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Be Kind To Your Pets
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One in Three Americans Think God Affects Sports Results
How come you never hear a guy say "We would have won, but Jesus made me fumble!" ???
30% of Americans think God determines the outcome of sporting events. What do you think? Story is here: http://publicreligion.org/research/2...acking-poll-2/ |
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Spiraling down the Drain
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'Merica
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Blame it on the Henne
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These are the same type of idiots that come on here starting prayer threads asking for a job. They must imagine "god" sitting around going "hmmmm 16 million dead in Africa from aids, that can wait, I've got to get this idiot on chiefsplanet a job".
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Debunking your bullshit
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Some people are taking the "Hail Mary" pass a little too seriously.
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(Sir/Yes Sir/Aye Aye Sir)
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We've not embraced it much here in KC. Come to think of it, we never throw more than a few yards down-field just to stay safe! Throwing to the sticks is just not OK in previous years in KC!!!
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Cry havoc...
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error 404
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Do you still have to take a piss in heaven? How many people are in heaven now? It's got to be like in the trillions. That's a lot of piss. What about pooping? Is there any where in the Bible that talks about if you still piss and poop in the afterlife?
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Space Cadet and Aczabel
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Your IQ definitely fits the profile.
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Banned
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If you're willing to believe in something as ridiculous as God, you might as well believe He influences sporting events, too.
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Immanentize The Eschaton
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That's ridiculous. I know it's all about which hat/jersey I wear.
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Snacks Are Under My Apron
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Ray Lewis Bringing the Jesus.
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Has a particular set of skills
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If you are a true believer surely you would believe that God has more important things to do than dictate winners and losers in a game.
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Court Jester
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If God actually cares about football, then the only thing I know for sure is that he sure as hell isn't a Chiefs fan.
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Meow
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Duh...why do you think the Niners lost???? It's all the sodomy!!!
Oh wait...but that doesn't really explain why the giants won..... ![]()
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Resident Glue Sniffer
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30yrs of street drugs use, will get you some ****in Angels my friend
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