New Posters, Lurkers and Noobs...Front and Center.

[Iowanian]

I'm Iowanian and I'll be your tour guide today Please remain seated at all times while the Tram is moving, and as always, thankyou for visiting Chiefsplanet.....[/nasal crackled speaker recited speach voice]

This issue has been coming up in several recent conversations....that new posters and those who don't post often, don't feel welcome, or comfortable to make comment. The Offseason, when its slow, is as good a time as any, to wade into the pool.

Let me say, that prior to joining the planet(a new start) I was very uncomfortable posting at the star.....because "these internet people seem to know each other". I sort of felt like I was interupting someones conversation at a cafe or something. It took "the mike keck incident" to make me just do the cannonball into the pool. I wasn't comfortable until I had an oportunity for a fresh start, when chiefsplanet came online....and it took awhile after that.

Every poster has a story and a personality. Those who have been here a long time, probably know enough about each other's lives to scare the shit out of all of us....just from accumulation of tidbits through the years.

This is your Oportunity to step forward. Introduce yourself. This is a safe place. Let us get to know you, and if anyone is a prick for no reason on this thread, I'll stick my thumb in their Router.

Enjoy this comlimentary coupon for all newer posters for 1 free oportunity, after reading Iowani-commentary for years-months-weeks to sign the fan book, or tell me I'm an ________________.

Welcome.

[2112]

Originally Posted by luv

I used to think Hootie and GoChiefs were one in the same. They have the exact same posting styles. Unless GoChiefs went through enough trouble to create a Facebook account with a bunch of fake candids of the same person....

If he did, he could have chosen a better looking guy.

Hootie has a facebook account? and he's ugly?

[Skip Towne]

Originally Posted by DFB

See, Skip you're hateful. You're [trying to be] an internet bully. Those who are disrespectful lack self respect. It is you, Skip that I pity. I will pray for you tonight.

No, you are just too stupid to realize that you are the one keeping this going. I'm getting really tired of your whiny ass.

[luv]

Originally Posted by Bill Parcells

Hootie has a facebook account? and he's ugly?

He was on here asking somone to add him so he could see if she was hot or not. I decded to add him. I was curious as to if he had room to talk. He doesn't.

[grandllama]

Originally Posted by luv

I used to think Hootie and GoChiefs were one in the same. They have the exact same posting styles. Unless GoChiefs went through enough trouble to create a Facebook account with a bunch of fake candids of the same person....

If he did, he could have chosen a better looking guy.

I never thought that. Luv, you missed when GC was really banned and used like five - six different screen names to try to get back on here. To us old timers, we knew exactly who he was (not to mention that those of us he trusted he told).

Although Hootie and Goat Cheese post similar, there is no confusion between the two.

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by luv

Nearly everyone else does. Trust me.

I know, I've received a few of them.

[grandllama]

Originally Posted by luv

He was on here asking somone to add him so he could see if she was hot or not. I decded to add him. I was curious as to if he had room to talk. He doesn't.

Luv, I luv you, but your such a sucker ;-)

[grandllama]

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

No, you are just too stupid to realize that you are the one keeping this going. I'm getting really tired of your whiny ass.

skip has a point, leave him alone, he leaves you alone.

[luv]

Originally Posted by grandllama

Luv, I luv you, but your such a sucker ;-)

Hey, if he would have been cute, I would have at least had eye candy.

[Skip Towne]

Originally Posted by grandllama

I never thought that. Luv, you missed when GC was really banned and used like five - six different screen names to try to get back on here. To us old timers, we knew exactly who he was (not to mention that those of us he trusted he told).

Although Hootie and Goat Cheese post similar, there is no confusion between the two.

Hootie is much smarter than GC. Funnier too.

[grandllama]

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Hootie is much smarter than GC. Funnier too.

I actually got to agree with you on this Skip, Hootie *tries* to add a touch of humor and smarts to his posts, GC just thinks he is both so there is no reason to attempt either ;-)

[grandllama]

Originally Posted by luv

Hey, if he would have been cute, I would have at least had eye candy.

but eye candy only goes so far ;-)

[ChiefsFan4Life]

Noob here

Heroes reference:

I feel like I am on "the list" with my secret power being able to absorb years of mediocrity and still continue to be a fan

This place was eye opening for me because I discovered there are others out there that share the same power

To be continued....

[Bwana]

This could use a bump. Learn from it N00bs.

[JuicesFlowing]

Originally Posted by DFB

See, Skip you're hateful. You're [trying to be] an internet bully. Those who are disrespectful lack self respect. It is you, Skip that I pity. I will pray for you tonight.

LOL Jesus Christ. Let's hide in the bunker, for fear of the INTERNET BULLY!!!!!

*Edit: Is DFB even alive? I have no idea ...

[Dottefan]

I know because of my size and strength I could kick 90% of your butts so I was never intimidated....plus I stayed at a Holiday in express last night, I know what I am doing lol