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Old 06-16-2008, 06:31 PM  
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Have you ever seen someone drive...
off with the gas nozzle still attached to their car?


So I'm coming home from a practice session at the driving range about a half hour ago, and come up on a QuikTrip just as a STL County cop comes tearing out of the parking lot, going the same direction as me.

About 2 miles later, right near the front of our subdivision, I see what he was in such a hurry for.

Some woman had driven off with the nozzle still attached to the car, and had ripped the hose right from the pump.

The cop had her pulled over, and had the nozzle and about 5 feet of hose in his hand...

Anyone else ever seen some dumbass do this at a gas station?
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Old 06-17-2008, 01:21 AM   #31
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In Washington you can't even pump your own gas.
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Old 06-17-2008, 01:22 AM   #32
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In Washington you can't even pump your own gas.
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Old 06-17-2008, 01:26 AM   #33
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Oregon I mean. One of the two. I think it was maybe a law actually enacted by the gas station owners themselves. All it takes is a lit cigarette, or a stupid lady like this to cause a bunch of damage to your gas pumps. I bet it helps on their insurance too. As far as I know, the gas isn't even more expensive.
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Old 06-17-2008, 01:42 AM   #34
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Oregon I mean. One of the two. I think it was maybe a law actually enacted by the gas station owners themselves. All it takes is a lit cigarette, or a stupid lady like this to cause a bunch of damage to your gas pumps. I bet it helps on their insurance too. As far as I know, the gas isn't even more expensive.
As long as it isn't more expensive to the consumer then I guess it is OK. That would drive me nuts though.
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Old 06-17-2008, 07:36 AM   #35
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Oregon I mean. One of the two. I think it was maybe a law actually enacted by the gas station owners themselves. All it takes is a lit cigarette, or a stupid lady like this to cause a bunch of damage to your gas pumps. I bet it helps on their insurance too. As far as I know, the gas isn't even more expensive.
It isn't. They are generally cheaper than here in Washington.
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Old 06-17-2008, 07:39 AM   #36
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i hear about it all the time. people in too big of a hurry. I am surprised I haven't done it before
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Old 06-17-2008, 08:03 AM   #37
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I think it was maybe a law actually enacted by the gas station owners themselves. All it takes is a lit cigarette, or a stupid lady like this to cause a bunch of damage to your gas pumps. I bet it helps on their insurance too.
Its an employment law in Oregon. Keeps people employed.
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Old 06-17-2008, 08:07 AM   #38
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I need to work in oregan. My guideance counceler told me my future job would be pumping gas. It would be like my destany
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Old 06-17-2008, 08:13 AM   #39
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Its an employment law in Oregon. Keeps people employed.
Seems like you could just pay them to stay home.
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Old 06-17-2008, 08:18 AM   #40
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In Washington you can't even pump your own gas.
Last time I was out east, New Jersey was the same way.
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Seems like you could just pay them to stay home.
Seems less like welfare when you make them hang around the gas station for a while.
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