There is a snitch on ChiefsPlanet

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Claythan

I know you don't understand me. I don't think you ever will. But try to look at it this way:

I wasn't allowed to date girls for 19 and a half years. I didn't have a one-on-one encounter at a venue with a girl until I was 20. I didn't have another one until I was 22. Neither of those reciprocated my romantic interest, so they didn't count as dates. During this entire period, when I was attending college, I was a disgusting fat ****.

I finally had the FIRST DATE of my ENTIRE ****ING LIFE at TWENTY-SIX YEARS OF AGE, LAST SUMMER.

Do you understand a little bit better now?

If I had large breasts, I'd so totally hug you to them right now and coo soft comforting sounds.

But I don't. And you don't travel.