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**alpha_omega** · 01-15-2009, 01:38 PM

I guess some people will spend cash on just about anything.
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http://tinyurl.com/9j337v

A 22-year-old woman is selling her virginity online — offering her body to bidders nationwide in an auction that reportedly has netted a $3.7 million offer — and the law isn't doing a thing to stop her.

The FBI isn't interested. The U.S. attorney doesn't care. Everything is fine by local police, and she isn't breaking any laws.
That's because Natalie Dylan, a made-up name for a real 22-year-old California college grad, is marketing her maidenhead in Nevada, where prostitution is legal.

But some religious legal groups are objecting to the sexual sale, saying they are concerned that its influence may reach beyond the borders of the "Battle Born" bordello state.

"It does seem crazy," said Mathew Staver, director of the Liberty Center for Law and Policy. "The rest of the country has an interest in stopping that kind of activity from spreading from Nevada to their home state."

Staver said because the bidding was being conducted online, federal law could be applied to stop the auction from going through.

"Nevada has been out of step with the rest of the country for many years with regards to prostitution, and that's why I think it's important for federal prosecutors to look into this, so that Nevada does not dictate the morals and moral decency for the rest of the nation," Staver told FOXNews.com.

But federal authorities said there wasn't much they could do about the case, and deflected attention toward local statutes.

"Being that prostitution is legal in the area that she's listing from, and she's over 18 and it's consensual, I would defer it to local police authorities," said David Staretz, a spokesman for the FBI's Las Vegas field office.

The Postal Inspection Service, which monitors the Internet for some illegal transactions, is "currently unaware of any specific fed prohibition against this activity," said spokesman Al Weissman.

The office of the U.S. attorney in Nevada said that it has prosecuted over 200 cases in the last six years involving the solicitation of minors online, but it had never worked on a case like this involving adults.

The Moonlite Bunny Ranch, the brothel that is arranging and hosting the deal, sounded especially gung-ho about Dylan.

"Natalie is a virgin and would like to sell this priceless and rare commodity in a very exclusive and private setting," says the Bunny Ranch Web site.
While the commodity's rarity may be debatable, more than 10,000 bidders have come forth to put a price tag on Dylan's purity. And if the Bunny Ranch's owner is to be believed, someone has offered $3.7 million, a price far above rubies.

"One time only she will appear at the bunny ranch and give up her virginity to the highest bidder," says the brothel's Web site in a needlessly repetitive statement. Dylan says she is trying to finance graduate studies for her sister and herself.

Some legal experts say they're well within their rights to make the sale.
"It's a First Amendment issue. You can advertise goods or services that are illegal where they're advertised but legal where their performed," said Marc Randazza, an attorney specializing in first amendment law. "What's she's advertising is as legal as toast with the crust cut off where she is."

Randazza said some prosecutors might be eager to jump on the case, but that this "commercial speech" is protected.

"If this is legal where it's being advertised" — in Nevada — "the government can't say you can't advertise it here," he told FOXNews.com.

Mr. Laz · 01-15-2009, 09:04 PM

i'd **** just about anyone or anything for 3.7 million dollars

Otter · 01-15-2009, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan

OMG. All I got for mine was a bottle of Boones.

Katipan, I just want you to know that I would have sprang for a box of desert wine, some McDonalds fries and asked you to pull my finger right before I finished to fend off post awkwardness.

Mr. Plow · 01-15-2009, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laz

i'd **** just about anyone or anything for 3.7 million dollars

So.....I've got a wood chipper I'd like you to meet.

Johnny Vegas · 01-15-2009, 09:16 PM

virgins are dead lays anyways. I'll pay a porn star $3.7 million for a night and do things I could only imagine. with a virgin its like you got to lead the way to do anything. waste of time. you think that virgin will give you a BJ while you're playing Fallout 3?

Mr. Laz · 01-15-2009, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow

So.....I've got a wood chipper I'd like you to meet.

heh

seriously ... everyone on this board would **** just about anything that wouldn't kill them or rip their pecker off for 3.7 million

they might say they wouldn't ....... but you set 3.7 million in cash in front of them and they would drop their pants faster than they could line up the goat.

Mr. Plow · 01-15-2009, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laz

heh

seriously ... everyone on this board would **** just about anything that wouldn't kill them or rip their pecker off for 3.7 million

they might say they wouldn't ....... but you set 3.7 million in cash and they would drop their pants faster than they could line up the goat.

Do you have 3.7 million you are offering? I'm available Saturday night.

Ebolapox · 01-15-2009, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan

...I'd like to think he had a great time and I taught him skills that he transferred to some grateful female at a later date.
But I didn't really know what I was doing back then.

His story probably starts with something like... "There was this crazy filipino..."
But that's typical...

you talking about endelt?

Ebolapox · 01-15-2009, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray

you guys really think all virgins are great in bed?

the pain she experiences will probably freak her out.

just imagine when you go in for ATM. that'll REALLY freak her out.

88TG88 · 01-15-2009, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laz

heh

seriously ... everyone on this board would **** just about anything that wouldn't kill them or rip their pecker off for 3.7 million

they might say they wouldn't ....... but you set 3.7 million in cash in front of them and they would drop their pants faster than they could line up the goat.

I would

StcChief · 01-15-2009, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by H5N1

just imagine when you go in for ATM. that'll REALLY freak her out.

and her end of the contract says.... get the f away from me with that ATM nasty thing.

Ebolapox · 01-15-2009, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StcChief

and her end of the contract says.... get the f away from me with that ATM nasty thing.

if I'm paying 3.7 mill, I'm going ass to mouth. ****, you gotta get your money's worth

Katipan · 01-16-2009, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter

Katipan, I just want you to know that I would have sprang for a box of desert wine, some McDonalds fries and asked you to pull my finger right before I finished to fend off post awkwardness.

Thats cool. I once yelled "Cannonball Coming", so pulling a finger wouldn't faze me.

And there's never any awkwardness after.
Maybe a little before.

blueballs · 01-16-2009, 12:50 PM

hymen replacement surgeries
are expected to be in demand

Katipan · 01-16-2009, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blueballs

hymen replacement surgeries
are expected to be in demand

...with all the sports and activities girls go through now, do many of them really go through a painful deflowering anymore?

I certainly didn't. But gymnastics and track since I was 5 kinda.... fixed it?

Hammock Parties · 01-16-2009, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

I wish I could have my virginity back.

Wanna trade?

01-15-2009, 01:38 PM
alpha_omega Supporter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Liberty Casino cash: $-1730000	Cherry for Sale I guess some people will spend cash on just about anything. __________________________________________________ http://tinyurl.com/9j337v A 22-year-old woman is selling her virginity online — offering her body to bidders nationwide in an auction that reportedly has netted a $3.7 million offer — and the law isn't doing a thing to stop her. The FBI isn't interested. The U.S. attorney doesn't care. Everything is fine by local police, and she isn't breaking any laws. That's because Natalie Dylan, a made-up name for a real 22-year-old California college grad, is marketing her maidenhead in Nevada, where prostitution is legal. But some religious legal groups are objecting to the sexual sale, saying they are concerned that its influence may reach beyond the borders of the "Battle Born" bordello state. "It does seem crazy," said Mathew Staver, director of the Liberty Center for Law and Policy. "The rest of the country has an interest in stopping that kind of activity from spreading from Nevada to their home state." Staver said because the bidding was being conducted online, federal law could be applied to stop the auction from going through. "Nevada has been out of step with the rest of the country for many years with regards to prostitution, and that's why I think it's important for federal prosecutors to look into this, so that Nevada does not dictate the morals and moral decency for the rest of the nation," Staver told FOXNews.com. But federal authorities said there wasn't much they could do about the case, and deflected attention toward local statutes. "Being that prostitution is legal in the area that she's listing from, and she's over 18 and it's consensual, I would defer it to local police authorities," said David Staretz, a spokesman for the FBI's Las Vegas field office. The Postal Inspection Service, which monitors the Internet for some illegal transactions, is "currently unaware of any specific fed prohibition against this activity," said spokesman Al Weissman. The office of the U.S. attorney in Nevada said that it has prosecuted over 200 cases in the last six years involving the solicitation of minors online, but it had never worked on a case like this involving adults. The Moonlite Bunny Ranch, the brothel that is arranging and hosting the deal, sounded especially gung-ho about Dylan. "Natalie is a virgin and would like to sell this priceless and rare commodity in a very exclusive and private setting," says the Bunny Ranch Web site. While the commodity's rarity may be debatable, more than 10,000 bidders have come forth to put a price tag on Dylan's purity. And if the Bunny Ranch's owner is to be believed, someone has offered $3.7 million, a price far above rubies. "One time only she will appear at the bunny ranch and give up her virginity to the highest bidder," says the brothel's Web site in a needlessly repetitive statement. Dylan says she is trying to finance graduate studies for her sister and herself. Some legal experts say they're well within their rights to make the sale. "It's a First Amendment issue. You can advertise goods or services that are illegal where they're advertised but legal where their performed," said Marc Randazza, an attorney specializing in first amendment law. "What's she's advertising is as legal as toast with the crust cut off where she is." Randazza said some prosecutors might be eager to jump on the case, but that this "commercial speech" is protected. "If this is legal where it's being advertised" — in Nevada — "the government can't say you can't advertise it here," he told FOXNews.com.
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Johnny Vegas MVP Join Date: May 2008 Casino cash: $3204814	virgins are dead lays anyways. I'll pay a porn star $3.7 million for a night and do things I could only imagine. with a virgin its like you got to lead the way to do anything. waste of time. you think that virgin will give you a BJ while you're playing Fallout 3?
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01-16-2009, 12:50 PM	#133
blueballs Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	hymen replacement surgeries are expected to be in demand
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