Let's get to know each other...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

There's been a lot of talk recently about what should be shared on CP and what shouldn't. I for one am not afraid to share some things many others think are stupid to share on the internet. That's fine and that's fair. Those folks don't have to take part in this. For some of us this isn't just a place to talk football or even sports at all.

Case in point... I started a football thread today and it went basically nowhere while threads about Cheaters and sauces thrived lol. That's all good but it just reinforced what I already knew about CP. A few people bitch about the offseason but a lot more people embrace the off topic threads the off season brings.

This place is less a football site than a community imo. I know that will change to a large degree during the season. So 16 weeks out of 52. Count the playoffs if you want since the Chiefs are rarely in them.

So if you don't mind lets get to know each other. A few of my best friends IRL have come from off topic threads so I continue to post them much to the chagrin of some. Yeah... too bad.

My name is Brian. I've done radio for 22 years. I have a 16 year old daughter as of last Friday. I'm a pretty simple dude and I like it that way. I'm part redneck, part "city" dweller and part college educated. I embrace the simple things in life but have an appreciation for culture. My teams are the Royals, Jayhawks and Chiefs... the one's I grew up with in Kansas and the one's I'll always love whether they're good or bad. I'm not on CP to talk about football or the Chiefs primarily although I am a fan of both and enjoy the discourse about them. I'm 43 years old and going gray fast. I don't mind it. I like what being older than many of you brings to my life. A little more experience and being there to see the Royals in their glory days and win it all.

Share some basics about your life if you wish.

Those who think this is stupid... always good not knowing you. Embrace the anonnymity. It's just teh stupid intrawebs.

[Ceej]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

No you said I'm bored or boring. I'm neither. I just enjoy getting to know people. Maybe this isn't the right place for that.

I know what you said.

Again, neither mentions anything about you being friendless.

You insinuated it did.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

No offense, Dr. Fever, but you know that I don't share that much personal info on here.

Luckily I know everything about you already. Reaching out to make friends on CP seems to be a bad idea lol. So be it.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

No offense, Dr. Fever, but you know that I don't share that much personal info on here.

Translation: "Try any angle you want, buddy, you're still not getting naked pics."

[WV]

You don't know me if you don't like me.

[JD10367]

Reaching out to make friends: not a bad idea.

Reaching out to make friends with this bunch of psychopaths and mental defectives: bad idea.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by CJizzles

I know what you said.

Again, neither mentions anything about you being friendless.

You insinuated it did.

CP is like texting many times. True meanings are lost in cold letters and words. I was trying to get to know my fellow planeteers better. That's apparently not kosher and that's cool. It's just not how I am.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

CP is like texting many times. True meanings are lost in cold letters and words. I was trying to get to know my fellow planeteers better. That's apparently not kosher and that's cool. It's just not how I am.

Wait, what do the Jews have to do with it?

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

Luckily I know everything about you already. Reaching out to make friends on CP seems to be a bad idea lol. So be it.

Yes, but I feel as though I should grace your thread w/ a little Lumpy history to help get others interested in sharing their stories. But then that lump 3 feet above my ass started working and told me not to do it.

Originally Posted by JD10367

Translation: "Try any angle you want, buddy, you're still not getting naked pics."

He's using me to get Gonzo nudes. No worries. I'm not budging!

[Planetman]

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Yes, but I feel as though I should grace your thread w/ a little Lumpy history to help get others interested in sharing their stories. But then that lump 3 feet above my ass started working and told me not to do it.

You don't need to share if you don't want to Lump. No one needs to. You and I are already friends. I was just trying to make a few more here. If people aren't good with that it's fine. You may notice I didn't share anything in the OP that I haven't shared before elsewhere.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Planetman

You're going to be disappointed dude.

[Shogun]

Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its warmth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. and i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?

[007]

I'm your worst nightmare!!!

[Planetman]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

You're going to be disappointed dude.

As long as you don't try to "butter my popcorn" I'm golden.

[Ceej]

Originally Posted by Shogun

Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its warmth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. and i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?

You should've LeBron James'd that shit.