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Women spend a lot of time looking at shoes. Men spend a lot of time looking at women wearing shoes & underwear. Yin/Yang. Seems fair to me.
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That's CRAZY!! My wife has like 3 pairs of flip flops and that's it. She has no dress shoes, or even tennis shoes. Guess I got lucky! I've got 2 pairs of tennis shoes, 1 pair of flip flops, and my work boots!
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It's so when they kick you in the balls they can get a fresh pair.
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Hell, some guys are insane about shoes too now days. a few pairs of sandles, some Chuck's, a pair of Vans and im good!
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. |
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You don't have to read it. Just look at the diagram and that will tell you everything he said in the OP.
I get everything done with about 5 pairs of shoes, but tend to have about 10 because I always think the old pair might come in handy for yard work or some shit. Women's shoes do cost a hell of a lot less than men's shoes. My shoes range from a bottom end of $50 Teva sandals to a top end of about $130 to $140. |
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How can a post from a male OP about shoes be that long?
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Deus ambulans inter homines
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Clearly has a foot fetish.
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man I thought I was bad, 8 pairs of shoes. #1 = old stinky pair of tennis shoes, use em when I don't wear socks while working in and on the house. #2 good tennis shoes, use them when going out to non formal events. #3 & #4 dress shoes. Use them a couple of times a year when I have to.#5 & 6 are work boots, Redwing slip ons and Danner water proof for when the site is nasty. #7 are tevas for the boat. #8 are sorrels, sub 20 degree weather or snow.
My wife on the other hand has multiples for every condition. I usually toss 6 pairs of her shoes a year, she hasn't noticed yet. Been married for 20 years now. Every time a box shows up at the door for her some things going in the back of my work truck and getting tossed in the dumpster. It's amazing how many shoes are stock piled in my kids closets and in my garage. Once a year I make a covert sweep and toss numerous pairs. When I was a kid I had one pair. When they fell apart I got my older brothers. I bitched about how many clothes and shoes my wife had once, she then asked why I had so many tools in the garage. That's when I kinda got it. She better never toss out my tools though. |
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Deus ambulans inter homines
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Not that there's anything wrong per se with variety. No different than most people don't just wear the same outfit every day. One could easily get away with wearing tan pants and a white shirt for life and be appropriately dressed for 99.9% of the time. Einstein and other eccentrics have worn the same outfit day in and day out, and it suited them just fine.
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I tell my wife that I will drop her off at the mall and let her shop all day.
I can't tell you how many times in the past I've waited for her to get done shopping, all while silently planning a murder. With a 15 month old in tow now, there's no goddamn way that I'm waiting for her to try on her 1859719057105871058101st pair of jeans at the 1897101st store we visit. |
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what's the deal with airline food?
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