2010 King of the n00b nomination thread

[Fumblerooski]

Originally Posted by Brainiac

Guys, you post in a forum that has a bunch of old-timers with huge egos and strong opinions, and those old-timers have to be slapped around every now and then by noobs who have new ideas and the guts to tell it like it is.

Who's gonna do it? You? You, Shogun? You, Livestream? You, Rams Fan? Fat chance!

I have no chance of being 2010 King of the Noobs because most of my posts are the in the Washington DC forum. But you know what? I have a greater responsibility than the rest of you could possibly fathom. You weep when the Chiefs play like shit, and you curse the Broncos and the Chargers. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of spending most of your time in the Lounge talking about Chiefs football.

You post in the Lounge because you have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the results of recent elections, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want to hear about politics because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me in this forum, you need me in this forum. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn which jerk-off you pick as the 2010 King of the Noobs!

That's an awfully long post for someone that doesn't care... "I discuss politics and am in the army reserves so I'm better than all of you football idiots."

1. You are coming off as an awfully arrogant self-righteous prick.. And if you indeed do have a point, that's not the way to present it.

2. You don't know what any of us do or "know"... Perhaps we do comprehend the state our country is in, but are also wise enough to realize fighting with Lefties or Righties on a football message board is a waste of keyboard time. Most in there don't care about much else than making the other side look bad. Those clowns aren't saving the country in DC, you simply wait for someone to make a political mistake and say, "Told ya he/she was an idiot." No Tks.

3. To reiterate, You are coming off as an awfully arrogant self-righteous prick.. And if you indeed do have a point, that's not the way to present it.

4. Since I have neither the time or inclination to explain myself to a man I've never seen stand post in my neighborhood I'll assume it's not you personally providing the freedoms I enjoy. So i'll simply say go **** yourself, and be on my way. This thread is for entertainment purposes...