Mall Kiosk Salespeople

[macdawg]

Wednesday around noon I was off of work and was going to do my girlfriend a favor and needed to go to Independence Center to get her something.

The mall is pretty dead and I'm on my way out of the mall wearing Chiefs sweats that I only have for doing housework and working out in, a t-shirt and a brown Rambo coat and some chick yells 'excuse me sir may I ask you a question' and waves me over.

Not thinking I walked over to her thinking she needs directions or something, I didn't even think she worked at the mall. Next thing I know she goes into a long long winded sales pitch about dead sea lotion or some crap, couldn't really understand she spoke so fast.

Tried to interrupt her to say no but it was impossible to get a word in and next thing I know she starts putting some lotion crap on my hands & having me rub my hands together then drying them off.

Assuming I was going to buy it she asked if I just wanted the hand scrub or body lotion also?

Finally.....I had a chance to speak, felt like the kid in the movie Waiting that never gets a chance to speak, I just laughed and said I just thought you had a quick question but appreciate you showing me your stuff and walked off while she was still talking.

My girlfriend knows who these Isreali lotion salespeople are in the malls and laughed hysterically about this story and how they chose to pitch me since I am not metro in any way.

Any of you know what I'm talking about???

Here are vids I found on youtube of these obnoxious salesgirls:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kykuv...eature=related

salesgirl really going after this guy lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAtRZDeXsyg