Presser tomorrow at 2 pm

[gblowfish]

Here's my guess on how the presser will go:
Ted Crewse will usher in Fat Scott and CHunt.

CHunt says: "Romeo has decided to take early retirement to spend more time with his family." Our next coach will be announced sometime after the conclusion of the Super Bowl."

Fat Scott says "Really sorry we lost a lot, we're really disappointed, 50 year anniversary, you know. Guys got hurt, concussions, you know. Lots of bad breaks, turnovers, you know. We think Cassel will rebound, it's a contract year for him, you know. We expect him to lead the team back to the playoffs next year. And Brady Quinn got lots of great experience this year as well. I can't wait to see what I can get for that first pick. I'll bet I can get a lineman, a linebacker, and maybe a wide receiver when I trade down. We'll have to replace Bowe, Breaston, Albert, Dorsey and Colquitt, because they all want waaaay too much money. As for me, I'm going to do my doggone best to at least double our wins next season. And I am very happy to announce that there will only be a modest increase in season ticket and parking prices next year, we expect no more than a 10% increase. Fiscal Cliff, you know. So, we'll see you in April when we start talking about the draft. Don't forget to renew your seats for 2013. No questions, it's a holiday. New Years, you know."

CHunt: "Thank you all for coming, Happy New Year! (under his breath to Fat Scott)...I've got a party in Dallas tonight, I'm outta here...."