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Old 12-22-2004, 11:58 PM  
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Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE
The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone.

I didn't touch the ****ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ****ING LOSES THINGS!



And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT.



Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO ****ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo.

WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY

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Old 01-08-2012, 10:05 AM   #286
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It was basically free money... I was contracting through her consulting company to an oil company. Oil company decided they wanted to hire me fulltime. So I told her to charge them a placement fee. They paid it, which I never really expected.
Wow, that is something. Those were the good old days, eh?
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Old 01-08-2012, 10:07 AM   #287
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This is a very old thread (bumped for reasons I can't really fathom), and it's not like stuff hasn't vanished into the Wife Zone in the same way since.

Including two tickets to a Bears/Chiefs game...... just gone with the wind.

She's still alive because (a) they were free, and (b) the Chiefs totally sucked at the time and ending up losing the game.

But still.....

Now I just hide stuff from her.
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Old 01-08-2012, 10:47 AM   #288
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My wife will spend all freaking day out and about running errands... As soon as she gets home she'll want me to go to the store to get tampons or prescription filled or whatever. I be like, "WTF? you passed all of those places and didn't think to go to them?" I then am belittled with, "she forgot, she can't remember everything" insert whatever excuse.

Needless to say. I'm into lesson teaching. Unless I'm in the mood she's not going to keep doing that to me.
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Old 01-08-2012, 11:00 AM   #289
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Old 01-08-2012, 12:10 PM   #290
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Needless to say. I'm into lesson teaching. Unless I'm in the mood she's not going to keep doing that to me.
You should keep doing it for her. By all accounts you should be married to a 450 lbs sweaty gal. But somehow you got a hottie. You have to do something to make it up to your charitable wife. She should qualify for a 501c3 designation just based off of marrying you.
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Old 01-08-2012, 12:23 PM   #291
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Heh. She's the luckiest woman on earth.

And personally, I feel sorry for a guy who's never seen his baseball team win a championship! Boy, that must suck.
Probably a lot like not ever seeing his football team win a championship and it does.
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Old 01-08-2012, 12:25 PM   #292
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My wife will spend all freaking day out and about running errands... As soon as she gets home she'll want me to go to the store to get tampons or prescription filled or whatever. I be like, "WTF? you passed all of those places and didn't think to go to them?" I then am belittled with, "she forgot, she can't remember everything" insert whatever excuse.

Needless to say. I'm into lesson teaching. Unless I'm in the mood she's not going to keep doing that to me.

Your going to teach her a lesson alright. You're going to teach her to get a **** buddy who isn't an asshole.
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Old 01-08-2012, 12:36 PM   #293
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My wife will spend all freaking day out and about running errands... As soon as she gets home she'll want me to go to the store to get tampons or prescription filled or whatever. I be like, "WTF? you passed all of those places and didn't think to go to them?" I then am belittled with, "she forgot, she can't remember everything" insert whatever excuse.

Needless to say. I'm into lesson teaching. Unless I'm in the mood she's not going to keep doing that to me.
Think I may have married her twin.
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Old 01-08-2012, 01:23 PM   #294
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You should keep doing it for her. By all accounts you should be married to a 450 lbs sweaty gal. But somehow you got a hottie. You have to do something to make it up to your charitable wife. She should qualify for a 501c3 designation just based off of marrying you.
wisdom right there.
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Probably a lot like not ever seeing his football team win a championship and it does.
Well, you haven't degenerated into a complete douche over it.
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