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Old 04-10-2009, 07:31 AM  
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Why do I do it to myself?
I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)...

Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had.

I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more.

And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself.

I hate life right now.
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Old 04-10-2009, 10:42 AM   #196
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Alright but if you trip and get herpes don't blame me.
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Old 04-10-2009, 10:43 AM   #197
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Oh oh oh, right. I didn't associate "the bean" with the little man in the canoe.
Thats the only way I got it.

Cuz I like the phrase "roll the bean"... Even tho really. We won't ROLL it per se...
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Old 04-10-2009, 10:43 AM   #198
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OH OH OH its where you write the alphabet with your tongue!

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Old 04-10-2009, 10:43 AM   #199
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Thats the only way I got it.

Cuz I like the phrase "roll the bean"... Even tho really. We won't ROLL it per se...
I have no idea what you're talking about. It's been so long my hymen's grown back.
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Old 04-10-2009, 10:44 AM   #200
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Fine but if I get pregnant you're all paying.
This is why they'll only poke you in the butt.
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Old 04-10-2009, 10:45 AM   #201
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I have no idea what you're talking about. It's been so long my hymen's grown back.
Some middle eastern men would pay 5 goats for something like that...
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Old 04-10-2009, 10:46 AM   #202
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Fine but if I get pregnant you're all paying.
I have plenty of metal coat hangers...
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If you're not bringing camels, don't even bother coming.
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I should probably delete that.
The statement or the thread?
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Old 04-10-2009, 10:48 AM   #207
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Old 04-10-2009, 10:50 AM   #208
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In the last day I've been tagged by homeland security for pedophilia, diagnosed with a personality disorder, been labeled a racist, and now I'm a baby killer.

Maybe I should take a deep breath and collect my thoughts before I hit submit.
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There's a smell joke in here but it's probably crossing a line.
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as long as we keep saccagoo out of here I think we'll be ok
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