News Cherry for Sale - Page 11

**alpha_omega** · 01-15-2009, 01:38 PM

I guess some people will spend cash on just about anything.
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http://tinyurl.com/9j337v

A 22-year-old woman is selling her virginity online — offering her body to bidders nationwide in an auction that reportedly has netted a $3.7 million offer — and the law isn't doing a thing to stop her.

The FBI isn't interested. The U.S. attorney doesn't care. Everything is fine by local police, and she isn't breaking any laws.
That's because Natalie Dylan, a made-up name for a real 22-year-old California college grad, is marketing her maidenhead in Nevada, where prostitution is legal.

But some religious legal groups are objecting to the sexual sale, saying they are concerned that its influence may reach beyond the borders of the "Battle Born" bordello state.

"It does seem crazy," said Mathew Staver, director of the Liberty Center for Law and Policy. "The rest of the country has an interest in stopping that kind of activity from spreading from Nevada to their home state."

Staver said because the bidding was being conducted online, federal law could be applied to stop the auction from going through.

"Nevada has been out of step with the rest of the country for many years with regards to prostitution, and that's why I think it's important for federal prosecutors to look into this, so that Nevada does not dictate the morals and moral decency for the rest of the nation," Staver told FOXNews.com.

But federal authorities said there wasn't much they could do about the case, and deflected attention toward local statutes.

"Being that prostitution is legal in the area that she's listing from, and she's over 18 and it's consensual, I would defer it to local police authorities," said David Staretz, a spokesman for the FBI's Las Vegas field office.

The Postal Inspection Service, which monitors the Internet for some illegal transactions, is "currently unaware of any specific fed prohibition against this activity," said spokesman Al Weissman.

The office of the U.S. attorney in Nevada said that it has prosecuted over 200 cases in the last six years involving the solicitation of minors online, but it had never worked on a case like this involving adults.

The Moonlite Bunny Ranch, the brothel that is arranging and hosting the deal, sounded especially gung-ho about Dylan.

"Natalie is a virgin and would like to sell this priceless and rare commodity in a very exclusive and private setting," says the Bunny Ranch Web site.
While the commodity's rarity may be debatable, more than 10,000 bidders have come forth to put a price tag on Dylan's purity. And if the Bunny Ranch's owner is to be believed, someone has offered $3.7 million, a price far above rubies.

"One time only she will appear at the bunny ranch and give up her virginity to the highest bidder," says the brothel's Web site in a needlessly repetitive statement. Dylan says she is trying to finance graduate studies for her sister and herself.

Some legal experts say they're well within their rights to make the sale.
"It's a First Amendment issue. You can advertise goods or services that are illegal where they're advertised but legal where their performed," said Marc Randazza, an attorney specializing in first amendment law. "What's she's advertising is as legal as toast with the crust cut off where she is."

Randazza said some prosecutors might be eager to jump on the case, but that this "commercial speech" is protected.

"If this is legal where it's being advertised" — in Nevada — "the government can't say you can't advertise it here," he told FOXNews.com.

crazycoffey · 01-16-2009, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Of course. But if you quit after 15 seconds, I'd kick you in the nuts.

for you, I promise to try and last 17 seconds, no promises though, k?

crazycoffey · 01-16-2009, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23

I can give 5 minutes of pure ecstasy.

time to change the batteries on 'ol bob.....

**The Franchise** · 01-16-2009, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

time to change the batteries on 'ol bob.....

I was going to say 2 minutes from me and then another 3 minutes of feeding her chocolate.

crazycoffey · 01-16-2009, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23

I was going to say 2 minutes from me and then another 3 minutes of feeding her chocolate.

feed her chocolate first, that way you can fall asleep guilt free after your two minutes....

**The Franchise** · 01-16-2009, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

feed her chocolate first, that way you can fall asleep guilt free after your two minutes....

Brilliant!!!!!

crazycoffey · 01-16-2009, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23

Brilliant!!!!!

I'm just experienced at making the most of my own inadequacies....

**The Franchise** · 01-16-2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

I'm just experienced at making the most of my own inadequacies....

I'm going to try this out when I get home. My guess is after the fiance has the chocolate.....she won't need me.

crazycoffey · 01-16-2009, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23

I'm going to try this out when I get home. My guess is after the fiance has the chocolate.....she won't need me.

cool, then we can hook up some army of two or something....

**The Franchise** · 01-16-2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

cool, then we can hook up some army of two or something....

Shit....I have to get some Fable 2 in sometime this weekend.

I don't even have Army of Two. Any good?

Katipan · 01-16-2009, 02:57 PM

I don't get blown off for anything less than SOCOM.

**The Franchise** · 01-16-2009, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I don't get blown off for anything less than SOCOM.

What about being blown while playing SOCOM?

crazycoffey · 01-16-2009, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23

What about being blown while playing SOCOM?

I like the way you are thinking! Kat-we await your response, I'd go buy SOCOM....

Army of two is fun, great with another real player to talk to about the missions, etc. prolly a cheaper version of SOCOM type play.

**DaneMcCloud** · 01-16-2009, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I don't get blown off for anything less than SOCOM.

And here I figured you for a Dance Dance Revolution girl

keg in kc · 01-16-2009, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

And here I figured you for a Dance Dance Revolution girl

Not until they add a virtual pole as dlc.

Braincase · 01-16-2009, 06:41 PM

This is the 7th time she's auctioned it off. She's getting a frequent customer discount from Bandag. They do all her retread work.

01-15-2009, 01:38 PM
alpha_omega Supporter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Liberty Casino cash: $-1730000	Cherry for Sale I guess some people will spend cash on just about anything. __________________________________________________ http://tinyurl.com/9j337v A 22-year-old woman is selling her virginity online — offering her body to bidders nationwide in an auction that reportedly has netted a $3.7 million offer — and the law isn't doing a thing to stop her. The FBI isn't interested. The U.S. attorney doesn't care. Everything is fine by local police, and she isn't breaking any laws. That's because Natalie Dylan, a made-up name for a real 22-year-old California college grad, is marketing her maidenhead in Nevada, where prostitution is legal. But some religious legal groups are objecting to the sexual sale, saying they are concerned that its influence may reach beyond the borders of the "Battle Born" bordello state. "It does seem crazy," said Mathew Staver, director of the Liberty Center for Law and Policy. "The rest of the country has an interest in stopping that kind of activity from spreading from Nevada to their home state." Staver said because the bidding was being conducted online, federal law could be applied to stop the auction from going through. "Nevada has been out of step with the rest of the country for many years with regards to prostitution, and that's why I think it's important for federal prosecutors to look into this, so that Nevada does not dictate the morals and moral decency for the rest of the nation," Staver told FOXNews.com. But federal authorities said there wasn't much they could do about the case, and deflected attention toward local statutes. "Being that prostitution is legal in the area that she's listing from, and she's over 18 and it's consensual, I would defer it to local police authorities," said David Staretz, a spokesman for the FBI's Las Vegas field office. The Postal Inspection Service, which monitors the Internet for some illegal transactions, is "currently unaware of any specific fed prohibition against this activity," said spokesman Al Weissman. The office of the U.S. attorney in Nevada said that it has prosecuted over 200 cases in the last six years involving the solicitation of minors online, but it had never worked on a case like this involving adults. The Moonlite Bunny Ranch, the brothel that is arranging and hosting the deal, sounded especially gung-ho about Dylan. "Natalie is a virgin and would like to sell this priceless and rare commodity in a very exclusive and private setting," says the Bunny Ranch Web site. While the commodity's rarity may be debatable, more than 10,000 bidders have come forth to put a price tag on Dylan's purity. And if the Bunny Ranch's owner is to be believed, someone has offered $3.7 million, a price far above rubies. "One time only she will appear at the bunny ranch and give up her virginity to the highest bidder," says the brothel's Web site in a needlessly repetitive statement. Dylan says she is trying to finance graduate studies for her sister and herself. Some legal experts say they're well within their rights to make the sale. "It's a First Amendment issue. You can advertise goods or services that are illegal where they're advertised but legal where their performed," said Marc Randazza, an attorney specializing in first amendment law. "What's she's advertising is as legal as toast with the crust cut off where she is." Randazza said some prosecutors might be eager to jump on the case, but that this "commercial speech" is protected. "If this is legal where it's being advertised" — in Nevada — "the government can't say you can't advertise it here," he told FOXNews.com.
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Braincase Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Pond> Me <Barn Casino cash: $11298284	This is the 7th time she's auctioned it off. She's getting a frequent customer discount from Bandag. They do all her retread work. __________________ BrainCase
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