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Old 12-31-2009, 09:50 AM  
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Alright First Kiss Question.
No this isn't my first kiss, but it would be with my current girlfriend. Kissing my last girlfriend was never a big deal, probably because I had known her for 10 plus years, so I had a comfort level very high with her. Anyways I may try and snatch a kiss tonight when the clock strikes 12. I think it's funny though because I like her quite a bit, and have been nervous thinking about it. I know insert Frank from Everybody Loves Raymond jokes "Just do it Nancy".

I was just curious to see some first kiss stories, not just first kiss in general, but first kiss with different GF's or SO's. I'm sure there has to be a couple hilarious stories out there. The first time I kissed my last GF, I thought it was gonna be a tame kiss, and she went all opened mouth on me and tried to bite my lips off. I was like dang tiger . My luck with this girl, I would go in for the kiss and she would whip her head around and I would plant one on her eye or something
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Old 12-31-2009, 06:31 PM   #61
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Dude, GoChiefs even got a bj after a couple of dates. How has it taken you five months to get a kiss. I would have been gone after a week leaving her ass wondering what the hell happened.
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Old 12-31-2009, 06:41 PM   #62
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But seriously, 5 months and no kiss. That's just beyond moving slow. By the time you get to sex, you'll be senile.
At least then he will be thinking hes getting a new women every night. Not that bad when you think of it.
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Old 12-31-2009, 08:02 PM   #63
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Dude, GoChiefs even got a bj after a couple of dates. How has it taken you five months to get a kiss. I would have been gone after a week leaving her ass wondering what the hell happened.
I got a BJ after 20 ****ing minutes.

If some girl didn't kiss me by the third date I'd dump her ass to the curb.
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Old 01-01-2010, 08:30 PM   #64
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I can't believe I just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading a post about some dude worrying about kissing his girlfriend of 5 months who's probably secretively organizing gang bangs with the football team behind his back. If after 5 months you haven't checked her tonsils with the meat missile or laid the all mighty orgasmic pipe you're running the risk of getting your man card revoked for life by this chick and should probably reconsider your earlier thoughts about your homosexuality with your therapist.

What is this the Dr. Phil show?......all these posts and only one even came close to kicking this guy in the sweet cheeks in a attempt to get his balls to fall out of the dark, dusty, moldy closet his parents stuffed them in during his childhood?? I'm a little disappointed in the MEN of ChiefsPlanet. Someone needs to step up and show a few of these border line guys the rules of engagement before all men are expected to wear pink sweaters their wife bought them and pick the kids up from school in the minivan.

For the sake of all man kind.........I hope you man'd up, took control, and give this chick what she wants cause if you're not doing it someone else is!
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Old 01-01-2010, 09:11 PM   #65
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I can't believe I just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading a post about some dude worrying about kissing his girlfriend of 5 months who's probably secretively organizing gang bangs with the football team behind his back. If after 5 months you haven't checked her tonsils with the meat missile or laid the all mighty orgasmic pipe you're running the risk of getting your man card revoked for life by this chick and should probably reconsider your earlier thoughts about your homosexuality with your therapist.

What is this the Dr. Phil show?......all these posts and only one even came close to kicking this guy in the sweet cheeks in a attempt to get his balls to fall out of the dark, dusty, moldy closet his parents stuffed them in during his childhood?? I'm a little disappointed in the MEN of ChiefsPlanet. Someone needs to step up and show a few of these border line guys the rules of engagement before all men are expected to wear pink sweaters their wife bought them and pick the kids up from school in the minivan.

For the sake of all man kind.........I hope you man'd up, took control, and give this chick what she wants cause if you're not doing it someone else is!
You've been a member for two years, and you popped your posting cherry here?
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Old 01-01-2010, 09:15 PM   #66
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I can't believe I just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading a post about some dude worrying about kissing his girlfriend of 5 months who's probably secretively organizing gang bangs with the football team behind his back. If after 5 months you haven't checked her tonsils with the meat missile or laid the all mighty orgasmic pipe you're running the risk of getting your man card revoked for life by this chick and should probably reconsider your earlier thoughts about your homosexuality with your therapist.

What is this the Dr. Phil show?......all these posts and only one even came close to kicking this guy in the sweet cheeks in a attempt to get his balls to fall out of the dark, dusty, moldy closet his parents stuffed them in during his childhood?? I'm a little disappointed in the MEN of ChiefsPlanet. Someone needs to step up and show a few of these border line guys the rules of engagement before all men are expected to wear pink sweaters their wife bought them and pick the kids up from school in the minivan.

For the sake of all man kind.........I hope you man'd up, took control, and give this chick what she wants cause if you're not doing it someone else is!

ahhhhh shiiiiiit. n00b coming through. bringing the pain. telling it like it is. ahhhh shhiiit
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Old 01-01-2010, 10:38 PM   #67
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You've been a member for two years, and you popped your posting cherry here?
Looked like as good a time as any....

I guess the Chiefs playing so well while being managed to perfection and drafting like they can see the future the past two years has left me speechless. In an attempt to gain your approval I'll try to do a better job of filling the board with my armchair quarterbacking in the near future. Should I start trying to fit in better by bashing Cassel, clowning on Haley, or predicting our next draft?
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Old 01-01-2010, 11:28 PM   #68
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ahhhhh shiiiiiit. n00b coming through. bringing the pain. telling it like it is. ahhhh shhiiit
LOL.. noob? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black...

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Looked like as good a time as any....

I guess the Chiefs playing so well while being managed to perfection and drafting like they can see the future the past two years has left me speechless. In an attempt to gain your approval I'll try to do a better job of filling the board with my armchair quarterbacking in the near future. Should I start trying to fit in better by bashing Cassel, clowning on Haley, or predicting our next draft?
Oh yay. A live one.
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he didn't come back... chances are, he didn't get the kiss.

And... if the chick wrecked my car... and wasn't even KISSING me!!! Dude, that chick would have been dumped immediately.

Maybe chicks just aint your thing?

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Old 01-01-2010, 11:48 PM   #72
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Yeah seriously...when you fail at girls more than I do...it's time to spread your ass cheeks wide.
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Old 01-02-2010, 12:56 AM   #73
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Im only 17 but ive never had a girlfriend and havent done anything fun yet..Do I have any hope?
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Im only 17 but ive never had a girlfriend and havent done anything fun yet..Do I have any hope?
Pfft, plenty.
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Im only 17 but ive never had a girlfriend and havent done anything fun yet..Do I have any hope?
Bro, I'm 28 and I've never had a girlfriend.

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