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Old 03-03-2007, 03:12 AM  
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So I'm selling a toddler bed to a family from Belton today and they brought a car so I had to disassemble it for them. I run around the back to my shop for an allen wrench and take the bed apart and load it up into their car for them.

Then when I go in search of my Dewalt cordless impact wrench tonight, it's not where I left it in the garage. My first thought is what you're thinking right now. But I like to give people the benefit of a doubt so I search the house, shop, garage, truck, and everywhere else high and low. Yup, the white trash snatched my drill while I wasn't looking. Can you believe that garbage? I don't even have a name on these people. Everything was done via email.

I'm going to have to get VERY creative to get that thing back. Wish me luck.
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Old 03-03-2007, 08:53 AM   #31
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Old 03-03-2007, 08:57 AM   #32
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Old 03-03-2007, 09:02 AM   #33
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Does the DeWalt fairy wear assless chaps and a toolbelt?
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Old 03-03-2007, 09:02 AM   #34
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Oh it happens. I had my expensive $25 scissors stolen by kids.
Recently, my wallet's gone from my purse...so counta ya blessings Mr. Phil.
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Old 03-03-2007, 09:04 AM   #35
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Old 03-03-2007, 09:05 AM   #36
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Bwana has always got some good idea's on getting even with folks.

Phobia, I'm sure glad this Dewalt tool showed up before you did something that you MIGHT have regretted.
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Old 03-03-2007, 12:18 PM   #37
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HAHAHAHAHAHA - the DeWalt fairy brought me a gift in the night.

My impact driver was sitting on my dresser where I placed it during a hastened moment before my wife and I left for an appointment yesterday afternoon. Heh. I'm so relieved and I feel so bad pointing the finger.

As the thread title says, sometimes I'm not too bright (plus I've been huffing paint fumes).
Never, EVER bring an impact driver into the bedroom. It scares the womenfolk.
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Old 03-03-2007, 12:51 PM   #38
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So what was the cunning plan?
Heh. I "met" the woman on craigslist. I know she has a 4 year old granddaughter (who the bed was for). So my plan was to post "free girl clothes in sizes 4T and 5/6 to a needy family" and wait for her response. Then I was planning to deliver the fictional clothes myself and confront them with some equally fictional security video of them fictionally stealing the drill and demand its return or I would take the video to the police.

I don't know how well it would have worked.
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Old 03-03-2007, 12:51 PM   #39
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Old 03-03-2007, 12:56 PM   #40
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Phobia, I'm sure glad this Dewalt tool showed up before you did something that you MIGHT have regretted.
I wouldn't have. I'm not that kind of guy. I've had plenty of people rip me off and the temptation to slash tires and pour sugar into gas tanks is strong but I can't bring myself to do it.
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Old 03-03-2007, 01:01 PM   #41
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I'm guessing a Dewalt is really good/expensive? Sorry to hear it. Can't wait to hear about your plan though. Also to have you find it misplaced later.
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I would love to discover I have misplaced it. I don't frequently misplace $300 tools that I just used last night though.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA - the DeWalt fairy brought me a gift in the night.

My impact driver was sitting on my dresser where I placed it during a hastened moment before my wife and I left for an appointment yesterday afternoon. Heh. I'm so relieved and I feel so bad pointing the finger.

As the thread title says, sometimes I'm not too bright (plus I've been huffing paint fumes).
Uh-huh.
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Old 03-03-2007, 01:02 PM   #42
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It was all your positive karma, Luv. Thank you very much. I owe you a beer.
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Old 03-03-2007, 01:05 PM   #43
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It was all your positive karma, Luv. Thank you very much. I owe you a beer.
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Old 03-03-2007, 01:12 PM   #44
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Old 03-03-2007, 01:14 PM   #45
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Oh it happens. I had my expensive $25 scissors stolen by kids.
Recently, my wallet's gone from my purse...so counta ya blessings Mr. Phil.
One of my labs stole $30 dollars out of my wife's purse and wallet last night. I'm guessing by the remains, it was a tasty snack.
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