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Old 12-22-2004, 11:58 PM  
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Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE
The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone.

I didn't touch the ****ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ****ING LOSES THINGS!



And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT.



Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO ****ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo.

WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY

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Old 12-23-2004, 01:56 PM   #151
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So I guess you see why I thought you were a man,,,with the post you made,,,,sorry about the gender mixup.
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Old 12-23-2004, 01:57 PM   #152
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I'll be he asks his boss for EXTRA traveling assignments.

Poor fugger. If I had his address, I'd send him some ear plugs and a rabbit fur lined pocket 'giner.
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Old 12-23-2004, 01:59 PM   #153
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Old 12-23-2004, 02:00 PM   #154
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Well I thought so,,but your post made me wonder,,,,,because a little common sense would tell you that when the man is up,,everyone is up. Having children I haven't slept in,,,in 18 years.

How about taking me out to breakfast or just letting me fix it so I don't have 3 times the work I did before you cooked honey.

NO HONEY-DO list in my house,,I fix everything.

Maxi pads,,,I am not 16.

I would gladly trade places and go to the store but he wants to go look at tools and not have to watch the kids.

In our house My husband picks the movie so no one to blame but him.

1/2 my life on the web,,,,well I also happen to be working on the net transcribing Med records and watching the kids while hubby is watching a movie or playing in the garage.

So I guess you see why I thought you were a man,,,with the post you made,,,,sorry about the gender mixup.
Don't you have some laundry to do? Or some shirts to iron? Anything?
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Old 12-23-2004, 02:01 PM   #155
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No, just one of those rare women with a little common sense.
Damn, you're on a roll today. I'd rep ya again, but I have to spread some around first.
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Old 12-23-2004, 02:02 PM   #156
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A broad shows up and already with the naggin', bitchin' and fightin.........

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Old 12-23-2004, 02:03 PM   #157
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That's just so wrong.

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I should recommend to the women who read this, that in the Christmas Spirt, and I do wish you all a Merry Christmas.............You'd better start now, working on that pained look of disappointment so you'll have it perfected when the jewelry store clerk with the extra cleavage cons us into buying that Janky Jewelry you won't wear.

Men will be happy if you'll just let us watch the game in peace, without naggin us to take out the Christmas garbage on 3rd and 1............and it wouldn't hurt to bring a beer without having to ask.

That is all........back to your baking.
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Old 12-23-2004, 02:09 PM   #159
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Just a week or two ago, you were on here, on a rant about how your Husband was gone all the time working, bringin home the bacon.
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Old 12-23-2004, 02:12 PM   #160
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A broad shows up and already with the naggin', bitchin' and fightin.........

Just a week or two ago, you were on here, on a rant about how your Husband was gone all the time working, bringin home the bacon.

oh no buddy,,,,you might of read how he was gone all the time working,,,,but I never said I wished he was home. He has 6 weeks a year vacation time,,,and decided to use 2 weeks straight,,,so no rest for me till next monday. And I didn't know I was fighting with anybody.
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Old 12-23-2004, 02:16 PM   #161
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Shouldn't you be busy catching up on your "wifely duty" if he's gone that much?

He's probably counting the days until he gets to go back to the work...inspecting the inside of septic tanks.

In the holiday spirit.......you should probably let the poor guy do the dirty thing.
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Old 12-23-2004, 02:17 PM   #162
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I'll be he asks his boss for EXTRA traveling assignments.

Poor fugger. If I had his address, I'd send him some ear plugs and a rabbit fur lined pocket 'giner.

Sometimes your rudeness is a little much to take,,so I will leave this thread all to you. bye
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Old 12-23-2004, 02:19 PM   #164
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I should recommend to the women who read this, that in the Christmas Spirt, and I do wish you all a Merry Christmas.............You'd better start now, working on that pained look of disappointment so you'll have it perfected when the jewelry store clerk with the extra cleavage cons us into buying that Janky Jewelry you won't wear.

Men will be happy if you'll just let us watch the game in peace, without naggin us to take out the Christmas garbage on 3rd and 1............and it wouldn't hurt to bring a beer without having to ask.

That is all........back to your baking.

oh one other thing,,I would wish you a Merry Christmas also,,but I really don't believe you meant it,,,,,
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Old 12-23-2004, 02:21 PM   #165
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I meant it....
Thought you were stomping out and slamming the door on this thread?
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