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Old 01-12-2007, 07:09 PM  
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I'd like to get someone to try an experimental poop thread. Some might call it "revolutionary". I'm thinking that rather than going and doing the deed, then coming back and describing it, we need to progress and change with the times.

So what I'm asking for is a play-by-play poop thread. Take the computer in with you and post your thoughts, feelings, smells, etc as the deed is being done.

As with all revolutionary change, this may not work out. As such please be aware that I am not responsible in any way, shape, or form for any distress or costs, real or emotional, that may arise from performing this act or any acts related to it.


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1. You must post before the first kid splashes down.

2. You must post between the first and last kid.

3. You must post between the last kid and wiping.

4. You must post between wiping and flushing.

5. You must summarize the experience post-flush.
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Old 01-12-2007, 07:57 PM   #46
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C'mon man, you know you like it when you stand up and look in the toilet and a beast is looking back at you.
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Old 01-12-2007, 07:57 PM   #47
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I usually have a wipe forever poop though; hate those.
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:05 PM   #48
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C'mon man, you know you like it when you stand up and look in the toilet and a beast is looking back at you.
The worst is when they're standing up in the hole and they're above water.

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Old 01-12-2007, 08:09 PM   #49
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C'mon man, you know you like it when you stand up and look in the toilet and a beast is looking back at you.

well, with my afore mentioned prostrate problems joined with some nasty IBS, all I have looking back at me after several minutes of labor, is a bowl of dark grape koolaide
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:10 PM   #50
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If you had your own theme music, what music would be playing while you pooped?

I'm thinking mine might be We Are the Champions by Queen
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:11 PM   #51
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well, with my afore mentioned prostrate problems joined with some nasty IBS, all I have looking back at me after several minutes of labor, is a bowl of dark grape koolaide
Grape GATORADE. GATORADE.

Damnit n00bs, LEARN YOUR LEXICON! Otherwise I'm going to stab you in the face.
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:24 PM   #52
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:24 PM   #53
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If you had your own theme music, what music would be playing while you pooped?

I'm thinking mine might be We Are the Champions by Queen

Flight of the bumble bee - by Rimsky
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:25 PM   #54
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Grape GATORADE. GATORADE.

Damnit n00bs, LEARN YOUR LEXICON! Otherwise I'm going to stab you in the face.

Oh, sorry. I wasn't trying to reference anything, I was just making shit up......


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Old 01-12-2007, 08:25 PM   #55
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I had some chinese, but likely won't crap til mornin.
Dont count on it, Chinese food is the enemy of poop.
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:25 PM   #56
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Flight of the bumble bee - by Rimsky
You think that now, but I actually tried to crap in a public s**tter to that song and it's just not possible. I had to wait for the song to be over so I could do my thing.
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:27 PM   #57
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Oh, sorry. I wasn't trying to reference anything, I was just making shit up......


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See, it doesn't matter if the two things actually tie together or not, you make it happen by using the Lexicon.

For instance, if anyone ever says "cat", it's obligatory that someone else mention "a bowl of antifreeze" within 5 posts or someone else must mention "this place has lost it's burst".
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:35 PM   #58
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You think that now, but I actually tried to crap in a public s**tter to that song and it's just not possible. I had to wait for the song to be over so I could do my thing.
lately I've been feeling the urge to purge when I hear the chief's fight song.
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:37 PM   #59
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See, it doesn't matter if the two things actually tie together or not, you make it happen by using the Lexicon.

For instance, if anyone ever says "cat", it's obligatory that someone else mention "a bowl of antifreeze" within 5 posts or someone else must mention "this place has lost it's burst".
Ahhh, ok,




is there a list somewhere
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:39 PM   #60
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Ahhh, ok,




is there a list somewhere
I could show it to you but then I'd have to kill you.

Truth be told it's how we know who is and is not a n00b.

Just pay attention and when you see something you don't understand ask. Remember, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid n00bs who ask them.
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