Chiefs Minister of Information postgame report

These things keep getting shorter and shorter and shorter. When will they learn that it's futile?

Stephenson Starts: OL Donald Stephenson made his first career start as a tackle-eligible blocker.



Career NFL Games: DB Travis Daniels, S Abram Elam and T Eric Winston each appeared in their 100th career NFL game tonight.



Berry’s INT: S Eric Berry recorded his first interception of the season, picking off a QB Philip Rivers pass in the end zone, stifling a Chargers scoring opportunity before halftime. It is his fifth career interception and second career interception of Rivers.



Hali’s Sack: LB Tamba Hali recorded 1.0 sack (-4.0 yards) of QB Philip Rivers in the contest. He now has 5.0 sacks in 2012 and has 58.5 sacks in his career. He has recorded 10.5 sacks against San Diego in his career, all coming against QB Philip Rivers. The 10.5 sacks against the Chargers and Rivers are the most career sacks he’s accumulated against any single opponent and quarterback.



Bowe’s Career Receptions: WR Dwayne Bowe recorded eight receptions for 79 yards in tonight’s game. With that performance, Bowe now has 401 career receptions, becoming only the fourth player in Chiefs history to record at least 400 receptions. He now has 5,498 career receiving yards, needing only eight more receiving yards to pass E Chris Burford (5,505) for sixth place.

[Hammock Parties]

Stephenson - sucked

Daniels - sucked

Berry - sucked, INT notwithstanding

Winston - may have sucked, not sure.

Elam - probably played well on special teams.

Bowe, Hali - Herm, thanks.

Read between the lines or something.