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Old 01-29-2011, 10:58 PM  
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Hit a deer
With my ol Buick, wasn't terrible, but my front ends a little hurt. Bad time to happen, I really don't need to be spending money right now, oh well I guess. Anyone have any war stories to share about hitting bambi to make me feel better?
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Old 01-30-2011, 11:26 AM   #31
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West Virginia Car-Deer Accidents Annually Exceed $44 Million

So yeah I've hit one or two. The first one I ever hit I threw in the back of the truck and took home. At least I got some meat out of that one.
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Old 01-30-2011, 11:26 AM   #32
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Back in my trucking career, I had just fueled up in OH, headding for TX over weight on a weekend.
Was running around the KY outbound scales on I-75 on a back road, (DOT had been spotty all weekend setting up with no notice catching guys just like me sneaking around over loaded.) when Bambi descided to come look real close at the undercarrige of my Freightliner.
Lost about $300.00 worth of fuel when he/she ripped off my cross over line between fuel tanks, not to mention a $1500 grill in the process.
Yeah, between suicidal Bambi's and crazy bastards that ran you off the road in Corvettes, it's no wonder you got the hell out of trucking.
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Old 01-30-2011, 11:36 AM   #33
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Yeah, between suicidal Bambi's and crazy bastards that ran you off the road in Corvettes, it's no wonder you got the hell out of trucking.
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Old 01-30-2011, 11:38 AM   #34
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In 94 (I think) and on my way back from Lawrence on 24 hwy I hit a deer. It was a large buck with a beautiful rack, which is all that made contact with my car. It knocked out my left headlight and my left side mirror.

I pulled over and my buddy and I ran back to see the body on the road. I must've just knocked the thing out cold cause it got back up a little dazed and wobbly then bolted into the woods.

I considered both the deer and I lucky. If I hit it full on I'm sure it would have gone through my windshield killing it and probably me with also.

I can still recall the sound of his antlers making contact with my car, creepy.
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Old 01-30-2011, 11:43 AM   #35
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We had one run into the side of our van a couple of years ago and the roll all the way to the the back bumper did a shit ton of damage.
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You know, with all the road miles I have put on over the years, I have never hit one. The odds of that, are about like plugging into Pamela Anderson without a hat and coming out of it disease free.

A few years ago, I was following a buddy of mine along the Montana Highline in the middle of the day, between Malta and Havre and I got one hell of a free show. Off to the right, I could see three deer running across a field and getting ready to jump a fence, to cross the road. I slowed down, my buddy didn't. Two of the deer stopped just before entering the road, but one kept running. I watched him put on the burst and try to beat this guys van. The crazy thing ran right into the right side of the van, not the front, but the side. The deer went down like a sack of bricks at first, but got up and wondered off after about 30 seconds. The van on the other hand, didn't come out of the encounter as well. It smashed in the entire side of the right front door.

I told him, that's what you get for being a guy and driving a blue minivan, even the deer don't have any respect for you.
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Old 01-30-2011, 11:51 AM   #36
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Old 01-30-2011, 11:53 AM   #37
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We had one run into the side of our van a couple of years ago and the roll all the way to the the back bumper did a shit ton of damage.
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Deer like that, must be the Norm Bates of deer society.

They are so thick around here, we call them forest rats.
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Old 01-30-2011, 12:12 PM   #38
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So yeah I've hit one or two. The first one I ever hit I threw in the back of the truck and took home. At least I got some meat out of that one.
I'll bet the insurance industry does all it can to restrict deer hunting.
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Old 01-30-2011, 12:25 PM   #39
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I'll bet the insurance industry does all it can to restrict deer hunting.
I bet you are incorrect. The insurance companies want to take premiums in and not pay out claims. Paying out for ****ing deer is expensive.
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Dont forget where I was in my "drug years" when that Vett went by...."You shoulda been in my ****en world!!!"..
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Dont forget where I was in my "drug years" when that Vett went by...."You shoulda been in my ****en world!!!"..
Does this give you a flashback?

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My mom hit a deer with her buick a few years ago and it messed up a small corner of her car and killed the deer.
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