American Idol. Simon called a contestant a monkey - Page 2

Eric · 01-18-2007, 01:06 PM

I don't watch that show but was flipping channels and caught it.

The guy looked strange and was very stupid or reeruned.

Funny. Don't have the video though

**Baby Lee** · 01-18-2007, 01:28 PM

Couldn't place where I'd heard that annoying tenor to Darwin/Misha Chokesondik's voice.
Then it hit me, she's the female Tony Radliff.

bogie · 01-18-2007, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pak1983

that show is scripted, complete filth!

If someone voluntarily signs their name to a contract, how can that be considered predatory?

If you can only get credit at 2000% interest you probably shouldn't be borrowing money at all.

These people think reality TV is reality.

BIG_DADDY · 01-18-2007, 01:31 PM

Boy that Simon really knows how to party.

listopencil · 01-18-2007, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by bogie

If someone voluntarily signs their name to a contract, how can that be considered predatory?

If you can only get credit at 2000% interest you probably shouldn't be borrowing money at all.

These people think reality TV is reality.

But what is more valuable? A DE or a DT? I think we need a DT but I've heard that they take longer to devlop. Also, other teams are looking for D-Line help. Including you guys. We have the picks to move up to #12 overall (trade with Buffalo) and I'd like to do that to take a blue chip DT and hope for an immediate impact.

bogie · 01-18-2007, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

But what is more valuable? A DE or a DT? I think we need a DT but I've heard that they take longer to devlop. Also, other teams are looking for D-Line help. Including you guys. We have the picks to move up to #12 overall (trade with Buffalo) and I'd like to do that to take a blue chip DT and hope for an immediate impact.

I think we should concentrate on the O-line. If we can protect our QB we can win more games.

Pitt Gorilla · 01-18-2007, 02:23 PM

Do people still watch this show?

ChiefsCountry · 01-18-2007, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

Do people still watch this show?

Highest rated show on tv.

siberian khatru · 01-18-2007, 02:35 PM

Simon can forget about running for the Senate in Virginia.

**BigRedChief** · 01-18-2007, 02:41 PM

Clerks2:
Randal Graves: Since when did "porch monkey" suddenly become a racial slur?
Dante Hicks: When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago.
Randal Graves: Oh bullshit. My grandmother used to call me a 'Porch monkey' all the time when I was a kid because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors.
Dante Hicks: Despite the fact that your grandmother might've used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur. It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little kike.
Randal Graves: No it is not. Plus my grandmother had nothing but the upmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid, she'd always tell me to treat the Jewish kids well or they'd put the sheeny curse on me.
Dante Hicks: WHAT THE ****, MAN?
Randal Graves: What?
Dante Hicks: Sheeny is a racial slur, too!
Randal Graves: No it is not.
Dante Hicks: Yes, it is!
Randal Graves: Well, she never called any Jews "sheeny," she just used to say "sheeny curse" a lot. It was cute.
Dante Hicks: It wasn't cute! It was racist!
Randal Graves: I disagree, man, she was just an oldtimer. That's the way people talked back then. Didn't mean they were racist... But my grandmother did refer to a broken bottle once as a "****** knife."
[Dante stares in horror]
Randal Graves: You know, come to think of it, my grandmother *was* kind of a racist.
Dante Hicks: YOU THINK?

[a bunch of cops and fireman run into Mooby's and see the "interspecies erotica"]
Fireman: What the ****?
[the donkey brays as the Police Officer sees Randal's "Porch Monkey 4 Life" shirt]
Officer: [shouting] PORCH MONKEY?
Randal Graves: Oh, no no, it's cool, I'm taking it back.

DT4everaChief · 01-18-2007, 03:26 PM

Funny. Don't have the video though[/QUOTE]
The guy looked strange and was very stupid or reeruned.

The guy Simon was referring to looked like Maliki from the children of the corn movie.

Jilly · 01-18-2007, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess

That shit was funny as hell.
Simon actually told him he had big ass eyes and looked like a "bush baby".

Even Paula fell out of her chair and had to sit on the floor behind her seat while Simon was blasting the guy. So far he was this years William Hung.

Paula would fall out of anything, what's wrong with her this season? She seems completely drugged.

Coach · 01-18-2007, 03:35 PM

His friend wasn't no good either.

I was laughing hard and before he came on the stage, I was typing out:

"We want Chubby!" *clap, clap, clap clap clap*

BIG_DADDY · 01-18-2007, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Boy that Simon really knows how to party.

I wish I had the rest of these pictures. This is the only one I saved. One thing is for sure, Simon prefers the young tenderoni's.

**Baby Lee** · 01-18-2007, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach

His friend wasn't no good either.

I was laughing hard and before he came on the stage, I was typing out:

"We want Chubby!" *clap, clap, clap clap clap*

The love child of Bruce Valanch and Ralphie Wiggum.

Thig Lyfe · 01-18-2007, 03:48 PM

You know, we have an official thread for this.

01-18-2007, 01:06 PM
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01-18-2007, 02:41 PM	#24
BigRedChief Has a particular set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the water Casino cash: $-591038 VARSITY	Clerks2: Randal Graves: Since when did "porch monkey" suddenly become a racial slur? Dante Hicks: When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago. Randal Graves: Oh bullshit. My grandmother used to call me a 'Porch monkey' all the time when I was a kid because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors. Dante Hicks: Despite the fact that your grandmother might've used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur. It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little kike. Randal Graves: No it is not. Plus my grandmother had nothing but the upmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid, she'd always tell me to treat the Jewish kids well or they'd put the sheeny curse on me. Dante Hicks: WHAT THE **, MAN? Randal Graves: What? Dante Hicks: Sheeny is a racial slur, too! Randal Graves: No it is not. Dante Hicks: Yes, it is! Randal Graves: Well, she never called any Jews "sheeny," she just used to say "sheeny curse" a lot. It was cute. Dante Hicks: It wasn't cute! It was racist! Randal Graves: I disagree, man, she was just an oldtimer. That's the way people talked back then. Didn't mean they were racist... But my grandmother did refer to a broken bottle once as a "**** knife." [Dante stares in horror] Randal Graves: You know, come to think of it, my grandmother was kind of a racist. Dante Hicks: YOU THINK? [a bunch of cops and fireman run into Mooby's and see the "interspecies erotica"] Fireman: What the ***? [the donkey brays as the Police Officer sees Randal's "Porch Monkey 4 Life" shirt] Officer: [shouting] PORCH MONKEY? Randal Graves*: Oh, no no, it's cool, I'm taking it back. __________________ Mahomes is not a game manager. Release the Kraken.
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01-18-2007, 03:26 PM	#25
DT4everaChief Rock Chalk Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: KC Casino cash: $10004900	Funny. Don't have the video though[/QUOTE] The guy looked strange and was very stupid or reeruned. The guy Simon was referring to looked like Maliki from the children of the corn movie.
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