Chiefs A Meaningless Rant - Page 2

CaliforniaChief · 12-11-2010, 11:22 AM

Did you hear it on Monday? On Tuesday?

The Chiefs have no chance. Why? Because everyone knows that San Diego always controls their own destiny. We're only 8-4 because the Chargers have allowed it...in their benevolence they have allowed the peasants to rise and thump their chests for awhile.

But now, they said, the Chargers are going to rouse us and the rest of the division from our pleasant dreams and remind us that they are still omnipotent and still owners of the AFC West.

Maybe, they said, the feeble Chiefs could come in and make a respectable showing. Perhaps we could run out the clock and lose 24-21, saving face as we witness the great Philip Rivers take the Chargers back off the brink and into the glory of Shank Kaeding's postseason heroics.

And then Matt Cassel's appendix had to come out.

What had been difficult was now impossible. The Chiefs, walking into a game that the Chargers "have to win", will now be lead by Brodie Croyle, whose only victories have come in his bedroom.

Take a look at what the experts say now:
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-networ...without-Cassel

You know what I say? Screw all of them. You know who has to win this game? WE have to win this game. Because we have to go into that toilet bowl and scrub our division of the Chargers' dominance. Because we have to stay in contention to get a first round bye.

Do you hear them, Brodie? They say you can't do it. They say you are weak and terrible.

Do you hear them, Chiefs? They say the Chargers are going to run the table. You are just honored to be in their presence so late in the season.

I say screw all that noise. You are 8-4 and they are 6-6 because you are BETTER than they are. So go into that cesspool and prove it. Tear their hearts through their throats and stake it on the 50 yard line with a flaming spear. Make the Chargers wish the Raiders were back in town. Drive the masses to chant for the pockmarked head of Norvelle in the 3rd quarter.

Tomorrow could represent the tightening of the division. Or you could separate yourselves and get into new echelons of football.

Get 'em.

**Rausch** · 12-11-2010, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

Herm just said the Chiefs pull out a win because we're the better team.

Raiderhater · 12-11-2010, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by stevieray

ok, now I'm even more pumped about this game.

I've wanted this win before we played the Donks.

Prolly more emeotionally vested in this game than any other this season...prolly should watch it at the bar.

I'll be watching it at the bar while I'm working.

The boss man had better get me my old schedule back soon or he and I will be having a come to Jesus meeting before too long.

**Rausch** · 12-11-2010, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Raiderhader

I concur, this should be the game thread.

Oh.

HAI.

Haven't seen you in quite some time.

Aren't you that guy that get's us better service at restaurants 'cause people think you're......well.........we don't tell?

**Gonzo** · 12-11-2010, 11:48 AM

I'm breaking out my lucky DT jersey for the 1st time in 4 years to watch this game.

I haven't felt this way about a game since the 13-3 year under Vermeil.
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CaliforniaChief · 12-11-2010, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

I'm breaking out my lucky DT jersey for the 1st time in 4 years to watch this game.

I haven't felt this way about a game since the 13-3 year under Vermeil.
Posted via Mobile Device

America... **** Yeah.

Raiderhater · 12-11-2010, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

Oh.

HAI.

Haven't seen you in quite some time.

Aren't you that guy that get's us better service at restaurants 'cause people think you're......well.........we don't tell?

Yeah, and then I get you raped on your tab because they figure out I'm not.

**mlyonsd** · 12-11-2010, 11:55 AM

Who shows up Sunday? The rebuilding Chiefs that occaisonally stumble or the next team to dominate the AFC West?

Time to step up boys.

ShowtimeSBMVP · 12-11-2010, 12:06 PM

CaliforniaChief · 12-11-2010, 12:10 PM

Keep the mojo flowing.....

ShowtimeSBMVP · 12-11-2010, 12:11 PM

MAKE A NEW THREAD I CANT AdamSchefter Adam Schefter
Jackpot: Kansas City reached agreement with RB Jamaal Charles on a five-year, $32.5 million deal that includes $13 million guaranteed.

CaliforniaChief · 12-11-2010, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haydenchiefs101

MAKE A NEW THREAD I CANT AdamSchefter Adam Schefter
Jackpot: Kansas City reached agreement with RB Jamaal Charles on a five-year, $32.5 million deal that includes $13 million guaranteed.

This thread is just getting better and better.

Goldmember · 12-11-2010, 12:15 PM

You know how sometimes the backup QB comes in and has a career day? Why can't this happen with the Chiefs?

Of course, sometimes the back up QB shits a brick.

CaliforniaChief · 12-11-2010, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haydenchiefs101

MAKE A NEW THREAD I CANT AdamSchefter Adam Schefter
Jackpot: Kansas City reached agreement with RB Jamaal Charles on a five-year, $32.5 million deal that includes $13 million guaranteed.

Done. Thanks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldmember

You know how sometimes the backup QB comes in and has a career day? Why can't this happen with the Chiefs?

Of course, sometimes the back up QB shits a brick.

Didn't Jason Campbell just lead the Raiders over the Chargers? Is Jason Campbell any better than Brodie?

WebGem · 12-11-2010, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief

Did you hear it on Monday? On Tuesday?

The Chiefs have no chance. Why? Because everyone knows that San Diego always controls their own destiny.

Um, no they don't.

CaliforniaChief · 12-11-2010, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsFan5840

Um, no they don't.

Check the sarcasm meter.

This is referring to Chargers fans' attitude...that the only thing that determines their fate is their own will.

12-11-2010, 11:22 AM
CaliforniaChief #RIPAce Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: So Cal Casino cash: $10575899	A Meaningless Rant Did you hear it on Monday? On Tuesday? The Chiefs have no chance. Why? Because everyone knows that San Diego always controls their own destiny. We're only 8-4 because the Chargers have allowed it...in their benevolence they have allowed the peasants to rise and thump their chests for awhile. But now, they said, the Chargers are going to rouse us and the rest of the division from our pleasant dreams and remind us that they are still omnipotent and still owners of the AFC West. Maybe, they said, the feeble Chiefs could come in and make a respectable showing. Perhaps we could run out the clock and lose 24-21, saving face as we witness the great Philip Rivers take the Chargers back off the brink and into the glory of Shank Kaeding's postseason heroics. *And then Matt Cassel's appendix had to come out.* What had been difficult was now impossible. The Chiefs, walking into a game that the Chargers "have to win", will now be lead by Brodie Croyle, whose only victories have come in his bedroom. Take a look at what the experts say now: http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-networ...without-Cassel You know what I say? Screw all of them. You know who has to win this game? WE have to win this game. Because we have to go into that toilet bowl and scrub our division of the Chargers' dominance. Because we have to stay in contention to get a first round bye. Do you hear them, Brodie? They say you can't do it. They say you are weak and terrible. Do you hear them, Chiefs? They say the Chargers are going to run the table. You are just honored to be in their presence so late in the season. I say screw all that noise. You are 8-4 and they are 6-6 because you are BETTER than they are. So go into that cesspool and prove it. Tear their hearts through their throats and stake it on the 50 yard line with a flaming spear. Make the Chargers wish the Raiders were back in town. Drive the masses to chant for the pockmarked head of Norvelle in the 3rd quarter. Tomorrow could represent the tightening of the division. Or you could separate yourselves and get into new echelons of football. Get 'em.
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12-11-2010, 11:48 AM	#19
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CaliforniaChief #RIPAce Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: So Cal Casino cash: $10575899	Keep the mojo flowing.....
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12-11-2010, 12:15 PM	#27
Goldmember You GOTTA get it done! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Northern California Casino cash: $9856738	You know how sometimes the backup QB comes in and has a career day? Why can't this happen with the Chiefs? Of course, sometimes the back up QB shits a brick.
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