Food and Drink Why do I do it to myself? - Page 2

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 07:31 AM

I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)...

Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had.

I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more.

And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself.

I hate life right now.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 04-10-2009, 07:56 AM

I once felt like this after chugging a bottle of syrup for 7 dollars.

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Come on.

I'm not saying it smells like Em-Dawg, dork.

It truly does. Period pussy? Buttered Popcorn.
I may not have touched all the nasty boxes you've touched, but I've smelled them.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:02 AM

When I was 19 my friend Darren got booted from his house for wrecking his dad's car...so naturally he moved in on my couch and was the guy.

Well the guy didn't have a job so I basically had to support him financially...

Good friend, right? Well my other friend and I used to make him "earn" this support. $10 for eating a can of salmon flavored catfood, the wet kind, with no chaser until the catfood was gone (including the juices).

The best was the milk challenge. Darren is a big guy. We told him no way he could drink a gallon of milk in an hour. Like the champion he is, he gets 90% of it down in 10 minutes. And then he sits there. And sits there. If anyone talked to him, he would put his fists up and you don't want to mess with Darren. Needless to say, he finally got up, waddled to the toilet, and threw up cottage cheese all over the place.

Oh Darren.

His bank supported overdraft...so one time we put $2000 on party poker (he had maybe $15 in his account) with the idea of, if we busted, we'd cancel the check in the morning (party poker gave you those ridiculous credit lines because they made so much money)...well we gave someone the most ridiculous beat at a high limit table and doubled up...called party poker...they cancelled the $2000 bank request and we basically had $2000 to **** around with (good idea at the time, looking back, JFC we were dumbasses)...

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I'm not saying it smells like Em-Dawg, dork.

It truly does. Period pussy? Buttered Popcorn.
I may not have touched all the nasty boxes you've touched, but I've smelled them.

I know.

I feel so terrible that the mere thought of any sexual activity with any vagina sounds awful.

Jessica Biel could walk in my front door naked and I would just roll over and cry.

**chasedude** · 04-10-2009, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I once felt like this after chugging a bottle of syrup for 7 dollars.

I ate 4 cans of whole jalapenos and drank the juice out of each can after that in 20 mins time for $100 bucks.

I thoroughly cleaned myself out that night with the worst stomach cramps I've ever had in my life. Some of that cash I got then went to a couple of bottles of Pepto later.

**ChiTown** · 04-10-2009, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

(good idea at the time, looking back, JFC we were dumbasses)...

The thing is, you're still a dumbass.

You know dude, at some point, you might consider not running into the same parked car over and over and over.................

**Iowanian** · 04-10-2009, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I once felt like this after chugging a bottle of syrup for 7 dollars.

I saw a HS Sr do this not too long ago. When he blew chunks, he had syrup coming out of his nose.....it looked like Mrs Butterworth gave him an Angry Dragon.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

The thing is, you're still a dumbass.

You know dude, at some point, you might consider not running into the same parked car over and over and over.................

I'll write that down.

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 08:06 AM

I'm sure she'd be going for the guy that works out and eats sushi anyways. That's an L.A. thing. No offense to your obvious charms and popcorn hangover.

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by chasedude

I ate 4 cans of whole jalapenos and drank the juice out of each can after that in 20 mins time for $100 bucks.

I'd do that.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:07 AM

Another note from last night.

We weren't planning on going out, but we had 90 minutes to kill so we hit the bar anyways...I decided I was going to drink as much liquor as I could in 90 minutes...about 6 drinks and a few shots in, I started having TERRIBLE neck pains. I used to get these same pains when I was younger and would drink captain and coke (so I stopped drinking captain and coke)...what the **** causes that shit?

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 08:08 AM

You're supposed to SWALLOW, numbnuts.

**ChiTown** · 04-10-2009, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan

It truly does. Period pussy? Buttered Popcorn.
I may not have touched all the nasty boxes you've touched, but I've smelled them.

Buttered Popcorn? All this time, I thought my wife was up late watching movies once a month. Huh...............

**chasedude** · 04-10-2009, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I'd do that.

You'll wish you hadn't afterwords...

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

Buttered Popcorn? All this time, I thought my wife was up late watching movies once a month. Huh...............

You'll have to tell us if it tastes the same.

04-10-2009, 07:31 AM
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Why do I do it to myself? I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)... Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had. I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more. And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself. I hate life right now.
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04-10-2009, 07:56 AM	#16
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7249572	I once felt like this after chugging a bottle of syrup for 7 dollars. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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04-10-2009, 08:02 AM	#18
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	When I was 19 my friend Darren got booted from his house for wrecking his dad's car...so naturally he moved in on my couch and was the guy. Well the guy didn't have a job so I basically had to support him financially... Good friend, right? Well my other friend and I used to make him "earn" this support. $10 for eating a can of salmon flavored catfood, the wet kind, with no chaser until the catfood was gone (including the juices). The best was the milk challenge. Darren is a big guy. We told him no way he could drink a gallon of milk in an hour. Like the champion he is, he gets 90% of it down in 10 minutes. And then he sits there. And sits there. If anyone talked to him, he would put his fists up and you don't want to mess with Darren. Needless to say, he finally got up, waddled to the toilet, and threw up cottage cheese all over the place. Oh Darren. His bank supported overdraft...so one time we put $2000 on party poker (he had maybe $15 in his account) with the idea of, if we busted, we'd cancel the check in the morning (party poker gave you those ridiculous credit lines because they made so much money)...well we gave someone the most ridiculous beat at a high limit table and doubled up...called party poker...they cancelled the $2000 bank request and we basically had $2000 to **** around with (good idea at the time, looking back, JFC we were dumbasses)...
Posts: 56,356

04-10-2009, 08:06 AM	#24
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $-769649	I'm sure she'd be going for the guy that works out and eats sushi anyways. That's an L.A. thing. No offense to your obvious charms and popcorn hangover. __________________ "Loving him is red."
Posts: 23,571

04-10-2009, 08:07 AM	#26
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Another note from last night. We weren't planning on going out, but we had 90 minutes to kill so we hit the bar anyways...I decided I was going to drink as much liquor as I could in 90 minutes...about 6 drinks and a few shots in, I started having TERRIBLE neck pains. I used to get these same pains when I was younger and would drink captain and coke (so I stopped drinking captain and coke)...what the **** causes that shit?
Posts: 56,356

04-10-2009, 08:08 AM	#27
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $-769649	You're supposed to SWALLOW, numbnuts. __________________ "Loving him is red."
Posts: 23,571

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