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Old 01-24-2006, 11:25 AM  
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that time of month
I'm sure there have been numerous threads about this, but fuck!!!! My normally sane, laid back, calm, logical wife turns in to a meat grinder during her time of the month. It is so obvious when she's about to start. It only last a few days, but I have to spend a few days with a woman that has a persoality that I would never, ever want to hang out with. She's even combatative with our 7 year old daughter. I want to explain to my daughter that now is not the time to question anything mommy does, but when my daughter asks why, (which 7 year olds do all the time) I wouldn't know what to tell her. So basically, she's on her own. I told her this morning (my daughter) to make sure she stops and thinks about what she's going to say before she says it and to not talk back to mommy. What I really wanted to say is mommy's about to have her period and women turn in to b*tches when they have their period. But I didn't. My wife's nose actually turns a little rosy colored when she's about to start. At that point, I know that the meat grinder is about to arrive.
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Old 01-24-2006, 11:57 AM   #16
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My current wife is pretty mild. My ex-wife was so bad the cops were called during her cycle many times. No joke. I'm so glad I left that Jerry Springer episode.

You need a method in which to demonstrate to your wife that she is a problem during her cycle. You should tape her and then when her cycle is over, carefully broach the topic and ask if she's interested in hearing the tape. Once she hears that she'll be willing to consider medication. My wife and I have a catch phrase that she understands immediately. Sometimes she's even the one to invoke the catch phrase - "maybe I (you) need a happy pill".
I suggest you do this secretly.

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Husband: To show you later what kind of a psychotic bitch you are when it's "your time".

Wife: *loading pistol*

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Old 01-24-2006, 11:58 AM   #17
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Expect Mer to come on here and tell you it's all your fault.
It is, women are never responsible for the way they treat people during their visit. This is the only thing that gets me going about the whole thing. Women have periods, that causes mood swings. Fine, I'm more than willing to accept that. But the thinking that its our fault for complaining if the symptoms start to wear thin and offering suggestions to ease the difficulty really gets me. Its used as an excuse by some (READ THAT AGAIN, I SAID SOME!) to be complete bitches. The same kind of people who fine excuses for all their bad behavior.
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Old 01-24-2006, 12:00 PM   #18
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Dude, I feel your pain as well.

I think bringing it up NOT during that time of the month is the key.
Explain to her how much you care about her and your relationship, and how it hurts you to see her talk that way to the kids and you know it's not her fault (this is a big part).

I bet there are forums where you can get professional advice opn how to approach this.

My dad knew my mom was pregnant with me because she wasn't getting b*#chy after 28 days.
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Old 01-24-2006, 12:01 PM   #19
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I once made the mistake of telling my wife the old, "Don't trust a creature that bleeds 12 times a year but doesn't die" joke during one of her periods.

She didn't find it amusing at all.
At least you survived, I bet there wasn't a set of knives around when that happened.
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Old 01-24-2006, 12:02 PM   #20
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It's kind of the way I act after we lose games like the Philly and Dallas games. But only for a day.
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Old 01-24-2006, 12:06 PM   #21
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It's kind of the way I act after we lose games like the Philly and Dallas games. But only for a day.
Amen to that. My wife has taken the kids out and left me to stew after some of the Chiefs' loses. And never gives me too much grief over it too.
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A) are my ticket to the Hall of Fame.
B) would be better if they tasted like fruit and were shaped like various Flintstones characters.
C) are not for me, because I find that cocaine aids my performance much more effectively.
D) apparently worked for Rodney Harrison.
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Old 01-24-2006, 12:10 PM   #22
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If you have the kind of wife that lets you get her in the ass during that time of the month it makes all the bitching worthwhile. But for those of us that dont it sucks!
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Old 01-24-2006, 12:14 PM   #23
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If you have the kind of wife that lets you get her in the ass during that time of the month it makes all the bitching worthwhile. But for those of us that dont it sucks!
What, no red-wings?
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A) are my ticket to the Hall of Fame.
B) would be better if they tasted like fruit and were shaped like various Flintstones characters.
C) are not for me, because I find that cocaine aids my performance much more effectively.
D) apparently worked for Rodney Harrison.
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Old 01-24-2006, 12:49 PM   #24
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FYI being on the pill helps smooth out the moodiness of PMS, among other things. If she's not on the pill and you've considered it for whatever reason, then this is another reason to consider her taking it.

It does, of course, have some negative side effects as well, but in your case the plusses could outweigh the minuses.
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Old 01-24-2006, 12:51 PM   #25
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Old 01-24-2006, 01:03 PM   #26
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If you have the kind of wife that lets you get her in the ass during that time of the month it makes all the bitching worthwhile.

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Old 01-24-2006, 01:18 PM   #27
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I have been married almost 2 years... and if I have learned anything, is to remember when she starts because she turns into a moody *you-know-what.. I just leave her alone as much as possible, she'll find me when she wants to be nice!
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Old 01-24-2006, 01:21 PM   #28
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M e n o p a u s e

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How did I spell relief?

M e n o p a u s e

Ahhhhhh...........
The problem with that is you go from having to put up with the roller coaster and getting some occasionally to getting nothing. I'm think most agree its an ok trade-off.
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