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Old 07-24-2011, 08:42 PM  
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One long lockout, and Jay Cutler is still a giant douchebag

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You've heard of the phrase, "outkicking your coverage" as it doesn't apply to football, right? If not, it's one way to describe that interesting phenomenon in which a guy somehow manages to become involved with a lady who's decidedly out of his league. Happens all the time, as it did to Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler(notes), when he hooked up with MTV/UPN/straight-to-DVD television personality Kristin Cavallari in the fall of 2010.

After a whirlwind courtship, the couple got engaged in April when Cutler popped the question in Mexico. Things appeared to be moving along very well. The NFL lockout certainly gave the two more time to be together, and according to People Magazine, Cavallari was busy planning the wedding that was supposed to happen soon.

However, we now have a sad update: Per that very same fountain of celebrity information, the wedding's now cancelled, and it was Cutler who broke it off.

"She got dumped," one source told People. "She's absolutely devastated. She can't believe this is happening. "She was planning her dream wedding, the date was set, the location — everything was set. She's in shock that the dream wedding she was planning is going to end this way."

Just last week. Cavallari tweeted this bit of excitement about her engagement party:

For those interested in the registry, the couple was set up at Crate and Barrel, as well as Williams-Sonoma.
For wedding guests willing to dig a little deeper, the soon-to-be newlyweds are also asking for a Williams-Sonoma copper stockpot ($429.95), a Williams-Sonoma 19-piece knife block set ($2,799.95) and a Breville smart oven ($249.95). For those who can't splurge, a $2.95 Crate & Barrel teabag rest plate shaped like a teapot also made the cut.

And then, out of nowhere, whammo. People also reported that Cavallari was spotted at The Beverly in Los Angeles on Saturday night, commiserating with friends and very much without her ring.

We dare not speculate what happened, but from Cutler's standpoint, this isn't just outkicking your coverage … it's punting to Devin Hester(notes) at the same time. A very strange occurrence, so close to the event.
I don't care what happened behind the scenes. Jay Cutler is a giant douchebag.
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Old 07-25-2011, 07:57 AM   #31
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Old 07-25-2011, 07:57 AM   #32
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um yeah

a nfl qb dating an F list reality star has been is not 'out kicking your coverage'....it's slumming
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Old 07-25-2011, 08:13 AM   #33
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um yeah

a nfl qb dating an F list reality star has been is not 'out kicking your coverage'....it's slumming
I've only heard one guy use this and it was in reference to his fiance spending like mad and expecting a $#it ton of stuff they couldn't afford.

I figure Guntler could have afforded it...
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Old 07-25-2011, 08:31 AM   #34
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So what, he would have been stupid to get married, like most people who get married.
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Old 07-25-2011, 08:37 AM   #35
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So what, he would have been stupid to get married, like most people who get married.
Only 1/2 of them are stupid.

The other 1/2 were smart enough to find a stupid person to marry them...
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Old 07-25-2011, 11:01 AM   #36
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Ya, I'd "slum" that.

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Old 07-25-2011, 11:05 AM   #37
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Ya, I'd "slum" that.

CP first: Rausch can honestly state he's hit better than that pic...
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Old 07-25-2011, 11:12 AM   #38
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Old 07-25-2011, 11:15 AM   #39
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CP first: Rausch can honestly state he's hit better than that pic...
Fender bender? Hit her with the shopping cart at the store?




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Old 07-25-2011, 11:15 AM   #40
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Old 07-25-2011, 11:16 AM   #41
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Yeah, if you're a starting NFL quaterback, there is no such thing as "outkicking your coverage" or having a girl who's out of your league.

Writer = reeruned.
+1.
Nor is there anything wrong with someone realizing they aren't ready to be married and calling it off. Would it be better if he hid his feelings then got a nasty divorce later on?
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Old 07-25-2011, 11:19 AM   #42
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Pretty sure that girl had half of California in her, too, so maybe that played a part in his decision. Not sure how secure he is about things like that.
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Old 07-25-2011, 11:20 AM   #43
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Old 07-25-2011, 11:22 AM   #44
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Old 07-25-2011, 11:22 AM   #45
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Pretty sure that girl had half of California in her, too, so maybe that played a part in his decision. Not sure how secure he is about things like that.
Note to self: Move to the half of California where this is happening.
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