**** OFFICIAL 2012 CHIEFSPLANET DOUCHE OF THE YEAR THREAD****

[Frazod]

Greetings, my douchy minions! Nominations are in. We had 74 nominees. I have eliminated alanm (least douchy nominee) and Skip (douchy, but he hasn't posted in a couple of years, and I'm also naming a region after him) to create four equally-numbered regions. I added nominees to regions based on their vote totals until I got down to single vote nominees, then I just added them in blocks. I will post the first polls later in the day. Top 8 in each region will advance to the Douchy 32.

The four regions are as follows, named after epic douches of the past:

THE TOM CASH REGION

22 R8ers
7 KCChiefsfan50/50
5 L.A.Chieffan
4 KurtCobain
3 BossChief
2 Laz
2 vailpass
1 Frankie
1 Pestilence
1 Sofa King
1 Bowser
1 Fritz88
1. Backwards Masking
1 MoreLemonPledge
1 Hog Farmer
1 RedThat
1 ChiefsandO'sfan
1 Bane

THE AMERICAN HERO REGION

10 Wickedson
6 frazod
4 kstater
3 Stewie
3 Stevieray
2 Shitsprayer
1 Donger
1 luv
1 Sportsracer
1 DaKCMan
1 Bugeater
1 Lemon Pie
1 Brianfo
1 DarthCarlSatan
1 ReerunKC
1 Pitt Gorilla
1 bevischief
1 HolyHandgernade

THE MIDNIGHT VULTURE REGION

9 Dexter Manley
5 [Zach]
4 Saulbadguy
3 Knowmo
2 Lumpy
2 Gonzo
1 Hamas_Jenkins
1 whosyou
1 Pants
1 Baby Lee
1 Dartgod
1 Jewish Rabbi
1 PGM
1 Dave Lane
1 Mr. Plow
1 WilliamtheIrish
1 patteeu
1 AutumWind

THE SKIP TOWNE REGION

7 Saul Good
5 beer me
4 DaneMcCloud
3 Hootie
2 Eric007
2 Omega
1 Phobia
1 big cahones
1 Jensen
1 gobowe
1 jspchief
1 Brock
1 chiefsrgood
1 kcrockaholic4life
1 bearcat
1 JD1020
1 Iowanian
1 Mecca

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by frazod

Well, you should have nominated him, douche!

With Mizzou playing so well, I hadn't seen much of him. He made an appearance today talking about how dumb MU was for hiring Quin Snyder.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Dartgod

With Mizzou playing so well, I hadn't seen much of him. He made an appearance today talking about how dumb MU was for hiring Quin Snyder.

Most of my nominations were for anti-Cardinal butthurt jerkoffs who continually predicted their demise through each round of the playoffs, up to and including Game 7 of the World Series.

[Reerun_KC]

Originally Posted by frazod

Takes one to know one, douche!

And I guess I should at some point post last night's results in this thread.

Advancing to Round 2 in the American Hero Region are:

Wickedson 44
Shitsprayer 44
Brianfo 36
frazod 25
Reerun KC 25
DarthCarlSatan 25
kstater 23
Stewie 20

YOU can suck my douche!

[Frazod]

Round One officially concluded. Advancing to the Douchy 32 are:

FROM THE TOM CASH REGION:

R8ers 35
KCChiefsfan50/50 29
KurtCobain 20
Frankie 17
L.A.Chieffan 15
ChiefsandO'sfan 14
Laz 11
vailpass 10

FROM THE AMERICAN HERO REGION:

Wickedson 44
Shitsprayer 44
Brianfo 36
frazod 25
Reerun KC 25
DarthCarlSatan 25
kstater 23
Stewie 20

FROM THE MIDNIGHT VULTURE REGION:

Dexter Manley 46
AutumnWind 45
KnowMo 36
whosyou 29
[Zach] 22
Hamas Jenkins 22
Dave Lane 14
patteeu 12

FROM THE SKIP TOWNE REGION:

Dane McCloud 33
Eric007 32
Omega/Gochiefs 32
Hootie 28
Mecca 26
Saul Good 21
Jensen71 17
beer me 14

CONGRATULATIONS GUYS!

Biggest upset IMHO is Saulbadguy not making the cut. I guess he's the KU of Douche Tournament this year.

Commencing Round 2 in the Tom Cash Region shortly.

[Frazod]

On to the Not-So-Sweet Sixteen!

Advancing to Round 3 are:

FROM THE TOM CASH REGION:

R8ers
KCChiefsfan50/50
Frankie
L.A.Chieffan

FROM THE AMERICAN HERO REGION:

Shitsprayer
Wickedson
Brianfo
ReerunKC

DOUCHE MASTER SPECIAL NOTICE: Brianfo has not posted lately, but is not banned. If anyone can offer proof that he did indeed off himself before tomorrow, I'll DQ him and move kstater into his spot.

FROM THE MIDNIGHT VULTURE REGION:

Dexter Manley
AutumnWind
Knowmo
whosyou

FROM THE SKIP TOWNE REGION:

beer me
Eric007
Saul Good
Hootie

CONGRATULATIONS DOUCHES!

Round Three upcoming. From this point forward, one douche, one vote.

[Frazod]

Paging Bearcat - I need a mod ruling on the next poll. There are two open spots with Dexter Manley and whosyou both being banned already.

Should I bump Zach and Hamas, or add somebody else?

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by frazod

Paging Bearcat - I need a mod ruling on the next poll. There are two open spots with Dexter Manley and whosyou both being banned already.

Should I bump Zach and Hamas, or add somebody else?

I think that works. If someone came close to 50/50, we could roll someone over, but r8ers and 50/50 dominated. Unless you have someone in mind, I think Zach and Hamas are the way to go.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

I think that works. If someone come close to 50/50, we could roll someone over, but r8ers and 50/50 dominated. Unless you have someone in mind, I think Zach and Hamas are the way to go.

Works for me.