Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on. - Page 2

R&GHomer · 11-03-2004, 06:57 PM

I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top.

Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out.

Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.

**Donger** · 11-03-2004, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SaintMcManus

No its the BLIND girls he needs to go after.

Blind girls are great.

Brando · 11-03-2004, 07:13 PM

Man..all I can think of is Egg Salad mixed with a dirty ashtray after re-reading about the clothes.

R&GHomer · 11-03-2004, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

why am I having flashbacks to either an SNL or a MadTV skit with a deaf dominatrix

[crack belt]Dnats a mban ndog [crack belt] ooooh, nyou nlike nat, doooon nyou....nay nmy mnaaame

Ding, Ding, Ding.... That's exactly what it's like.

Pants · 11-03-2004, 07:15 PM

But seriously you slide a not underneath their door saying that your son gets freaked out everytime they are having loud sex or something. Be like, "maybe you don't realize it since you are DEAF, but you say some weird ass things really loud when you have fat sex." Also tell them that they shouldn't be spreading their genes around.

**Rain Man** · 11-03-2004, 07:18 PM

Here's an idea. Whenever they start making...those...noises, run over there and ring their doorbell and then run off. Or just stand there. It won't matter.

**Iowanian** · 11-03-2004, 07:19 PM

Tell her in a note that her, taking a meatcicle in the bung, she sounds like a constipated dinosaur.

OOAAAAUUUURRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHNNGG!!!!!

R&GHomer · 11-03-2004, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Here's an idea. Whenever they start making...those...noises, run over there and ring their doorbell and then run off. Or just stand there. It won't matter.

LOL unfortunately, I can imagine the look on her face as the red lights start flashing all over the house.

Pants · 11-03-2004, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by R&GHomer

LOL unfortunately, I can imagine the look on her face as the red lights start flashing all over the house.

Why not do it? Have some cake with you and invite yourslef over, lol. I mean she's fat, no matter how much embarrassed she'll be once she sees the cake she'll open the door.

Brando · 11-03-2004, 07:35 PM

You should throw a flaming back of shit in her window every time she's about to climax.
After a few times that should condition her to never want to orgasm again and take away her sexual appetite.

R&GHomer · 11-03-2004, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Tell her in a note that her, taking a meatcicle in the bung, she sounds like a constipated dinosaur.

OOAAAAUUUURRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHNNGG!!!!!

I wish it only sounded like a constipated dinosaur. At least then it would be a constant stream of indiscernible noise.

Brando · 11-03-2004, 07:40 PM

You could always call the cops and tell them that your neighbor is raping a rhino.
I'm sure if you put the phone up to the wall so that they could hear it they would show up.
Imagine seeing that on Cops!

R&GHomer · 11-03-2004, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Metrolike

Why not do it? Have some cake with you and invite yourslef over, lol. I mean she's fat, no matter how much embarrassed she'll be once she sees the cake she'll open the door.

Simply... I'm afraid she would drag me in and I'd have to fight my way out.

I neglected to describe her husband / boyfriend. He has to be at least 6 ft 3” 340. Long hair, big beard and rides around on an old style bicycle with one of those huge seats. Even has a ringer.

Brando · 11-03-2004, 08:06 PM

Wad dime duth da mooooobie tart?

11-03-2004, 08:06 PM

I have a temporary solution I'd like to suggest:

Salt peter

I'm unsure of where you may acquire the stuff, but it probably wouldn't do you a bit of good to ask Mr. Janikowski.

11-03-2004, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by R&GHomer

I neglected to describe her husband / boyfriend. He has to be at least 6 ft 3” 340. Long hair, big beard and rides around on an old style bicycle with one of those huge seats. Even has a ringer.

Wow. TMI, I'm afraid. I don't even want to know how you acquired this bit of knowledge....

11-03-2004, 06:57 PM
R&GHomer Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $10004900	Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on. I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top. Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out. Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.
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Brando Swiss Family GRobinson Join Date: Sep 2004 Casino cash: $7594036	You should throw a flaming back of shit in her window every time she's about to climax. After a few times that should condition her to never want to orgasm again and take away her sexual appetite.
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11-03-2004, 07:40 PM	#26
Brando Swiss Family GRobinson Join Date: Sep 2004 Casino cash: $7594036	You could always call the cops and tell them that your neighbor is raping a rhino. I'm sure if you put the phone up to the wall so that they could hear it they would show up. Imagine seeing that on Cops!
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11-03-2004, 08:06 PM	#28
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11-03-2004, 08:06 PM	#29
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