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Old 07-06-2010, 12:23 PM  
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What's the best sex you ever had?
Looking in the pics forum I got to wondering. What is it? This is not a poll, but stories. What made it great?! Was it a great body?... a great personality?... a freak?... a friend?... a hooker?... the love of your life?... a one-nighter?... unencumbered?... I was drunk and she was Orca, but slippery?...

Let's here 'em.

Sorry if this is a repost, but things change day to day so f you.
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:04 PM   #61
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Did you really look him in the eyes while it happened?
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:04 PM   #62
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How did he not notice the up and down motion that was coming from underneath the blanket?
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:05 PM   #63
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How did he not notice the up and down motion that was coming from underneath the blanket?
I actually crossed my legs when she started and pulled some slack on the blanket. She also was just rubbing through my pants (not bareback).
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:06 PM   #64
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I don't know that I can pick 1 time but there was 1 person years ago that still blows my mind when I think of her.I was about 22 and she was 45 and had been recently divorced.I met her at a bike show and hit it off really well.I dated her for about 1 1/2 years and I must say she was the best lover that I have ever had.I don't know what it was exactly about her but I got hard just looking at her and she always blew my mind in the bed.
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:08 PM   #65
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:09 PM   #66
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I don't know that I can pick 1 time but there was 1 person years ago that still blows my mind when I think of her.I was about 22 and she was 45 and had been recently divorced.I met her at a bike show and hit it off really well.I dated her for about 1 1/2 years and I must say she was the best lover that I have ever had.I don't know what it was exactly about her but I got hard just looking at her and she always blew my mind in the bed.
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Women in their 40's............

Best sex ever. They know what they want, where they want it, and how it needs to be be taken care of. They are old enough to have the wisdom, and still young and limber enough to know how to deliver it.

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Old 07-06-2010, 02:10 PM   #67
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Best sex ever. They know what they want, where they want it, and how it needs to be be taken care of. They are old enough to have the wisdom, and still young and limber enough to know how to deliver it.
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:17 PM   #69
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Best sex ever. They know what they want, where they want it, and how it needs to be be taken care of. They are old enough to have the wisdom, and still young and limber enough to know how to deliver it.
I know that's right.Seriously though she was beautiful and took good care of herself and always smelled so damn good.Good times for sure!!!
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:20 PM   #70
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I don't know... I don't have any specific awesome instances like getting a hand-job in front of the girl's father (I know I wouldn't be able to finish, anyway). But it's always the best for me after the break up. I'm not talking about make up sex, I'm talking about breaking up for good because it's that time but still having a few sessions after it. I think it's a mental thing for me... no idea why.
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Looking in the pics forum I got to wondering. What is it? This is not a poll, but stories. What made it great?! Was it a great body?... a great personality?... a freak?... a friend?... a hooker?... the love of your life?
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"But, man, that was a long ti-..."


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YOU will not talk the males into running off the cliff! NEIN!1!

This is talked about when the boat is ****ing sinking, the bomb is on its way, the the enemy has taken the fort...
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:29 PM   #72
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But fun = great sex. BTW, all guys love morning sex.
speaking of morning sex, why do women not take more advantage of morning wood? It's like freakin oak
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I may be an idiot and overly confident, but I'm assuming Sully isn't talking because he's just not one to kiss and tell....or he could just be overly engrossed in either wall paper stripping or Grand Theft Auto.
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I think the best revenge sex I ever had was getting caught by a mother while her daughter was blowing me. The mother hated me (wouldn't let me in the house), so the girl and I were just hanging out in her front yard, talking. The mom came out and said, "I'm going out for a bit. Don't let Donger in the house" and she drove off.

The daughter took me by the hand and took me into the house. We went into the front room (which was one of those "kids off limits" rooms) and we sat down on the sofa. Off go my pants and she's sucking like crazy. All of a sudden, the front door swings open, and it's mom. I'll never forget the look of horror on her her face.
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speaking of morning sex, why do women not take more advantage of morning wood? It's like freakin oak
Personally, I don't because the child wakes up at the crack of dawn and someone has to get up with her.
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