Chiefs Story coming down about Haley? - Page 11

01:09 AM

Rumor?

Allegedly, Haley was at a bar recently and stuck his unwanted hand up the skirt of a young lady who slapped him. Then he pulls the "do you know who I am?" out.

According to the witness, cops are called and Haley is cuffed.

Pertinent parties have been interviewed by media. Story forthcoming. Or not.

Is Todd Haley part of the right 53? <- that part is a joke and is being explained for people who will take the comment too seriously. All other information in OP is serious.

mcan · 08-29-2011, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by ForeverChiefs58

Aren't there bouncers there to handle unwanted grabbing?

There would be next door. But not at Cigar Box. It's a smoking bar next door.

And for what it's worth, I think the girl Phobia spoke to probably BELIEVES what she's saying. She's probably just wrong. It's an artsy crowd who wouldn't know Todd Haley from Todd McNair.

**RNR** · 08-29-2011, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by mcan

I'm not buying it either. I wouldn't doubt at all that someone got felt up (probably a stripper) by SOMEONE. And I also wouldn't doubt if that someone (a fratboy douche who was there to try to hook up with a stripper) got smacked. But I'm guessing that this waitress might also be confused and/or embellishing. I can't see Haley hanging out there, honestly. There is no way he lives near there and it's kinda far from the stadium, and it's right next to "Temptations" that has a HUGE neon sign that says "TOTALLY NUDE."

No way he risks his reputation to even go near there, let alone go in there by himself, get drunk, and feel up a rando girl. If just one picture is taken of him on the SIDEWALK outside of Cigar Box, its on the crawl on ESPN within 24 hours.

cool avatar~

mcan · 08-29-2011, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider

cool avatar~

I've had it up since the day he passed. Just can't seem to take it down. Don't post as much since I've been primarily using the internet on my phone over the last two years. Now I've got my laptop set up at my new place and time to kill... CHIEFSPLANET, here I come. Time wasting... Ahh... My old friend.

Marcellus · 08-29-2011, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Yeah, I wrote it. I've been very careful about how I've shared this information. I think it's interesting and my expectation is that the Chiefs will effectively squash it before it hits any form of media. But many rumors are shared and dispelled or proven on this site so I figured this thread might force somebody's hand one way or another.

Dude you are awesome!

You post a rumor you heard from someone else and you have no first hand knowledge of.

You then state you expect the Chiefs to cover it up before it hits any media, meaning if we don't hear about it is because the Chiefs squashed it, not because it never happened and this is all bullshit.

Way to try to cover your ass on a bunch of BS.

I would agree with others in this thread and say this would be exceptionally hard to completely cover up so If it doesn't hit media, it never happened.

Like this thread should have never happened.

**RNR** · 08-29-2011, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by mcan

I've had it up since the day he passed. Just can't seem to take it down. Don't post as much since I've been primarily using the internet on my phone over the last two years. Now I've got my laptop set up at my new place and time to kill... CHIEFSPLANET, here I come. Time wasting... Ahh... My old friend.

Well I am forced to concede to the August 2000 join date. I will change mine to honor seniority~

mcan · 08-29-2011, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider

Well I am forced to concede to the August 2000 join date. I will change mine to honor seniority~

Not necessary. For a Raider fan, you have good taste in comedians. and I appreciate the props. Used to be a kcstar board guy and heard about the "migration" a little late, otherwise I'd have moved first day the board was open.

**RNR** · 08-29-2011, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by mcan

Not necessary. For a Raider fan, you have good taste in comedians. and I appreciate the props. Used to be a kcstar board guy and heard about the "migration" a little late, otherwise I'd have moved first day the board was open.

I went with one of my old favorites

Chiefnj2 · 08-29-2011, 08:16 AM

I don't care if it happened, or didn't happen, but I'm with Phobia on the NFL's ability to hush these things up.

When Plax shot himself NFL security did a great job slamming the lid on all news. A day after the incident the NYPD still didn't know anything, the hospital didn't report the shooting as they are required by law, etc.

**RNR** · 08-29-2011, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by mcan

Not necessary. For a Raider fan, you have good taste in comedians. and I appreciate the props. Used to be a kcstar board guy and heard about the "migration" a little late, otherwise I'd have moved first day the board was open.

He is my favorite comedian, social observer. I enjoyed him to the very end even when many thought he became too dark~

**gblowfish** · 08-29-2011, 08:21 AM

Coach Haley denies fondling. He was simply waving at her genitals.

Marcellus · 08-29-2011, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiefnj2

I don't care if it happened, or didn't happen, but I'm with Phobia on the NFL's ability to hush these things up.

When Plax shot himself NFL security did a great job slamming the lid on all news. A day after the incident the NYPD still didn't know anything, the hospital didn't report the shooting as they are required by law, etc.

Is this sarcasm?

How did he get caught?

Valiant · 08-29-2011, 08:23 AM

I know one of the servers. I will query her.

**ChiefGator** · 08-29-2011, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

Coach Haley denies fondling. He was simply waving at her genitals.

Welp, looks like this is a non-story then.

mcan · 08-29-2011, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider

He is my favorite comedian, social observer. I enjoyed him to the very end even when many thought he became too dark~

Oh yeah. His stuff just got edgier as he aged, which was great. The baton has been passed on to guys like Louis CK now. We'll see how far he can carry it...

as for the new avatar, I assume that's from Wyatt Earp? Haven't seen that movie in forever...

(so I guess this thread is dying... we all pretty much on the same page that this much ado about nothing?)

FWIW, I think Phobia did a great job of posting what he heard, listing it as a rumor, and telling us how he heard it. He never "vouched" for the girl in question. Just reported what he heard about the Chiefs head coach on a Chiefs BB and let Chiefs fans (and rivals) talk about it. Ahhh... the good old days. This isn't Reuters guys, it's a bulletin board. rumors are cool here.

lcarus · 08-29-2011, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider

He is my favorite comedian, social observer. I enjoyed him to the very end even when many thought he became too dark~

His dark days as a grizzly old man were the best imo. So great. I like Louis CK a lot now.

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