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Woman claims yogurt was tainted
I know this is technically media but this is something you may need to be on the lookout for...
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Did you hear what I said?
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Every Navy enlisted man has to do a three month stint of endentured servitude to the cooks, referred to as "mess cranking." A guy in my division jerked off in a lieutenant's ice cream while he was temporarily assigned to work the wardroom. Apparently the offending jiz was gobbled down without comment or complaint.
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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First in with a "Spaceballs" reference.
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Feeling Victorian
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It bears repeating, **** Herm, Pioli, Haley, and Crennel for ****ing up my franchise for a goddamn decade. Buehler 445 |
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In Search of a Life
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Geronimo!
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guess she didn't like the 'original tart'
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Immanentize The Eschaton
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I would rather watch a video entitled "Woman Claims Taint Was Yogurted".
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Feeling Victorian
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Can these boys not play?
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As soon as I finished reading this sentence, it echoed in my head in Stewie's voice.
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had a buddy thatd put pubic hair in peoples mayo.
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Bump it
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Should have had some strawberries before-hand, Ernesto.
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A little off, but you can get AIDS from swallowing semen, right? I got into an argument with some friends a long time ago, they claimed you couldn't but I don't see how it would be any different than taking some splooge in the vag or petootie. Doesn't everything that you swallow get "absorbed" by your intestines?
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I find it interesting that the crime that he would be charged with for this is the same as it would be if he had spit saliva into it.
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