Food and Drink Why do I do it to myself? - Page 5

**Gonzo** · 04-10-2009, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

You don't want to hear the story about the time a girl peed on me in my shower? After that experience, if I ever have a choice between a guy pissing on me, or a girl pissing on me, I'm taking guy 100 times out of 100.

Was the whole piss on you thing voulantary?
Or did she just knock you to the floor and say, "Surprise! I'm pissing on you!

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

Was the whole piss on you thing voulantary?
Or did she just knock you to the floor and say, "Surprise! I'm pissing on you!

Every time I shower I pee in the shower...I've done it all my life. I dated this girl FOREVER, and every time I showered with her I pee'd on her...I told her if she didn't like it she didn't have to get in with me.

So she said fine I'm going to pee on you and see how you like it. (I said fine, I don't care...)

Dude...a girl pissing standing up...it comes out all thick streamed and UGHH!! OMG I begged her to stop. I wanted to cry.

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Dude...a girl pissing standing up...it comes out all thick streamed and UGHH!! OMG I begged her to stop. I wanted to cry.

I have peed standing up a lot. And it never came out thick streamed or UGH.

The girl jizzed on you.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I have peed standing up a lot. And it never came out thick streamed or UGH.

The girl jizzed on you.

I don't even know...she must have been dehydrated, too. Something I'd rather not experience again.

My friend Steve used to stand in the shower when one of us would take a piss...open the curtain and block our stream with his hand and look at us with a big smile on his face.

I love that these stories are so out there for the majority of you...it's the social norm for my friends and me...which I guess is quite disturbing.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

You don't want to hear the story about the time a girl peed on me in my shower? After that experience, if I ever have a choice between a guy pissing on me, or a girl pissing on me, I'm taking guy 100 times out of 100.

For the record, my mom went out of town for 10 days so my friends and I took over my house.

I was showering at 8 AM getting ready for work..felt something warm and weird going down my back that didn't make any sense...turned around...my friend had snuck in the shower behind me, and was definitely peeing on me while giggling like a 12 year old girl.

So I've experienced both.

**DeezNutz** · 04-10-2009, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

For the record, my mom went out of town for 10 days so my friends and I took over my house.

I was showering at 8 AM getting ready for work..felt something warm and weird going down my back that didn't make any sense...turned around...my friend had snuck in the shower behind me, and was definitely peeing on me while giggling like a 12 year old girl.

So I've experienced both.

My college experience also had shades of Animal House, but I can say with all certainty that I've never had another man "sneak" into the shower with me. Frankly, I'm not sure such "sneakery" is possible...

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz

My college experience also had shades of Animal House, but I can say with all certainty that I've never had another man "sneak" into the shower with me. Frankly, I'm not sure such "sneakery" is possible...

I've showered in a small shower with 4 different guys at the same time...butt to butt 10 seconds under the shower head...not peen to peen...butt to butt...that's some funny stuff. Butt to peen is also a major no-no...

Dude I've showered probably 10 times with Steve (my roommate for 5 years) using that butt to butt approach to save time.

I'm REALLY not afraid of anyone on this site thinking I'm gay. And I'll tell these stories to anyone, girls included...and in all honesty, they do a lot more good than damage. Girls tend to find stories like these hilarious.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 04-10-2009, 08:28 AM

Why do I have a feeling this thread is going to end with Hootie telling us all a story of a lemonparty he attended?

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Why do I have a feeling this thread is going to end with Hootie telling us all a story of a lemonparty he attended?

Well I'm not gay, but I've seen and been a part of a lot of things that have been pretty ****ing gay.

Our high school and the locker room scene...

I've seen a lot of dick in my day.

**ChiTown** · 04-10-2009, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Well I'm not gay, but I've seen and been a part of a lot of things that have been pretty ****ing gay.

Our high school and the locker room scene...

I've seen a lot of dick in my day.

You and Claythan should become BFF'ers

Pants · 04-10-2009, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

You and Claythan should become BFF'ers

They should form the meatpeaker club.

Hammock Parties · 04-10-2009, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

You and Claythan should become BFF'ers

Dude, we would be such good friends. I can tell Rick is a laid back, easygoing mother****er, who is funny as shit. We both clearly have no qualms about revealing TMI. But we're polar opposites in many ways.

Plus, I fired him once.

**Gonzo** · 04-10-2009, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Well I'm not gay, but I've seen and been a part of a lot of things that have been pretty ****ing gay.

Our high school and the locker room scene...

I've seen a lot of dick in my day.

**Iowanian** · 04-10-2009, 08:34 AM

Hootie has the kind of issues that cable shows talk about after their case comes up for parole.

The fact that you kept a cabinet like that...in your own room is Dahmeresque.

Your room and everything in it had to have smelled like a sack full of assholes. the fact that your mother cleaned it, never said a word or had your ass at a psych doc is very telling.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Hootie has the kind of issues that cable shows talk about after their case comes up for parole.

The fact that you kept a cabinet like that...in your own room is Dahmeresque.

Your room and everything in it had to have smelled like a sack full of assholes. the fact that your mother cleaned it, never said a word or had your ass at a psych doc is very telling.

I'm not sure I see the correlation...but shit, you should have seen our first apartment...Steve and I had bottles of pee lying all over the place...playing online poker and video games leaves you no time for getting up and using a bathroom...that's just ****ing crazy talk.

04-10-2009, 08:28 AM	#8
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Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1798454	Hootie has the kind of issues that cable shows talk about after their case comes up for parole. The fact that you kept a cabinet like that...in your own room is Dahmeresque. Your room and everything in it had to have smelled like a sack full of assholes. the fact that your mother cleaned it, never said a word or had your ass at a psych doc is very telling.
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