Food and Drink Why do I do it to myself? - Page 9

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 07:31 AM

I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)...

Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had.

I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more.

And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself.

I hate life right now.

Demonpenz · 04-10-2009, 09:19 AM

I think hootie is making shit up, but if not I pray for his soul and skin care

keg in kc · 04-10-2009, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

I think hootie is making shit up, but if not I pray for his soul and skin care

His skin should be fine.

I mean, I tell all my girlfriends semen is like proactive on steroids....

**DeezNutz** · 04-10-2009, 09:21 AM

Piss is good. What's the problem?

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I'm about as liberal as they come. I lived with a gay, black cross-dresser for a year and a half.

The behavior that you are displaying suggests a pretty twisted psyche. The reactions have little to do with homophobia, you're basically openly talking about your enjoyment of water sports.

It also seems to be escalating behavior. Say what you will, and I'm not trying to bludgeon you with normative behavior, but taking group showers, pissing on each other, leaving out used dick socks and period rags, and not caring about STDs doesn't bespeak of enlightenment, it's far more indicative of a gross psychological disorder.

Congratulations, though. You've got the attention you so desperately crave.

You're probably right, I probably do have some disorder.

But you act as if we enjoy pissing on one another?

I can't remember the last time (high school) someone peed on someone else. Steve does the shower stream thing on a RARE occasion for shock value...but I can't remember the last time that happened, either.

All I'm saying is...if it all boiled down to it, naked dudes and naked dudes peeing doesn't disturb me in the least bit. My used condoms and my girlfriends period blood doesn't phase me.

And I don't want an STD by any means...but shit happens...

I'm a realist when it comes to that stuff...when I was taught about STD's in high school...I was shown those disturbing ABSOLUTE worst case photos...scared the shit out of me.

I have friends with herpes, I've known girls with chlamydia and HPV...I have a friend who was super happy he had chlamydia rather than the clap...

I don't live in a bubble, nor do I want to.

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 09:23 AM

At least Hootie will never have athletes foot.

**Iowanian** · 04-10-2009, 09:24 AM

The average man would punch someone in the face for pissing on them.

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

The average man would punch someone in the face for pissing on them.

So would the average woman.

keg in kc · 04-10-2009, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

So would the average woman.

You always claim not to be an average woman. Is this a message of some kind?

'Hamas' Jenkins · 04-10-2009, 09:27 AM

I would say that Hootie and his friends demonstrate a pretty textbook case of Histrionic Personality Disorder.

Five or more of the following:

Is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention
Interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior
Displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions
Consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to self
Has a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail
Shows self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion
Is suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances
Considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

The average man would punch someone in the face for pissing on them.

Well, to the guy who ratted on the QB's defense...the QB would have destroyed him.

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

You always claim not to be an average woman. Is this a message of some kind?

So I go to a party at Hooties house. Some funky smelling chick barfs on me and I need to take a shower. While showering I feel someone else's pee running down my legs?

I'd be more vengeful than Bloody Mary. There would be blood scattered throughout the room. Millions of shards of glass. And a missing toilet plunger.

**Iowanian** · 04-10-2009, 09:30 AM

After the divorce, did a guy your therapist calls "Uncle diddles" live at your house for a couple of years with hootiemom?

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I would say that Hootie and his friends demonstrate a pretty textbook case of Histrionic Personality Disorder.

Five or more of the following:

Is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention
Interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior
Displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions
Consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to self
Has a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail
Shows self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion
Is suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances
Considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are.

I will be incredibly honest with you...other than #1, none of that other stuff fits. 3 doesn't make sense to me...5 might fit...but what does 'lacking in detail' mean? I don't think I lack detail, but I am very impressionistic...6 doesn't make sense...I'm not easily influenced in most regards...but if a random hot girl says...chug these three shots of Skol (gross) and I'll have sex with you...chances are, I'll do it. Last...I am terrible in relationships. I like a girl one day, and hate her the next...I blame my first girlfriend.

keg in kc · 04-10-2009, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan

So I go to a party at Hooties house.

There's your first mistake.

Everything after that's your own damned fault.

**DeezNutz** · 04-10-2009, 09:34 AM

I feel like I need to wash my hands after just reading one of Hootie's posts.

04-10-2009, 07:31 AM
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Why do I do it to myself? I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)... Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had. I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more. And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself. I hate life right now.
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04-10-2009, 09:19 AM	#121
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04-10-2009, 09:23 AM	#125
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $-819649	At least Hootie will never have athletes foot. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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04-10-2009, 09:24 AM	#126
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04-10-2009, 09:27 AM	#129
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7229572	I would say that Hootie and his friends demonstrate a pretty textbook case of Histrionic Personality Disorder. Five or more of the following: Is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention Interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior Displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions Consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to self Has a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail Shows self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion Is suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances Considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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04-10-2009, 09:30 AM	#132
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