"All Idiot Team" Contract And Demands Thread...Place Your Demands Here!!

[Bwana]

Greetings fellow idiots. Now is the time to step up to the plate and tell me what you want regarding your compensation for being a member of the "All Idiot Team."

Remember now, this is a low budget outfit and from what I can see, at least 20% of it has to go for my suits, teeth cleanings, alligator shoes, our beer budget and the girls/cheerleaders form this all girl dancing club you guys keep taking about.

With this in mind, lets hear it! <BR>

I DEMAND that jalepeno poppers be made available for purchase by our fans!

[Otter]

After last weeks performance I demand all my PR/KR personal are standard issued the below piece of equipment. Rear view mirrors will be added if deemed neccesary and your face masks correspond with team budget.

This means YOU Mlysond!!!!

[img]http://surfree.homestead.com/ottersden/files/helmetglove.jpg[/img]

I stress toughness!!!

[This message has been edited by Otter (edited 12-21-2000).]

[bkkcoh]

[b]Sundays off[/b]

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Brian K.

[b]Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
[/b][i]George Burns </I>

[Mi_chief_fan]

Homemade footballs. Now that's thinking. I'm sorry, we'll have to work 7 days a week in order to really not make this a success.

Fans & players alike will be able to get jalepeno poppers. In fact, linemen must eat a plateful between series. It's our secret weapon.

[Luzap]

As one of the four original founding members of this team (appointed by our benefactor ~ Pachfan), I expect to be treated like royalty.

All (cheerleaders) must obey my every command.

Luz
also wants royalties on all Media Guides...

[mlyonsd]

ROFLMAO@Otter.

Since we are in contract negotiations I will wear your proposed equipment only under the following conditions:

1. I'm left handed. (Not sure if that matters with the emplyoment of the equipment)
2. I refuse to be the laughing stock of this team, whoever laughs at me gets an automatic fine.
3. I'm OK with the face mask, I was wondering how I was going to drink beer through a real one anyway.
3. I want the side mirrors, those big ones like on a semi. I can use them as weapons and I'll bet the chics will dig them.
4. For games on hot days I reserve the right to wear shorts and a cape.
5. To take my place on the field I want KCWolf to drive me into position on the John Deere Gator.
6. When introduced, the announcer uses my new nickname, "Spazmania".
7. One of the cheerleaders rubs my feet while I am on the sideline.

[Baby Lee]

Bring back 8-Track.

[Mark M]

My demands are simple:

1. I will always be the starter, regardless of whether or not I win a playoff game.
2. No shotgun formation (see #3 for why).
3. Cameron's uni will consist of a thong, helmet, shoes and a smile. That's it.
4. Before each game, instead of touching the sign like they do at Notre Dame or rubbing the Lion ala Penn State, we all get to kick Packfan in the nuts.
5. No cheap beer. I can only drink Guiness, Bass Ale, any Boulevard product or Warsteiner. Rolling Rock is okay, too. Otherwise, I will guarantee no playoff wins.
6. A new car to replace my wife's '91 Tempo she wrecked last week. A Mercedes will do nicely.

MM
~~Doesn't think he's that demading.

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[Gaz]

I refuse to pay more than $20 per game.

xoxo~
gaz
driving a hard bargain.<BR>

[ROYC75]

I want to be OLB on a blindside blitz...QB (Ken Packfan) not looking at me coming in! :D

Still would hold out for a cool 1 Million! (After the Sack) Nice reward!

I have a list of demands...or the woman gets it...oops, wrong note..

1. I want to have my own sponsors..I like the Nascar Idea..you smokers can be sponsored by winston for ex..

2. I want the theme from the "good, bad, and the ugly" played during my introduction.

3. I want the song "breakin the law, breakin the law" played every time i'm fined for an illegal hit...

4. Beer at halftime...

5.when i'm hurt, i want to "soak it in-cider"

[Dartgod]

I have no demands. I will play for free. The reason is simple. My welfare check is more than enough to cover my trailer house payments.

As the masseuse, I demand that we get some male cheerleaders for me to "massage".

[ROYC75]

That's it...I want to be a cheerleader ! NOW!

I'm the Head Cheerleader too! :D

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[This message has been edited by ROYC75 (edited 12-21-2000).]

i don't want to be the "head cheerleader" but i might be game for some "cheerleader head" ;)

not you either roy :)

[This message has been edited by Iowanian (edited 12-21-2000).]