The sluttiest girl at Penn State.

[WhiteWhale]

Originally Posted by Pants

You were tested for HPV? I'd like to know how, because last I heard, there was no way to test males for HPV.

I'm not going to guarantee that you have HPV, bro, but if I had to stake my life on it, I'd bet you have it.

Guess I wasn't aware it wasn't on the checklist.

Nor was I aware that only 1% of men display symptoms.

....

Ah well...

Originally Posted by ChiTown

You've kept track of the number girls you've laid? I'm not sure what to think of that. I get it, if you've only boned a handful. But seriously, after a dozen or so, who keeps a tally? Do you have a relic from weach one as well?

Mentally, yes. No tally though.

I keep my relics in my mind and in my heart. I hate pointless material crap like that. Most of those weren't just a piece of ass... they were people whom I remember vividly. All of them special in a unique way. Some pretty, some less than pretty. Some really nice, some sarcastic, some childish, and some just cynical.

I can also tell you how many times I've ridden various roller coasters, and how many concerts I've been to... and I've been to a TON of them (312). The numbers probably aren't reliable though. The human memory is an unreliable thing and is very prone to suggestion.