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Old 07-10-2009, 08:33 AM  
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I think I'm in a world of $hit....
Married for 14 years and I forgot her birthday yesterday!
In my defense, I've been on furlough for 3 weeks and haven't really paid attention to the calendar. I HONESTLY thought today was the 9th.

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Old 07-10-2009, 08:45 AM   #16
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Get her a spa appointment today....drive her ass down there and then take her somewhere she likes to go, that you don't.

hand make a card.


Pull the "i know you think i forgot but this was your surprise"....card
It was a good idea until that last part.

Unless she's reeruned or from Council Bluffs, she'll never go for it.
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Old 07-10-2009, 08:54 AM   #17
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Holy shit dude, you are ****ed.
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Old 07-10-2009, 08:55 AM   #18
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Holy shit dude, you are ****ed.
You go beat that kids ass or what?
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Old 07-10-2009, 08:55 AM   #19
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It was a good idea until that last part.

Unless she's reeruned or from Council Bluffs, she'll never go for it.
well, i didn't want to say it as bluntly as you did....but she did get snagged by Snugga, I mean Scaga.




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Old 07-10-2009, 08:56 AM   #20
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well, i didn't want to say it as bluntly as you did....but she did get snagged by Snugga, I mean Scaga.


Well,
"Life goes on" I suppose.
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:00 AM   #21
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You are so screwed. Farewell, Mr. Scaga. Rest in peace.

Actually, Mr. Iowanian has a good idea. Purchase a spa afternoon and take her. Honestly, that's your only hope.

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Old 07-10-2009, 09:01 AM   #22
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You go beat that kids ass or what?
Calmed myself down last night. I knew I was probably too upset to do anything rationally when my 4 year old repeated me and said "Yeah, that guy is a jerk."

So, I'm at work today and going to start with a rational adult conversation with his mom/dad tonight. If that doesn't work, I've got a few ideas.
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:02 AM   #23
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turn on the GPS piece of your cell phone; insert into anus. Just in case she makes you take a dirt nap, the authorites will be able to find you.

Be sure to charge yoru phone.
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:04 AM   #24
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...that's a big no-no.

Women, if anything, expect their bday to be celebrated the day before their actual birthday.

You must sacrifice something she KNOWS you enjoy now.

You must wear sandpaper gloves for a month!
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:04 AM   #25
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That's my get out of jail card....a pedicure is a winner, anything else you buy up probably puts you back into blowjob for your birthday status.
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:05 AM   #26
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Say to her, "Hey, atleast I'm not Clayton."
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:06 AM   #27
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Calmed myself down last night. I knew I was probably too upset to do anything rationally when my 4 year old repeated me and said "Yeah, that guy is a jerk."

So, I'm at work today and going to start with a rational adult conversation with his mom/dad tonight. If that doesn't work, I've got a few ideas.
Good deal.
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:11 AM   #28
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:15 AM   #29
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Put together a scrapbook of pictures from the past year from birthday to birthday (call it "Celebrating a Year of You" or something equally cheesy). Take it down to FedEx Office (or whatever they are calling that place now) and have it printed and bound and throw on a nice cover. Give it to her today and tell her that the printing place was supposed to have it done for you yesterday but they got behind. Add in a Maya Angelou card and dinner at her favorite place and you go from worst to first.
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Give it to her today and tell her that the printing place was supposed to have it done for you yesterday but they got behind.
Oh sure... blame the fuggin printer!
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