The "Fran Fraschilla Does a Mizzou Game" Drinking Game

[|Zach|]

http://www.rockmnation.com/2010/1/30...tate#storyjump

Since Fran Fraschilla ends up calling about 17 Missouri games a season, it's time to set some ground rules for the Fran Fraschilla Does a Mizzou Game Drinking Game. I welcome your suggestions/additions in the comments.

- When Fran says "Fastest 40 Minutes in Basketball," drink once. (When Fran only says "Fastest 40 Minutes" without the "in Basketball," finish your drink. But don't worry. He never stops short of saying the entire phrase.)

- When Fran references his own coaching career, drink once, then yell something about his coaching tenure (examples: "YOU WERE AWESOME AT MANHATTAN," or "YOU WERE NO LOU CARNASECCA").

- When Fran says "Pressure is cumulative," drink twice.

- When Fran mentions a player's home town, drink twice. Seriously, only Brent Musberger does that more than Fran.

- When either Fran or Ron says "Shooting is contagious," drink twice.

- When Fran says, "Steals are turnovers that stay in play," it's time to determine who "stays in play." The first person in comments to say "(insert name here) STAYS IN PLAY," dictates this. The person named has to finish their drink. They also must double the drinks they take (according to the other rules) until Fran says it again, at which time he/she can name somebody else to "stay in play." This will continue all game, though once you have stayed in play, you are not allowed to be named again.

- When Fran talks about how much he loves Phil Pressey, drink three times.

That alone should kill you, but I want to hear other suggestions. And you're damn straight we'll be playing this next time Fran and Mizzou come together. Consider this the first comments thread-specific drinking game.

[Braincase]

Two shots every time he says "Kansas".

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by |Zach|

http://www.rockmnation.com/2010/1/30...tate#storyjump

Since Fran Fraschilla ends up calling about 17 Missouri games a season, it's time to set some ground rules for the Fran Fraschilla Does a Mizzou Game Drinking Game. I welcome your suggestions/additions in the comments.

- When Fran says "Fastest 40 Minutes in Basketball," drink once. (When Fran only says "Fastest 40 Minutes" without the "in Basketball," finish your drink. But don't worry. He never stops short of saying the entire phrase.)

- When Fran references his own coaching career, drink once, then yell something about his coaching tenure (examples: "YOU WERE AWESOME AT MANHATTAN," or "YOU WERE NO LOU CARNASECCA").

- When Fran says "Pressure is cumulative," drink twice.

- When Fran mentions a player's home town, drink twice. Seriously, only Brent Musberger does that more than Fran.

- When either Fran or Ron says "Shooting is contagious," drink twice.

- When Fran says, "Steals are turnovers that stay in play," it's time to determine who "stays in play." The first person in comments to say "(insert name here) STAYS IN PLAY," dictates this. The person named has to finish their drink. They also must double the drinks they take (according to the other rules) until Fran says it again, at which time he/she can name somebody else to "stay in play." This will continue all game, though once you have stayed in play, you are not allowed to be named again.

- When Fran talks about how much he loves Phil Pressey, drink three times.

That alone should kill you, but I want to hear other suggestions. And you're damn straight we'll be playing this next time Fran and Mizzou come together. Consider this the first comments thread-specific drinking game.

2 drinks every time he says "X with an unlucky shot" after a ball rims out.

[Bearcat]

I once took a drink every time ESPN went to the Blake Griffin cam, and woke up in the hospital 3 days later.... and he wasn't even playing.

[KcMizzou]

When he mentions that Kim English slept in the gym...

and/or takes a billion shots before the game.

[WoodDraw]

Originally Posted by |Zach|

http://www.rockmnation.com/2010/1/30...tate#storyjump
- When Fran says, "Steals are turnovers that stay in play," it's time to determine who "stays in play." The first person in comments to say "(insert name here) STAYS IN PLAY," dictates this. The person named has to finish their drink. They also must double the drinks they take (according to the other rules) until Fran says it again, at which time he/she can name somebody else to "stay in play." This will continue all game, though once you have stayed in play, you are not allowed to be named again.

Dude, alcohol poisoning....