Rejected Penthouse Letters

[Rain Man]

Originally posted by BRAD_CAUDLE


Reminds me of my "I would have banged two Vegas hookers if not for forgetting the time difference ....

A friend of mine went on a business trip to Vegas once, and got asked for a ride by two women at a stoplight on the strip. He described them as attractive, and let them in the car, whereupon he figured out pretty quickly that they were really selling rides (if you get my drift), not asking for them. And then he figured out that they weren't really women, and that they didn't want to get out of his car...

(True story, though I've always suspected that he was telling some white lies about the first part of the story.)