Why do I do it to myself?

[Hootie]

When I was 19 my friend Darren got booted from his house for wrecking his dad's car...so naturally he moved in on my couch and was the guy.

Well the guy didn't have a job so I basically had to support him financially...

Good friend, right? Well my other friend and I used to make him "earn" this support. $10 for eating a can of salmon flavored catfood, the wet kind, with no chaser until the catfood was gone (including the juices).

The best was the milk challenge. Darren is a big guy. We told him no way he could drink a gallon of milk in an hour. Like the champion he is, he gets 90% of it down in 10 minutes. And then he sits there. And sits there. If anyone talked to him, he would put his fists up and you don't want to mess with Darren. Needless to say, he finally got up, waddled to the toilet, and threw up cottage cheese all over the place.

Oh Darren.

His bank supported overdraft...so one time we put $2000 on party poker (he had maybe $15 in his account) with the idea of, if we busted, we'd cancel the check in the morning (party poker gave you those ridiculous credit lines because they made so much money)...well we gave someone the most ridiculous beat at a high limit table and doubled up...called party poker...they cancelled the $2000 bank request and we basically had $2000 to **** around with (good idea at the time, looking back, JFC we were dumbasses)...