Crazy Cheating Stories

[Dante84]

Let's hear 'em.

At work, we were talking about how somebody's friend caught his wife banging dudes in a truck stop bathroom, and he found out by following her there.

What's the craziest shit you've heard or experienced?

[SLAG]

I have really enjoyed the stories

all i can think of as I read it is from Drug Ballad by Eminem -

As ecstasy got me standing next to you
Getting sentimental as **** spillin' guts to you
We just met
But I think I'm in love with you
But you're on it too
So you tell me you love me too
Wake up in the morning like "yo, what the **** we do?"
I gotta go bitch
You know I have stuff to do
'Cause if I get caught cheatin' then I'm stuck with you

[hometeam]

I don't know how crazy mine is, but I thought it was pretty ****ed up.

I met a girl when I lived in Houston, dated her for 5 years, and then when I moved back to MO she came with me. She was a waitress by trade and got on for the summer at a place on the lake called 'The Jolly Roger' (you might know this place if you go down to Lake Ozarks.) Long story short, the guy who owns the Jolly Roger LOVES to party.

So one weekend, he had an employee only party where they went out on his big ass boat and got pretty much wasted, and then he had bungalows for them to stay in. Well, I am the type of guy who has next to zero jealousy, so I told her go ahead do your party thing, stay the night, no problem.

A quick note, my sister and her husband also worked there and attended the boat party. The next day rolls around and I don't hear from her until maybe 2 in the afternoon - (im at work) and she finally calls me after not answering texts since around 12 the night before. She tells me everything went fine her phone just died and she had to get home and charge it. She also says she has to tell me something. Im thinking great this bitch went out and cheated on me... only she tells me that there was a guy hitting on her and he kissed her and she didn't reciprocate and told him to piss off.

A couple hours later I get another text explaining that that was all bullshit and she really ****ed the guy and how she was so sorry and black out drunk etc.

Come to find out my sister found out about it and texted her telling her that she had to tell me or she would, which is the only reason she came clean. My sister also told me that all she did all night was get sloppy ****ing drunk and tell anyone who would listen how ****ing great I was. The kicker is that morning the dudes girlfriend and family showed up from St Louis and he confessed shaming himself after they drove 3 hours to surprise him.

What a bitch.

[Rausch]

1) Only tell it in person. My father in law is so foul a human being the least of his crimes (literally) would be how he treated his kids.

2) One of my wife's friends (now dead) talked about how open minded her bf was because he'd let her use a strap-on and nail him.

She walked out of the bar one day to catch him tugging a guy and blowing another...

[TimBone]

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

Backstory:

You Rico'd it.

[A1DonkKiller]

Quote: gblowfish

Dude, it said in this story that Audrey was a whore. Lucky she didn't give you AIDS.


Yeah, not gonna lie, I was paranoid that I got some shit for a little bit. She wasn't a whore... she didn't get paid for being a slut.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by A1DonkKiller

Quote: gblowfish

Dude, it said in this story that Audrey was a whore. Lucky she didn't give you AIDS.


Yeah, not gonna lie, I was paranoid that I got some shit for a little bit. She wasn't a whore... she didn't get paid for being a slut.

You might want to re-read the news article.

[CoMoChief]

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson

You Rico'd it.

I'm not sure what this means.

[notorious]

"I know the reason why I got out of there and left, this guy and his boyfriend were fighting and the female was calling the police," Braxton told The Associated Press. "I grabbed my [stuff] and left."

[hometeam]

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

I'm not sure what this means.

You made a long and verbose post about the subject at hand.

[A1DonkKiller]

QUOTE=Brock

Was that in '08? Because in 08 he was arrested for drugs and patronizing a prostitute

No, it was around 2006.

[A1DonkKiller]

QUOTE=Rain Man

You might want to re-read the news article.

She was giving it away for free.

At one point in time, her friend and her were talking about me being their pimp. Not saying she didn't turn in to one, but at that time, those expectations were still in the working.

[ghak99]

A serious girlfriend from back in the day, at least 10 years ago, cheated on me and married my best friend ~6 months later. I found out she was cheating when she left her email account open on the computer and had the privilege of reading his dumb ass email worded like it was from a Mid-evil aged Fax on extacy laced with Viagra. Every time I read "My Lady" in it I wanted to choke her dumb ass and put a bullet in his head for being gay. NTTIAWWT It's a Rico story with some hilarious shit in it, but who has time to read those posts. The good part is I still get random cell pics of her tits despite whoever the newest loser she's living with is.

From the getting caught thread...

Originally Posted by ghak99

I had been basically staying with a girl who worked nights. It was too long of a drive to take this bar whore back to my place so I figured wtf, I'll take her to the girlfriend's place while she's at work. HORRIBLE ****ing idea! It was hot and her face was a 2 so I had turned the ceiling fan on and lights off. Keep in mind this is one of those fans that go so fast you think they're going to fly off the ceiling and kill you. I wasn't watching the clock and unknown to me the girlfriend had came home for lunch. The bar whore was making some noise during some reverse cowgirl when the girlfriend comes busting through the door and attempts to jump up on the bed yelling. All I heard was her yelling and screaming come to a dead stop during a huge "thud thud thud" and her crash to the floor. She didn't just hit the ceiling fan, she had stuck her whole ****ing head in it and broke one of the wooden blades off. She was knocked out cold on the floor and blood was starting to run out of her forehead. As I try to stop the bleeding with a boner the drunken bar whore slurs out "is she dead?". Sitting in a waiting room of an emergency room with a furious and bleeding girlfriend you just got caught cheating on is not fun. To make it even better, while we were waiting for her forehead to numb the mother ****ing Dr. asked why she jumped on the bed with the fan on.

Originally Posted by ghak99

I had to throw game at this girl for two whole semesters before finally sealing the deal. She was getting off like she hadn't had pole in years when about that time her girlfriend barged in the door yelling and screaming just as I started to pump a load out. She spun from doggy to confront the bull so quickly she caught the last spurt right in the eye as I was trying to crawl over her to get to my clothes. Pissed off lesbians get crazy WAY faster than straight bitches. In the middle of the screaming I heard "would you just let me get the cum out of my eye" as I was headed out the door.

[Mr. Plow]

Originally Posted by dmahurin

I was married to my ex for 6 years. Came home from work one night and was sitting on the couch next to her watching tv. She was messing around on her phone for a while and then I get a text. It read "sorry babe, I'm sitting on the couch next to Drew, I'll call you later, love you". Well, I'm Drew.

I don't mean to laugh, but damn.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

CoMo's story was great. I just wish I knew what apt. complex this was.

[TimBone]

When I got to my first duty station in the army, there was a slutty chick sleeping with every dude in the barracks. She may as well have had a "Now Serving" sign(the kind you see at the barber or DMV) hanging outside of her room.

Anyways, one of the dudes she's banging falls in love with her, and married her. They were married for about two weeks and still living in the barracks when he gets orders to an Army Training across post. He's got to go live on that side of post and pretty much be on lockdown for the whole six weeks he's there.

As soon as he's gone, she's back to her old ways. Banging every dude in the Barracks. I don't know how, but he got word of it. He snuck out of that Training one night, walked across post, and showed up back in our barracks. Late that night while everyone was sleeping, three gunshots rang in the air. When the Military Police entered the room they found both of them dead. He had shot her twice and then blew his own brains out.