Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on. - Page 10

R&GHomer · 11-03-2004, 06:57 PM

I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top.

Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out.

Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.

Ghostof · 11-04-2004, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Why do you wanna hear stories about pokin' fat chicks?

And, no, I don't have any Ghostof-type stories. Thank God.

You need to go out and experience more than. . .

Ghostof · 11-04-2004, 01:29 PM

No one is really ever truly clean.

**ChiTown** · 11-04-2004, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghostof

But oh well.

So the same ex, who had the cottage cheese down south. This little event happened in 1999 and caused me to break up with her indefinately. She came down to my house for the weekend. She and I have been dating for close to a year by this time and she decided to give me her special present. Her ass. Which was fine, I never did a girl like that before. I strapped on a condom, but after a few strokes I decided that the condom would soon break, so I ripped it off and dove back in. Right before I splurt, she said "I want to swallow it" Screw that, its been in your ass...so I shoot my wad on the carpet. This was in the hallway, where I have seen my house dogs take a piss or crap over the years, she turns around and screamed at me "What did you do that for?" She then turned back around and proceeded to slurp it off the carpet. Needless to say, the smell of ass is in the air and the splooge isnt exactly all me, its got leftover chunks of turds in it from her....and here she is licking it up off the carpet like a wet-vac. I broke up with her right then and there, which she stalked me for several months, and I had to get a restraining order out against her.

Hence the name "chocolate shake".

I cant go to dairy queen and get blizzards anymore, especially the mississippi mud blizzard, I swear I think she had corn that day or something...

OK, that might be some of the sickest $hit I've ever read....

Braincase · 11-04-2004, 01:52 PM

Guess who is NOT invited to the next watch party at my house.

Ghostof · 11-04-2004, 01:55 PM

Thats ok, I was never going to meet any of you.

I'll just log on here, surf and post, and read up on my favorite team.

Heres a thought though....how do you know that I havent already met you?

I'll tell you this....I work at the dairy queen making blizzards every day. I've got this new flavor you should try sometime. . .

R&GHomer · 11-04-2004, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghostof

But oh well.

So the same ex, who had the cottage cheese down south. This little event happened in 1999 and caused me to break up with her indefinately. She came down to my house for the weekend. She and I have been dating for close to a year by this time and she decided to give me her special present. Her ass. Which was fine, I never did a girl like that before. I strapped on a condom, but after a few strokes I decided that the condom would soon break, so I ripped it off and dove back in. Right before I splurt, she said "I want to swallow it" Screw that, its been in your ass...so I shoot my wad on the carpet. This was in the hallway, where I have seen my house dogs take a piss or crap over the years, she turns around and screamed at me "What did you do that for?" She then turned back around and proceeded to slurp it off the carpet. Needless to say, the smell of ass is in the air and the splooge isnt exactly all me, its got leftover chunks of turds in it from her....and here she is licking it up off the carpet like a wet-vac. I broke up with her right then and there, which she stalked me for several months, and I had to get a restraining order out against her.

Hence the name "chocolate shake".

I cant go to dairy queen and get blizzards anymore, especially the mississippi mud blizzard, I swear I think she had corn that day or something...

News Flash Ghostof!

That really wasn’t a woman. It was a tundra yeti that had been shaved down and taught to speak.

**ChiTown** · 11-04-2004, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghostof

Thats ok, I was never going to meet any of you......

Damn straight, not without you wearing a full body condom, anyway.

Ghostof · 11-04-2004, 01:58 PM

Mistakes are better learned, than bought.

Ghostof · 11-04-2004, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by R&GHomer

News Flash Ghostof!

That really wasn’t a woman. It was a tundra yeti that had been shaved down and taught to speak.

Which reminds me of a limerick from Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards or something like that..came out in like 1987 or so.

There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave
Though he kept her on ice
She didnt smell nice
But think of the money he saved.

Pants · 11-04-2004, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghostof

Which reminds me of a limerick from Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards or something like that..came out in like 1987 or so.

There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave
Though he kept her on ice
She didnt smell nice
But think of the money he saved.

nothing like cold, rigid, stinky pussy.

Ghostof · 11-04-2004, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Well... I suppose enough hours had gone by today. I was due to have a post sail over my head.

Think about it for a sec. Nowadays, most people have their autobiographies for sale which tells people of their mistakes and their lives. Then they slap a $34.95 pricae tag on it and make a mint. You could pay that price and have them get richer or you could go out and experience what they experienced too and decide on your own if it was a mistake.

Darkwolfe · 11-04-2004, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghostof

Whats even better is to imagine that whale of a deaf woman on her period, as its oozing down her thigh, forming stalagtites and stalagmites on her inner thighs, then of course if she has a UTI or a yeast infection imagine the smell of sour dough and the possibility of seeing cottage cheese flowing out in chunks.

Lasanga anyone?

This thread may make dieting easier. It's not like anyone will be able to keep anything down after reading it!

Ghostof · 11-04-2004, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Darkwolfe

This thread may make dieting easier. It's not like anyone will be able to keep anything down after reading it!

Its not like she could tell if she was waddling around in her bicycle shorts...her juices perculating and seeping through her sweaty shorts...it probably looks like someone straining applesauce through a sifter.

R&GHomer · 11-04-2004, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghostof

Its not like she could tell if she was waddling around in her bicycle shorts...her juices perculating and seeping through her sweaty shorts...it probably looks like someone straining applesauce through a sifter.

And for some reason I bet this mental image gets you going... Dont it... Dont it... Fess up!

Ghostof · 11-04-2004, 02:42 PM

Not really. I didnt open the can of worms and make the thread here on the Chiefs forum.

11-03-2004, 06:57 PM
R&GHomer Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $10004900	Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on. I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top. Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out. Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.
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Ghostof Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	Thats ok, I was never going to meet any of you. I'll just log on here, surf and post, and read up on my favorite team. Heres a thought though....how do you know that I havent already met you? I'll tell you this....I work at the dairy queen making blizzards every day. I've got this new flavor you should try sometime. . .
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