Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE

[bigbucks24]

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Funny, I bought two $100 gift certificates for $80 each at these two restaurants we like to go to over the holidays. My wife lost them both. After that she gets all angry implying they were ripped off if I didn't move them. What pisses me off is all the drama, if they are stolen they are gone and getting upset isn't bringing them back it's just ruining my day. Naturally she finds them later but at least she admitted putting them there. Gift cards are a great idea in general for retailers or restaurants. I wonder what percentage never get used.

About 20% never get used, according to Groupon and LivingSocial.

[notorious]

She can't effieciently fill a dishwasher to save her life.

Frying pan on the cup shelf?

[Frazod]

This is a very old thread (bumped for reasons I can't really fathom), and it's not like stuff hasn't vanished into the Wife Zone in the same way since.

Including two tickets to a Bears/Chiefs game...... just gone with the wind.

She's still alive because (a) they were free, and (b) the Chiefs totally sucked at the time and ending up losing the game.

But still.....

Now I just hide stuff from her.

[wutamess]

My wife will spend all freaking day out and about running errands... As soon as she gets home she'll want me to go to the store to get tampons or prescription filled or whatever. I be like, "WTF? you passed all of those places and didn't think to go to them?" I then am belittled with, "she forgot, she can't remember everything" insert whatever excuse.

Needless to say. I'm into lesson teaching. Unless I'm in the mood she's not going to keep doing that to me.

[Pioli Zombie]

****ing other people, divorcing me, taking all my money, and ****ing up my kids.

Originally Posted by wutamess

Needless to say. I'm into lesson teaching. Unless I'm in the mood she's not going to keep doing that to me.

You should keep doing it for her. By all accounts you should be married to a 450 lbs sweaty gal. But somehow you got a hottie. You have to do something to make it up to your charitable wife. She should qualify for a 501c3 designation just based off of marrying you.

[phisherman]

Originally Posted by Phobia

You should keep doing it for her. By all accounts you should be married to a 450 lbs sweaty gal. But somehow you got a hottie. You have to do something to make it up to your charitable wife. She should qualify for a 501c3 designation just based off of marrying you.

wisdom right there.

[ShortRoundChief]

Originally Posted by wutamess

My wife will spend all freaking day out and about running errands... As soon as she gets home she'll want me to go to the store to get tampons or prescription filled or whatever. I be like, "WTF? you passed all of those places and didn't think to go to them?" I then am belittled with, "she forgot, she can't remember everything" insert whatever excuse.

Needless to say. I'm into lesson teaching. Unless I'm in the mood she's not going to keep doing that to me.

Your going to teach her a lesson alright. You're going to teach her to get a **** buddy who isn't an asshole.

[MIAdragon]

Originally Posted by wutamess

My wife will spend all freaking day out and about running errands... As soon as she gets home she'll want me to go to the store to get tampons or prescription filled or whatever. I be like, "WTF? you passed all of those places and didn't think to go to them?" I then am belittled with, "she forgot, she can't remember everything" insert whatever excuse.

Needless to say. I'm into lesson teaching. Unless I'm in the mood she's not going to keep doing that to me.

Think I may have married her twin.

[boogblaster]

everything ......

[1ChiefsDan]

Breathe?

[Bane]

For me its naming 2 and 3 other jobs I need to do as I'm working on one already.I can never just work on one goddamn thing at a time.

[notorious]

Originally Posted by Bane

For me its naming 2 and 3 other jobs I need to do as I'm working on one already.I can never just work on one goddamn thing at a time.

That's the "Foreman" mentality. I ended that shit within the first 3 months of knowing my wife.


I hate people that don't know shit about what I am doing trying to tell me how to do it. When they say,"You should...." I finish their sentence "be quiet unless you are an expert at __________.".

Gets them every time.

[Bane]

Originally Posted by notorious

That's the "Foreman" mentality. I ended that shit within the first 3 months of knowing my wife.


I hate people that don't know shit about what I am doing trying to tell me how to do it. When they say,"You should...." I finish their sentence "be quiet unless you are an expert at __________.".

Gets them every time.

[TinyEvel]

She makes me watch some shit she has on the DVr like Will and Grace or The Kathy Griffin show and then when I don't laugh she says, "C'mon, Isn't that funny?"

(NO IT'S NOT FUNNY TO ME! I'M TINY MOTHERFOCKING EVEL! I'M THE FUNNIEST MOTHERFOCKER IN THE ROOM!.....SAMMICH, NOW! No? Beej then? No again? What? you want a glass of water? Even though you just came upstairs from the kitchen? Okay, I'll be right back...what? oh ,and stop making so much cursing noise while I'm playing PS3 later? okay, sorry..I didn't realize, cuz, you know, I'm wearing the headphones so as not to bother you...alrighty, I'll be right back with that water...)