirt guy is yelling that we're gonna finish this shit outside.

Well a few minutes later we leave and the two ****ers were waiting by the elevator for us. We go to get in the elevator and they join us for what is a tense ride but nobody says anything. When I get out I say I'm not here to fight anyone but the white shirt guy is walking right behind me and yelling shit and I don't remember what he was saying or what it was that was the last straw but I handed my glasses to one of my friends, turned out and put my fists up. I'm not really much of a talker when I'm angry. He comes at me and I think he throws a punch but I'm not sure, maybe he's shoving me but I hit him square in the nose with a good overhand right and I feel his nose break and blood immediately starts gushing out of both of his nostrils and my friend grabs him from behind and pulls him away. I think at this point that I've finished it and turn to to keep walking with my friends to our car, but the white shirt ****er with the broken nose gets away from my friend and starts following me again. I'm yelling back "Don't you follow me mother ****er, get the **** away me. Don't you ****ing follow me." that sort of shit, but he catches me in 20 feet or so and I spin and put my fists up again. This stupid son of a bitch swings and this time he hits me in the jaw, so I planted a haymaker with everything I had right in the middle of his face and his knees go wobbly and he stumbles then hits the ground. He's done. His face is a mess and he's covered in blood from his still gushing nose.

There is more to this story, like the fact that I accidentally walked into the players lots and got to see Soria and Dejesus but that's not nearly as interesting.

So yeah, that was my experience in the super richie rich section of the K. Can you believe this shit? I really didn't expect that to happen in the Crown Seats.

**Skip Towne** · 09-18-2008, 10:51 AM

Teach 'em a lesson, shank 'em.

shaneo69 · 09-18-2008, 11:09 AM

Wow. I haven't been in the Crown Club at the K, but I've been in the Redbird Club and Champions Club at Busch Stadium, and the people who watch from those sections are usually the wine & cheese crowd, or poor slobs like me who were given the tickets and are just happy to be there with the free food and beer.

As a Cardinal fan, I've also been in the bleachers at Busch and Wrigley for Cubs-Cards games when I've been hammered, and I've still managed to steer clear of any fights.

Getting in a fight at a baseball game is about as white-trash as it gets. But congrats on the KO I guess.

Fat Elvis · 09-18-2008, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by shaneo69

Wow.

Getting in a fight at a baseball game is about as white-trash as it gets.

This.

CoMoChief · 09-18-2008, 11:20 AM

HE JUST GOT MAN-JACKED!!!!

Mr. Plow · 09-18-2008, 11:22 AM

One time, My dad & I jumped over the rail to beat up the first base coach. We wooped his ass good.

09-18-2008, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by shaneo69

Getting in a fight at a baseball game is about as white-trash as it gets. But congrats on the KO I guess.

Heh. Agreed. But I was a 20 something not too long ago. I didn't have the life experience or maturity to diffuse such a situation and my ego would have been right there solving the problem "like men". As a thirty-something I'd have politely explained that I had been tipping appropriately and wished the white-shirt guy well. But I shouldn't judge because I've been there.

In fact, I curtailed heavy drinking because of a ridiculously immature road-rage incident after a Chiefs/Raiders game several years back. Similar situation. I gave a guy a well-deserved beatdown after he was screwing around with me on the highway. I was 100% wrong in every facet of that incident and I'll own it.

The important thing is that something is learned and acted upon from this life experience. I'm sure jidar has that part well in hand.

**Lzen** · 09-18-2008, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

HE JUST GOT MAN-JACKED!!!!

That doesn't sound right. Gay

Frazod · 09-18-2008, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by shaneo69

Getting in a fight at a baseball game is about as white-trash as it gets. But congrats on the KO I guess.

So should dicks like the guy in the story get a free pass? Maybe that guy will think twice before he shoots his mouth off to a stranger over nothing and then goes out of his way to continue instigating trouble with the same person. Sounds like he bought and paid for the beating he got. Hopefully he'll learn from it.

There are all kinds of assholes out there who do stuff like this, and if nobody ever calls them on it, they'll never stop. What you call "white trash" I call "standing up for one's self." And while taking the high road is generally the best course of action, I'm certainly not going to put on a dress to do it.

09-18-2008, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

So should dicks like the guy in the story get a free pass? Maybe that guy will think twice before he shoots his mouth off to a stranger over nothing and then goes out of his way to continue instigating trouble with the same person. Sounds like he bought and paid for the beating he got. Hopefully he'll learn from it.

There are all kinds of assholes out there who do stuff like this, and if nobody ever calls them on it, they'll never stop. What you call "white trash" I call "standing up for one's self." And while taking the high road is generally the best course of action, I'm certainly not going to put on a dress to do it.

First in with the "what did the fridge do to you" reference.

Frazod · 09-18-2008, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

First in with the "what did the fridge do to you" reference.

It freezer-burned my hamburger patties, dammit.

jidar · 09-18-2008, 01:28 PM

I took as much of the high road as I thought I could. When he said we were going to settle this outside I said no we weren't. I tried walking to the car, but the guy followed and kept up his shit.
The only thing I should have done differently was just ignore the guys and not try to talk some sense into them, but then if it had went down that way I'd probably be sitting here stewing over it all day and wishing I had said something to defend myself.
I certainly never tried to start a fight, and if I had to do it all over again I wouldn't change a thing about it.

**gblowfish** · 09-18-2008, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by jidar

I took as much of the high road as I thought I could. When he said we were going to settle this outside I said no we weren't. I tried walking to the car, but the guy followed and kept up his shit.
The only thing I should have done differently was just ignore the guys and not try to talk some sense into them, but then if it had went down that way I'd probably be sitting here stewing over it all day and wishing I had said something to defend myself.
I certainly never tried to start a fight, and if I had to do it all over again I wouldn't change a thing about it.

You should have kicked his ass in the elevator. Now THAT's Jerry Springer material....

Brock · 09-18-2008, 01:52 PM

You didn't do anything wrong, IMO. Be warned, though, that things like that can turn out to be rather expensive, no matter whose fault it is.

**ChiTown** · 09-18-2008, 01:54 PM

How big a boy are ya?

seclark · 09-18-2008, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock

You didn't do anything wrong, IMO. Be warned, though, that things like that can turn out to be rather expensive, no matter whose fault it is.

this is true.^^^
there was a guy that broke his hand while punching me in the face.
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09-18-2008, 08:33 AM
jidar MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: a Casino cash: $10004900	My experience in Crown Seats at the K and a fight. wow... so. Yeah the Royals Crown tickets. That shit was awesome. They served prime rib and a bunch of other shit, as much as you wanted. There was a hot dog sausage bar, a nacho bar, an open bar with good liquor. Inside the place was classy and nice, all the waiters and bartenders wore suits. You walked out one of the assorted exits and my seat was 3 rows behind home plate. What a great time. I drank a lot and watched the Royals beat down on the lowly Mariners. Meche pitched and Soria had the save. These seats are $230 each if you buy them singly or $185 if you buy season tickets. And then some **ing asshole almost ruined it. I got up during an inning to go get 2 vodka tonics, one for me and my friend. While I'm in there I see a pile of c r a c ker jacks bags sitting unopened on the bar in front of a guy. It was a pretty big pile so I thought they might be community or something, like you could just take them, and I figured if they were for the taking I'd get some for my buddy who had asked for some outside but still had not received them from the waitress. I wasn't sure though so I walk over and ask the guy "hey are these your "The Man" jacks or are those community "The Man" jacks." This guy looks at me like I just told him his mother was a whore and says "If you tipped your in bartender maybe you could get some ing "The Man" jacks how about that?" Holy shit. I said something or other that I had tipped the in bartender and that he was an asshole then I went back outside to watch the game. One maybe two innings later I've almost managed to put it out of my mind and the motherer comes outside, stands right next to me (I've got an end seat) with an arm load of "The Man" jacks yellin "who wants "The Man" jacks?" and throwing them to whoever speaks up until the waitresses told him to leave. I couldn't believe that shit, I know he's doing it to antagonize me, but it I don't say a word and he goes back in to the bar. Fast forward, the Royals win, and me and my 3 buddies go inside and we start fanning it up hardcore. We were posing in front of pictures of players and statues and getting some real nice photos. Most of the people had left, and the ones left were crowding around the bar for last call except us. It thought we were a bit out of place, but it, we were having a good time, but then the same motherer walks away from the crowd over to us and starts talking to two of my friends. Now my buddies have no idea any of this shit went down, I had kept the whole thing to myself, but I can't believe he's going to come over to with me some more. So I go over to him and we exchanged some words and apparently he doesn't think he did anything wrong by treating me like trash, and I ended up calling him an asshole again and saying I'm going to go ask his buddies by the bar and ask what they think since they saw the whole thing too. I walk over to his friend in an expensive business shirt who is sitting at the bar and I'm like "Hey did you see that whole thing?" and he looks at me and says "Maybe you should tip your ing bartender." and I said "You know what, both of you guys are ing assholes." and white shirt guy jumps up off the bar, spins around and gets in my face, but I didn't flinch I just looked at him and said "What? What are gonna in do?" Well security who I guess had been watching most of this immediately jumped on the guy and ejected both of them to the elevator and the whole time the white shirt guy is yelling that we're gonna finish this shit outside. Well a few minutes later we leave and the two ers were waiting by the elevator for us. We go to get in the elevator and they join us for what is a tense ride but nobody says anything. When I get out I say I'm not here to fight anyone but the white shirt guy is walking right behind me and yelling shit and I don't remember what he was saying or what it was that was the last straw but I handed my glasses to one of my friends, turned out and put my fists up. I'm not really much of a talker when I'm angry. He comes at me and I think he throws a punch but I'm not sure, maybe he's shoving me but I hit him square in the nose with a good overhand right and I feel his nose break and blood immediately starts gushing out of both of his nostrils and my friend grabs him from behind and pulls him away. I think at this point that I've finished it and turn to to keep walking with my friends to our car, but the white shirt er with the broken nose gets away from my friend and starts following me again. I'm yelling back "Don't you follow me mother er, get the away me. Don't you *ing follow me." that sort of shit, but he catches me in 20 feet or so and I spin and put my fists up again. This stupid son of a bitch swings and this time he hits me in the jaw, so I planted a haymaker with everything I had right in the middle of his face and his knees go wobbly and he stumbles then hits the ground. He's done. His face is a mess and he's covered in blood from his still gushing nose. There is more to this story, like the fact that I accidentally walked into the players lots and got to see Soria and Dejesus but that's not nearly as interesting. So yeah, that was my experience in the super richie rich section of the K. Can you believe this shit? I really didn't expect that to happen in the Crown Seats. Last edited by jidar; 09-18-2008 at 08:45 AM..*
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09-18-2008, 10:51 AM	#46
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09-18-2008, 01:28 PM	#56
jidar MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: a Casino cash: $10004900	I took as much of the high road as I thought I could. When he said we were going to settle this outside I said no we weren't. I tried walking to the car, but the guy followed and kept up his shit. The only thing I should have done differently was just ignore the guys and not try to talk some sense into them, but then if it had went down that way I'd probably be sitting here stewing over it all day and wishing I had said something to defend myself. I certainly never tried to start a fight, and if I had to do it all over again I wouldn't change a thing about it.
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