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Freckles Playboy
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Derry, Maine
Casino cash: $-470000
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Starter
Join Date: Dec 2020
Casino cash: $-359600
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The big question is "What about her Toes?" Are they sexy
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Rookie
Join Date: Jul 2021
Casino cash: $8480400
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MVP
Join Date: Mar 2021
Casino cash: $-619600
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Pepperidge Farms and Blue Bell Ice Cream remember a simpler time. Houses of Ill Repute and a rubber mallet
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Barn Yard
Casino cash: $2327400
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Do they come pre-named?
Who wants a Karen? What name you want? Mi Ho Suc?
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Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it.
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Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Columbia, Mo
Casino cash: $-630901
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(I'm starting to think these things might be a really bad idea)
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"If there's a god, he's laughing at us.....and our football team..." "When you look at something through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags." |
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Buddy Christ is a Chiefs fan
Join Date: Nov 2008
Casino cash: $-1690454
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I would take her to Belize.
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"You know, they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, "I CAN'T PROCESS IT!" Well, no, and you never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show .... You know?" Carlos Irwin Estevez |
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Barn Yard
Casino cash: $2327400
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How many partners can 1 handle?
Standard version = 1 mate Deluxe version = unlimited You can open your own brothel! ![]()
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Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it.
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Court Jester
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Orlando
Casino cash: $-597600
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I’m not sure they need to teach them how to nag and tell boring stories about their friends at work, but they just had to see if they could do it.
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Freckles Playboy
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Derry, Maine
Casino cash: $-470000
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Can they mow the yard? Or at least do the weed eating?
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Barn Yard
Casino cash: $2327400
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Just make sure she doesn't short circut while she's down on you!
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Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it.
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-452449
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Everyone wants a sexy sexbot, but the most important thing is to find one that's well grounded.
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire
Casino cash: $-1519603
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This sex robot lived close to you?
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Starter
Join Date: Jun 2023
Location: LENEXA
Casino cash: $-3450000
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I asked my wife a while back about this... Sex robots are coming (giggity), what are the rules on cheating with a robot? It broke her brain, didn't have an answer. After a couple minutes she told me I am a dumb ass. So, I think I know what I am getting for XMAS (giggity).
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire
Casino cash: $-1519603
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Well if she's not interested, then why not let you have your way with a robot?
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