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Old 07-06-2012, 11:12 PM   #1
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Good Lord, dude. I can't imagine a grown person crapping their pants.
I have about 50-60 pair of underwear. Every pair I've crapped in.

I had a couple sneezing attacks today. Sharted both times.
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Old 07-06-2012, 11:55 PM   #2
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I have about 50-60 pair of underwear. Every pair I've crapped in.

I had a couple sneezing attacks today. Sharted both times.
You have a better excuse than I had, bro.
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Old 07-08-2012, 03:23 PM   #3
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You have a better excuse than I had, bro.
Back when I was able bodied we were at an Intel job site & ended up working through lunch. I went over to the lunch tent to grab a bite. I forget what it was I ate, it wasn't but 2 hours later & I was sick as hell.
You know how when you're getting close to a toilet & it really starts coming on. That happened & the Porta Potty was occupied. I never made it to the next one.
Luckily we wore white coveralls so I was able to strip my pants/undies & do the Scottish kilt gig. Oh yeah, it was like 85-90 out so you can imagine how hot the Porta Potty was. I was drenched in sweat. It's tough to get undressed/dressed when you're in that small area & you're trying to avoid the nasty urinal.

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Old 07-23-2007, 10:55 PM   #4
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Why were u farting at the dinner table to begin with ?
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Old 07-23-2007, 10:56 PM   #5
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Why were u farting at the dinner table to begin with ?
Because he is teh Phobia and all should be honored to experience his farts.
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Old 07-24-2007, 02:12 AM   #6
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Because he is teh Phobia and all should be honored to experience his farts.
But what of his poop projectiles, Master?
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Old 07-24-2007, 05:38 AM   #7
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Old 07-24-2007, 06:13 AM   #8
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Solanaceaeflatuphobia: fear of tomato farts.
Actually, since it's Solanaceaeflatuphobia Wouldn't it just be the formal latin version of Phil's tomato sharts?
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Old 07-23-2007, 10:57 PM   #9
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Why were u farting at the dinner table to begin with ?
What is this.... some kind of gochiefs interview?
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Old 07-23-2007, 11:01 PM   #10
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What is this.... some kind of gochiefs interview?
As far as I'm concerned, you deserved to get some wetness for farting at the table.
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Old 07-23-2007, 11:12 PM   #11
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Old 07-23-2007, 11:14 PM   #12
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That shit happens to everyone. The runs are no joke. gotta jsut put the buttcheek squeeze. lol
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Old 07-24-2007, 02:11 AM   #13
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That shit happens to everyone. The runs are no joke. gotta jsut put the buttcheek squeeze. lol
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