Kent Babb dismantles Fat Scott

[FAX]

Well, we have a problem. The amount of lost revenue caused by boycotting the games seems to be negligible while the KC Star advertisement appears to be unaffordable by everyone except Pioli himself.

It's strangely strange in a strange way, but on top of that, there are loads of people on Twitter and elsewhere who are self-identified Chiefs fans and who seem to believe that "fandom" is all about backing your team through thick or thin. These people apparently attend games and purchase Chiefs kitsch when we suck in an effort to help the team feel better about themselves. It's incredibly self-sacrificing since the players, coaches, and our faultless GM are paid fortunes whether we suck or not.

The answer lies in chicken bones. We must sacrifice a chicken and grind its bones into a powder to mix with snake venom and bat blood in order to make a little statuette that resembles Pioli in a sitting position and sporting large, voluminous tittahs. Once this is accomplished, we can torture that little Pioli using fire and various sharpened instruments until he goes mad and runs naked through the field of play on national television. Since both he and Clark are extremely image-conscious, this should result in some sort of involuntary imprisonment in a local mental facility for a period sufficient to locate and secure his replacement.

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[Rausch]

Originally Posted by FAX

Well, we have a problem. The amount of lost revenue caused by boycotting the games seems to be negligible while the KC Star advertisement appears to be unaffordable by everyone except Pioli himself.

The KC Star advertisement might happen.

I'd prefer it not being that there are more important things to throw that money away on.

We have CP members serving overseas. We have CP members with medical issues.

I'm in no way OK with drawing $$$ away from legit causes to take out an add for a football team.

[FAX]

Originally Posted by Rausch

The KC Star advertisement might happen.

I'd prefer it not being that there are more important things to throw that money away on.

We have CP members serving overseas. We have CP members with medical issues.

I'm in no way OK with drawing $$$ away from legit causes to take out an add for a football team.

Your priorities are well placed so far as I'm concerned, Mr. Rausch.

I am far more likely to contribute to a CP member's medical fund than I am to invest in some desperate attempt to intensify Clark Hunt's desire to field a winning football team ... something he should have developed without our help long ago.

On the other hand, I would also be somewhat interested in securing the services of a prostitute who could seduce Dr. Evil and, while he is in the throes of ecstasy, inject him in the jowls with some sort of vile pestis which causes an immediate, massive and irreversible swelling of the armpit lymph nodes to the point that his arms are forced into a permanent touchdown sign making it impossible for him to enter an airplane or automobile or eat without assistance.

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