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Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
Casino cash: $2113063
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Wait, is the end of the world today? Shit...I'm not wearing clean undies...
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Life is like a dick. Sometimes it gets hard for no reason, but it can't stay hard forever. |
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Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
Casino cash: $2113063
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Wait, is the end of the world today? Shit...I'm not wearing clean undies...
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Life is like a dick. Sometimes it gets hard for no reason, but it can't stay hard forever. |
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MVP
Join Date: Nov 2008
Casino cash: $10084719
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Well guys, I just got raptured, but then they sent me back because I didn't smell "holy enough". Guess I'm going to hell with rest of you stinky bastards!
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MVP
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $10008735
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MVP
Join Date: Nov 2008
Casino cash: $10084719
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#6 |
Live free or die hard
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Durango, CO
Casino cash: $-751618
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I just left a steamer on my bosses desk while he watched speechless. This shit better pan out!
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#7 |
Banned
Join Date: Jul 2001
Casino cash: $10004900
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Shoulda changed your undies.
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#8 |
In your pants
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: at work
Casino cash: $10004900
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The day aint over yet...still time to tear it up before the end!
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#9 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: olathe,kansas
Casino cash: $10004900
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In Hell you have 2:00 to play down by 4 in the AFCCG and you have first and goal and Cassel is your qb. Over and over and over and over and over
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#10 |
Bump it
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Dakota
Casino cash: $-250000
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Son of a bitch. Did i miss another rapture?
At some point you'd think they'd, i dunno, accidentally take me or something. |
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#11 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
Casino cash: $2136003647
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Ooooooooooops! Waiting for Harold the loon, to pick his next date.
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