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Woman should only make babies
Join Date: Nov 2003
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You ever take a shit that smells so bad the janitor swears that he is going back to school so he never has to clean a bathroom again?
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Ultrabanned
Join Date: Oct 2007
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I took a shit earlier tonight that crept through the entire house. It dominated every molecule. It smelled like hot beer was poured onto fresh cat shit.
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stax of wax
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Been laughing for 2 solid minutes.
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
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Special Teams ACE!!!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Where the hell is SNR
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Like, we're talking planning and strategy. At least 10 types of chemicals, and one of them should be something you can't just buy over the counter. Machinery should be used. Making lists. Hiring EXTRA people to complete the task as efficiently as possible or face the wrath of what my poop might bring. |
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stax of wax
Join Date: Feb 2004
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3 weeks ago I pooped in the handicap stall at the mall. **** you I was picking up a gift for my daughter, that's why I was at the mall. Anyway... apparently the toilet was already clogged because my job wasn't particularly impressive nor was the paperwork. It over-flowded and ran all over the floor. Luckily there was a drain in the floor but the mess was left behind. I felt sorry for the unlucky janitor who had to clean that up but wtf was I suppossed to do?
I left without a worry. No I'm not handicapped but no one else was around and their stalls are so large and luxurious...
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union paraplegic organizer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: western Kansas
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Good for you. I'm not handicapped either. I just push this chair around for the parking. Happens all the time. There can be 10 stalls & 1 handicap. The able bodied person will use the hdcp stall 90% of the time. After all they're very large & comfy so why not be comfortable while leaving your fecal behind. And in those instances I have zero problems cathing right out in the open. Sure, I might be able to jam myself into one of those regular stalls but the door would be open anyways. So I back right up to the occupied hdcp stall & do my thing. There sure are lotsa squeamish grown men. ![]() |
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stax of wax
Join Date: Feb 2004
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FWIW the toilet looked free and clear... until I flushed. Then all hell broke loose. Oh and I didn't mention the only other stall was dirty.
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