All-Idiot Team Offseason Moves - Page 3

Mark M · 02-21-2001, 01:47 PM

Now that the season is over, it is time to decide what to do with free agents and those people who have left and/or retired. If Bwana decides you should not be on the team, all I can say is "Duck and cover."

The roster will be in four parts.

The order of player listings is:
Position
Person
College
2000 statistics
"Salary cap" demands.

If you demanded somethng at the beginning of the year but did not receive it, get over it. We’re on a budget here.

For all that don’t know the history, our resident troll, Packfan, named a few of us to his "All-Idiot Team." Well, we ran with it. Many may have thought we fumbled, but after further review, it looks like we recovered.

And before any of you post it ... yes, I do realize that I really need a hobby. And don't take any of this personal ... it's supposed to be a joke. :D

* Means the person is a FA
** Means the position is open and resumes are to be submitted.

[Edited by Mark M on 02-21-2001 at 01:51 PM]

DiscoJones · 02-22-2001, 02:56 PM

Mark M - That's far out, baby. You put the groove in groovy!

Now, if I don't get my boogie shoes, I'm gonna hustle on down to the bus stop and turn this beat around. I gotta keep on dancin' and if that means I gotta join the XFL Idiot Team than I'm gonna do what I gotta do to keep stayin' alive. (BTW - Do you think, if I make the team, that I can have "Supafreak" stiched on my jersey?)

**morphius** · 02-22-2001, 03:16 PM

I'm still just disappointed that I can't even be on this team because Packfan will not call me an idiot.

Mi_chief_fan · 02-22-2001, 03:42 PM

Morphius & DiscoJones,

As the owner/punter, I can invite you both to mini-camp and see what we can do for you in terms of a roster spot. DiscoJones should be pretty easy: team DJ.

We'll have the Bwana discuss your options with you both.

bishop_74 · 02-22-2001, 04:04 PM

That was GREAT! Is there any kind of dress code... on AND off of the field?

**morphius** · 02-22-2001, 04:11 PM

Bishop - After meeting many of the people on this BB, full clothing is mandatory. :)

**Bwana** · 02-22-2001, 05:41 PM

Morph: Clothing is a relative term. :)

Raiderhater · 02-22-2001, 08:19 PM

Hot dang! I went from being the youth movement, to being the vice president of the youth movement. I am moving up in the world.

Bwana,
that had better not be a forged signature of Rush Limbaugh; I wan't the real deal. Just know that I also have guns;)

02-23-2001, 03:48 PM

Mark,

Alright, someone is going to get a call from my Friggin agent....What is this "antlerless only" crap....I'm holding out until this is renegotiated....

i have some demands.

1. My deer tag will be either sex
2. My recreational tags will be "female only"
3. I need some warmer boots and 3-D realtree camo
4. My jersey will say [b]"I VANILLA THUNDER"[/b] on the back in the spirit of XFL
5. Someone is paying my late hit fines....I do hafta eat.
6.would like a clean red pony, not a little kids pony, but a big kids pony.
7. GI Joe with kung fu grip
8.Sponsorships from Prilosec and Bud Light.

that is all i desire for a 3 year cap friendly extension.

02-22-2001, 02:56 PM	#31
DiscoJones The kick is up, it's GOOD Join Date: Sep 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Mark M - That's far out, baby. You put the groove in groovy! Now, if I don't get my boogie shoes, I'm gonna hustle on down to the bus stop and turn this beat around. I gotta keep on dancin' and if that means I gotta join the XFL Idiot Team than I'm gonna do what I gotta do to keep stayin' alive. (BTW - Do you think, if I make the team, that I can have "Supafreak" stiched on my jersey?)
Posts: 246

02-22-2001, 03:16 PM	#32
morphius World's finest morphius Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $5835027	I'm still just disappointed that I can't even be on this team because Packfan will not call me an idiot.
Posts: 26,022

02-22-2001, 03:42 PM	#33
Mi_chief_fan There was an idea..... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Murfreesboro,TN Casino cash: $9942966	Morphius & DiscoJones, As the owner/punter, I can invite you both to mini-camp and see what we can do for you in terms of a roster spot. DiscoJones should be pretty easy: team DJ. We'll have the Bwana discuss your options with you both. __________________ Bandwagon Predators Fan!
Posts: 3,518

02-22-2001, 04:04 PM	#34
bishop_74 Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Denver, CO. USA Casino cash: $8654993	That was GREAT! Is there any kind of dress code... on AND off of the field?
Posts: 3,642

02-22-2001, 04:11 PM	#35
morphius World's finest morphius Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $5835027	Bishop - After meeting many of the people on this BB, full clothing is mandatory. :)
Posts: 26,022

02-21-2001, 01:47 PM
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	Now that the season is over, it is time to decide what to do with free agents and those people who have left and/or retired. If Bwana decides you should not be on the team, all I can say is "Duck and cover." The roster will be in four parts. The order of player listings is: Position Person College 2000 statistics "Salary cap" demands. If you demanded somethng at the beginning of the year but did not receive it, get over it. We’re on a budget here. For all that don’t know the history, our resident troll, Packfan, named a few of us to his "All-Idiot Team." Well, we ran with it. Many may have thought we fumbled, but after further review, it looks like we recovered. And before any of you post it ... yes, I do realize that I really need a hobby. And don't take any of this personal ... it's supposed to be a joke. :D * Means the person is a FA ** Means the position is open and resumes are to be submitted. [Edited by Mark M on 02-21-2001 at 01:51 PM]
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02-22-2001, 05:41 PM	#36
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2136033647	Morph: Clothing is a relative term. :)
Posts: 70,474

02-22-2001, 08:19 PM	#37
Raiderhater Tried it on and it fit Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: A Webb of chaos Casino cash: $-1397979	Hot dang! I went from being the youth movement, to being the vice president of the youth movement. I am moving up in the world. Bwana, that had better not be a forged signature of Rush Limbaugh; I wan't the real deal. Just know that I also have guns;) __________________ "Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, and disregard of all the rules." -- George Orwell, Shooting an Elephant
Posts: 29,532

02-23-2001, 03:48 PM	#38
Iowanian Guest Casino cash: $	Mark, Alright, someone is going to get a call from my Friggin agent....What is this "antlerless only" crap....I'm holding out until this is renegotiated.... i have some demands. 1. My deer tag will be either sex 2. My recreational tags will be "female only" 3. I need some warmer boots and 3-D realtree camo 4. My jersey will say [b]"I VANILLA THUNDER"[/b] on the back in the spirit of XFL 5. Someone is paying my late hit fines....I do hafta eat. 6.would like a clean red pony, not a little kids pony, but a big kids pony. 7. GI Joe with kung fu grip 8.Sponsorships from Prilosec and Bud Light. that is all i desire for a 3 year cap friendly extension.
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